Well now if you wanna insult my physical appearance then I think it's only fair that you show your pic too. Let's see how much better than me you look.
Your Mom just came by my apartment. I was gonna fuck her but she had a huge herpes sore on her pussy lip, so I sent her back to your house.
Good lord, but you are predictably ignorant. By the way, I'm an orphan. Let me explain: That means I do not have either a mother or father. And as for my physical appearance, I am shorter than you but you will forever have to look up to me because...wait for it...
I've never encountered (that means "met") such a small mind in a such a large head. That means you're a pea-brain. Intellectually, you are a mental eunuch. Ummmmmm... Here, allow me to be gracious and speak your language. U B Stooooopid.
Don't worry, I'm here to help. Oh, and since I have no mother for you to engage in intercourse (that means have "sex") with well, it looks like you'll have to (yup!) go intercourse yourself, little man.