Author Topic: Would you hit it? (Read 24214 times)

Wiggs · « **Reply #50 on:** February 08, 2011, 01:53:25 PM »

I would absolutely crush her fine baldhead ass!

Wiggs · « **Reply #51 on:** February 08, 2011, 01:54:01 PM »

Yes Sir...Yes is the answer.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #52 on:** February 08, 2011, 01:56:06 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on February 08, 2011, 01:48:26 PM

Me and that first would have some fun...I'd really humilate her. Ass-to-mouth, everything you can thing of...while high on coke and oxy.

hahahahah!!!!! Thats was fucking funny

hrspwr · « **Reply #53 on:** February 08, 2011, 04:56:38 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on February 07, 2011, 05:20:10 PM

The body is good not great and the face does nothing for me even though there's nothing wrong.

Going for quantity with this one,

Rod Majors · « **Reply #54 on:** February 08, 2011, 05:03:38 PM »

classy thong on the first one.....and of course yes, right down the line.

mahg · « **Reply #55 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:06:20 AM »

I met her online, she's a bank teller so she's not a prostitute, plus she's too nasty looking to be a whore anyways, no 1 would pay. Clearly sounded like a sex deprived desperate chick with a boring life. It's not like America where any chick with a half working snatch gets action anytime they want, the Philippines is full of young hot $11 girls everywhere so I think the fat ugly ones rarely or never see a cock.

I usually have a problem maintaining an erection inside an ugly chick's snatch but I just took a cialis so hopefully I'll be able to close my eyes, pretend it's someone else and pound away.

However I'm kind of sad that she wants to stay overnight cuz the bank is near my place, but I guess its a small price to pay for play. Hope the sleeping makes the time fly by. I mean its 1 thing if its a hot chick who I can ogle at all night..

Its just that I'm on a 1 month dry spell cuz paying for it really doesnt do it for me anymore, but my standards are kind of low at this point.

Should I be proud or disappointed or disgusted?

Marty Champions · « **Reply #56 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:07:39 AM »

wear a condom atleast dude

pedro01 · « **Reply #57 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:12:40 AM »

You can't get laid in Manila?

You must be one ugly fuck to not be able to get some tail there.

kiwiol · « **Reply #58 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:14:31 AM »

Be a man, take a deep breath and get it over with.

And don't PTPS

mahg · « **Reply #59 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:16:44 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on February 09, 2011, 05:12:40 AM

You can't get laid in Manila?

You must be one ugly fuck to not be able to get some tail there.

I'm going to get laid within the hour. U can't read?

I just dont have the energy at this time to go after the hot chicks with the objective of free sex, it takes some effort and to be honest I probably have little/no game either, I dont know man.. I just need my balls emptied right now and its the easiest available option.

Quote from: kiwiol on February 09, 2011, 05:14:31 AM

Be a man, take a deep breath and get it over with.

And don't PTPS

Whats PTPS? Never heard that 1 b4..

Krankenstein · « **Reply #60 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:17:56 AM »

Quote from: mahg on February 09, 2011, 05:16:44 AM

Whats PTPS? Never heard that 1 b4..

Means Post The Pussy Shot.....

no one · « **Reply #61 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:20:40 AM »

have you ever thought that if you didnt have such busted up teeth that you'd get laid more? by fuck you are ugly.

instead of spending 20k on some grampa looking rolex your so proud of, get your grill fixed.

jezus.

Schmoe Buster · « **Reply #62 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:21:49 AM »

pics or it didnt happen

mahg · « **Reply #63 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:25:33 AM »

Quote from: no one on February 09, 2011, 05:20:40 AM

have you ever thought that if you didnt have such busted up teeth that you'd get laid more? by fuck you are ugly.

instead of spending 20k on some grampa looking rolex your so proud of, get your grill fixed.

jezus.

I've got shitty sensitive weak teeth but I hate the dentist, and only go if theres pain. I was there getting a root canal a couple months back and the bitch didnt say my teeth needed fixing?? I know I've got occlusion cuz 1 of the top ones fell out and the others adjusted to cover the empty spot. Anyway how do I get them "fixed"?

JOEBEAST · « **Reply #64 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:32:26 AM »

Take some test suspension an hour before u see her

dj181 · « **Reply #65 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:38:06 AM »

How much does it cost for a suck and fuck over there in the philipines man? Here in Poland it costs bout 50 USD. Also, how much does anal sex run ya?

mahg · « **Reply #66 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:39:23 AM »

I gotta get off here now but will be back tomorrow, wouldnt be nice if she saw this thread.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #67 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:39:38 AM »

Quote from: dj181 on February 09, 2011, 05:38:06 AM

How much does it cost for a suck and fuck over there in the philipines man? Here in Poland it costs bout 50 USD. Also, how much does anal sex run ya?

You would need to clarify for him....whether giving or receiving...

dj181 · « **Reply #68 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:54:36 AM »

ROFL!

Red Hook · « **Reply #69 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:59:23 AM »

Wears a $50k rolex and only bangs ugly fat chicks..keep on pimping player

Classic

Parker · « **Reply #70 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:11:27 AM »

Be careful, because she may not have seen much action, she maybe like one fat ugly chick in a movie I saw and say, "I will ride you until you you die!"

she might be too much for you to handle---at one time...

Firemuscle · « **Reply #71 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:17:38 AM »

Quote from: mahg on February 09, 2011, 05:06:20 AM

I met her online, she's a bank teller so she's not a prostitute, plus she's too nasty looking to be a whore anyways, no 1 would pay. Clearly sounded like a sex deprived desperate chick with a boring life. It's not like America where any chick with a half working snatch gets action anytime they want, the Philippines is full of young hot $11 girls everywhere so I think the fat ugly ones rarely or never see a cock.

I usually have a problem maintaining an erection inside an ugly chick's snatch but I just took a cialis so hopefully I'll be able to close my eyes, pretend it's someone else and pound away.

However I'm kind of sad that she wants to stay overnight cuz the bank is near my place, but I guess its a small price to pay for play. Hope the sleeping makes the time fly by. I mean its 1 thing if its a hot chick who I can ogle at all night..

Its just that I'm on a 1 month dry spell cuz paying for it really doesnt do it for me anymore, but my standards are kind of low at this point.

Should I be proud or disappointed or disgusted?

Remember these word and live by them, "There's no shame in my game."

Fucking an ugly bitch is cool in many circumstances, but you are in the Phillipines man. Go fuck some hotties.

jesusbod · « **Reply #72 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:22:52 AM »

Bullshit... If you giver her anything to drink or eat while at your house, you are paying for it some how or another.

dj181 · « **Reply #73 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:35:53 AM »

What I don't get is how you fellas can get it up for a fat chick. How do you do it? I can't even get it up for average chicks, and when I say "average chick" I mean one with an average body. If a chick has an ugly face, but a hot, round, and firm ass, then I have no problem getting it up. When it comes to just sexual relations body pwns fuck pour moi

dj181 · « **Reply #74 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:37:45 AM »

Oops! I meant to say dat "body pwns FACE pour moi"