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« on: February 11, 2011, 10:44:13 PM » |
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Ok here is something that has flabbergasted me for a very long time...
In every single middle class home in Egypt, you will always find a bidet in the bathroom to use to wash your ass after taking a shit. Which makes wiping a breeze after it's use, (to be used by both guys and girls.)
Why is it that in America, housing people who we consider much hygenically more sophisticated than the Egyptians, there are only bidets in the fancy hotels and not everywhere?
I've had to order them on amazon for my apartment here in the US cause I can't walk around with an unwashed ass!
So enlighten me America, please.
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Cableguy
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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2011, 10:50:17 PM » |
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Quite the paradox, isn't it.
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« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2011, 10:51:45 PM » |
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Hello
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Power to the people.
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BIG ACH
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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2011, 10:52:38 PM » |
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Quite the paradox, isn't it.
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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2011, 10:54:53 PM » |
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Ok here is something that has flabbergasted me for a very long time...
In every single middle class home in Egypt, you will always find a bidet in the bathroom to use to wash your ass after taking a shit. Which makes wiping a breeze after it's use, (to be used by both guys and girls.)
Why is it that in America, housing people who we consider much hygenically more sophisticated than the Egyptians, there are only bidets in the fancy hotels and not everywhere?
I've had to order them on amazon for my apartment here in the US cause I can't walk around with an unwashed ass!
So enlighten me America, please.
because americans are smart enough to just fold up some toilet paper ,run it under the tap and have instant wet wipes instead of idiot sand people wasting hundreds of dollars |
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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2011, 11:03:57 PM » |
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because americans are smart enough to just fold up some toilet paper ,run it under the tap and have instant wet wipes instead of idiot sand people wasting hundreds of dollars
That's what I do when I don't have a bidet in my grasp, but trust me a bidet, it's like power washing your ass feels so clean afterwards. And dude they are only 30 dollars on Amazon! |
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2011, 11:05:43 PM » |
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Hello  Its only gay if you want it to be |
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2011, 11:05:48 PM » |
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Take up too much space.
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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2011, 11:05:53 PM » |
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That's what I do when I don't have a bidet in my grasp, but trust me a bidet, it's like power washing your ass feels so clean afterwards.
And dude they are only 30 dollars on Amazon!
your moms only 30 dollars on amazon |
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BIG ACH
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2011, 11:13:24 PM » |
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Take up too much space.
Not if you get the kind that attaches directly to your toilet seat like I did!  |
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2011, 11:32:21 PM » |
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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2011, 11:34:30 PM » |
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Cant beat this  |
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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2011, 11:35:08 PM » |
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Cant beat this That is also a great choice.  |
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BIG ACH
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« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2011, 11:35:52 PM » |
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But then don't you end up getting the ass equivalent to rug burn? |
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BIG ACH
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« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2011, 11:38:13 PM » |
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Cant beat this Here here! |
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« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2011, 11:39:26 PM » |
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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2011, 11:48:41 PM » |
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You misunderstood... By not using a bidet you use more Toilet paper... by using more toilet paper you end up getting rub burn in your ass! Hence why: Bidet > no Bidet |
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« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2011, 11:53:06 PM » |
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Nope. I use tons of TP per day and never have to worry about my ass. I did take a shit the other day that was like squeezing out a block.  |
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« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2011, 11:55:42 PM » |
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You misunderstood... By not using a bidet you use more Toilet paper... by using more toilet paper you end up getting rub burn in your ass!
Hence why: Bidet > no Bidet
Trying to bring wisdom to americans=epic fail. The average dog learns faster. |
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« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2011, 05:19:17 AM » |
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Yet another shit related thread!!  |
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« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2011, 12:24:21 PM » |
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Trying to bring wisdom to americans=epic fail. The average dog learns faster. Hate to say that about my fellow countrymen, but it's true in most cases. The bidet is a no brainer IMO. You'll use way less TP for sure. But, you're also talking about a country where Justin Bieber is a superstar... |
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« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2011, 12:29:56 PM » |
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Because in civilized world we have a thing called toilet paper... we don't use our hands   vs  |
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« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2011, 12:34:54 PM » |
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hahaha, no offence but the middle easterners stink and don't shake hands or eat with the left hand as they use if to wipe their shit-stained asses. in west we use toilet roll and in the sand lands they use water and their hand. it's like the dark ages over there and i bet it ain't many sandmen that got bidets.
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« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2011, 12:43:07 PM » |
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A shower afterwards is better than the bidet.  |
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« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2011, 12:45:56 PM » |
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Thanks for the info on the Bio Bidet Big Ach. I may have to get several of these!
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