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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2011, 11:30:36 AM »
lol  swede ... funny midget 4 sure
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2011, 11:33:56 AM »
Showstoppa is obviously calling his cousin Tyrone to get an explination about the photo. "Why is everyone holding the melon like a man tyrone, and you're holding it like a pussy?!"



Tyrone is also least black in the bunch, which is a sign hes related to showstoppa.









































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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2011, 11:52:25 AM »
Team steven seagal..Anyone want to join? There's free membership for the rest of the day, PM me for more details.
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2011, 11:58:27 AM »
LOL....hahaha, how did I miss these posts for this long?   ;D

Nice gesture on your part......here's mine for you.....




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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2011, 12:25:56 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 07, 2011, 11:58:27 AM
LOL....hahaha, how did I miss these posts for this long?   ;D

Nice gesture on your part......here's mine for you.....





On a sidenote, those shoes are actually K-Swiss (Classic)
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2011, 12:26:31 PM »
Quote from: Parker on February 07, 2011, 12:25:56 PM
On a sidenote, those shoes are actually K-Swiss (Classic)

Nice catch, shoe-head.....  ;D
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2011, 12:30:07 PM »
Those shoes would be great for me until you got home with a chick

"swede, isn't it time to remove then shoes now? I wanna be in your bed.."

"the shoes stays on!"

"but swede"

"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE TALKS BAD ABOUT MY SHOES, GET OUT GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

lol.
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2011, 12:32:03 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on February 07, 2011, 12:30:07 PM
Those shoes would be great for me until you got home with a chick

"swede, isn't it time to remove then shoes now? I wanna be in your bed.."

"the shoes stays on!"

"but swede"

"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE TALKS BAD ABOUT MY SHOES, GET OUT GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

lol.



LOL....
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2011, 12:32:25 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on February 07, 2011, 12:30:07 PM
Those shoes would be great for me until you got home with a chick

"swede, isn't it time to remove then shoes now? I wanna be in your bed.."

You look at her and just say 'traction.'  ;)
Fixed!
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2011, 12:33:06 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on February 07, 2011, 12:32:25 PM
Fixed!

Thats what thsoe socks with the grips on the bottom are for, right?
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2011, 12:34:24 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 07, 2011, 12:33:06 PM
Thats what thsoe socks with the grips on the bottom are for, right?
I got a pair of those for X-Mas, like 30 years ago. Are those still around!? 
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2011, 12:34:41 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 07, 2011, 12:26:31 PM
Nice catch, shoe-head.....  ;D
Well, like Swede knows his weed, I know my Sole...


I know of people who bought those damn calf shoes that supposedly make you jump higher....they were all the rage in high school
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2011, 12:36:12 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on February 07, 2011, 12:34:24 PM
I got a pair of those for X-Mas, like 30 years ago. Are those still around!? 

haha, not sure.  But I bet somewhere, right now, some hillbilly is putting his to good use..... 8)
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Re: Anderson Silva credits Steven Segal for that front kick
« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2011, 12:36:50 PM »
brutal overuse of testosterona, gh,,, etc-etc
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2011, 12:37:15 PM »
Quote from: Parker on February 07, 2011, 12:34:41 PM
Well, like Swede knows his weed, I know my Sole...


I know of people who bought those damn calf shoes that supposedly make you jump higher....they were all the rage in high school

Oh man, I remember those too.  Went to play pick-ball one day and some guy was wearing them to play in....needless to say, it wasn't very difficult to get by him..... ;D
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #40 on: February 07, 2011, 12:38:22 PM »
Segal is a fucking idiot. I'm pretty sure Gene Lebell toyed with him years ago. Aikido is the worst of the traditional martial arts, it's a martial art for people that don't like fighting.
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #41 on: February 07, 2011, 12:39:24 PM »
I just hope for the good of Anderson Silva future opponents that Steven Seagal do not teach to him  this new moves showed in this video ;D
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #42 on: February 07, 2011, 12:40:10 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 07, 2011, 12:37:15 PM
Oh man, I remember those too.  Went to play pick-ball one day and some guy was wearing them to play in....needless to say, it wasn't very difficult to get by him..... ;D
Bounding around like a damn T-Rex crossed with a Kangaroo...

All they would need is Steve Urkel's T-Rex houseshoes.
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #43 on: February 07, 2011, 12:40:24 PM »
Quote from: Jaime on February 07, 2011, 12:38:22 PM
Segal is a fucking idiot. I'm pretty sure Gene Lebell toyed with him years ago. Aikido is the worst of the traditional martial arts, it's a martial art for people that don't like fighting.

I get the feeling steve has never been punched hard in the face ever, but He has to have been.. but it seems like he lives in his own world. probably watched his own movies at every chance he gets.

and the maid rumors on that lol.
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #44 on: February 07, 2011, 12:42:44 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on February 07, 2011, 12:40:24 PM
I get the feeling steve has never been punched hard in the face ever, but He has to have been.. but it seems like he lives in his own world. probably watched his own movies at every chance he gets.

and the maid rumors on that lol.
Well, he was charged with sexual harassment by his female assistant, apparently he wanted a female sex slave as well...so that he could save her from the "bad man in black".
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #45 on: February 07, 2011, 12:44:38 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on February 07, 2011, 12:40:24 PM
I get the feeling steve has never been punched hard in the face ever, but He has to have been.. but it seems like he lives in his own world. probably watched his own movies at every chance he gets.

and the maid rumors on that lol.

He also used to claim he "did work for the CIA" while in Japan..... ::)
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #46 on: February 07, 2011, 12:45:58 PM »
Quote from: Parker on February 07, 2011, 12:42:44 PM
Well, he was charged with sexual harassment by his female assistant, apparently he wanted a female sex slave as well...so that he could save her from the "bad man in black".

his maids has to call him "sensi master" and apaprently a name of a dead monk that was super well known, and doesnt he claim to be the reincarniation or someone also?

you can tell that even on the first clip with him and A silva, when they're done, A silva says something like "thank you sir" and he goes " NO, CAll me sensi!!!" and hes 100% serious.
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #47 on: February 07, 2011, 12:48:48 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on February 07, 2011, 12:45:58 PM
his maids has to call him "sensi master" and apaprently a name of a dead monk that was super well known, and doesnt he claim to be the reincarniation or someone also?

you can tell that even on the first clip with him and A silva, when they're done, A silva says something like "thank you sir" and he goes " NO, CAll me sensi!!!" and hes 100% serious.


Hahahaha. Steve takes being a square to new dimensions. Waiting for him to say that he wished mma was around back in the day becasue he would have been undisputed champ, although he would have to only fight at 10% because his killing techniqus are too dangerous.
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #48 on: February 07, 2011, 12:50:56 PM »
Quote from: Jaime on February 07, 2011, 12:48:48 PM

Hahahaha. Steve takes being a square to new dimensions. Waiting for him to say that he wished mma was around back in the day becasue he would have been undisputed champ, although he would have to only fight at 10% because his killing techniqus are too dangerous.

Hes probably already said it lol.
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Re: You can always trust on Bas re Steven Seagal
« Reply #49 on: February 07, 2011, 12:53:10 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on February 07, 2011, 12:45:58 PM
his maids has to call him "sensi master" and apaprently a name of a dead monk that was super well known, and doesnt he claim to be the reincarniation or someone also?

you can tell that even on the first clip with him and A silva, when they're done, A silva says something like "thank you sir" and he goes " NO, CAll me sensi!!!" and hes 100% serious.
Maybe someone should "call" him out?
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