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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2011, 08:37:55 PM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 15, 2011, 07:15:06 PM
I have actually thought about writing an article titled "Friend or Schmoe" cause of all the schmoe shit I get.  And also from personal situation with a fan who turned into a good friend then got real weird and very very schmoe like (no homo). He just got real klingy and started doing shit like putting my picture (stamped) on money and spending it around my hometown. I got pic of the money!!!!

Yeah lots of Fucked up shit like that. I finally told him back in June to beat feet and detatched myself from him. 3 weeks later he calls leaves a voice mail telling me he is having seperation anxiety and is having trouble letting go. Supposedly he went to a shrink and the shrink told him to write me a good bye letter, a mutaul friend told me it was 50 pages long!!!! He asked him if he should mail it to me or not and the mutual friend highly suggested not to. Now he is swinging on that guys nuts, told him sorry about that hahaha!!!!      

sounds like a really freaky situation and i feel sorry for you

however, I don't know if he was "technically" a "schmoe"...I dunno, I think a "schmoe" has to exchange money with you for services or they have to show interest in worshiping you in a non natural type way....I dunno....we might need a ruling here

"schmoe" or not, the dude was definately a psycho

btw, this is just the first installment of "schmoe letters"...many more will come
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2011, 08:42:05 PM »
Quote from: Xerxes on February 15, 2011, 02:48:06 PM
time to ungay johnny
This first girl looks like a wifey chick who is really a closet freak...Hippy, but what's odd is she has no booty...


You need to post more, or pm me ;D...
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2011, 09:14:40 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 15, 2011, 08:37:55 PM
sounds like a really freaky situation and i feel sorry for you

however, I don't know if he was "technically" a "schmoe"...I dunno, I think a "schmoe" has to exchange money with you for services or they have to show interest in worshiping you in a non natural type way....I dunno....we might need a ruling here

"schmoe" or not, the dude was definately a psycho

btw, this is just the first installment of "schmoe letters"...many more will come
U both need to man up and get off the fuckin cross
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2011, 09:36:14 PM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 15, 2011, 07:15:06 PM
I have actually thought about writing an article titled "Friend or Schmoe" cause of all the schmoe shit I get.  And also from personal situation with a fan who turned into a good friend then got real weird and very very schmoe like (no homo). He just got real klingy and started doing shit like putting my picture (stamped) on money and spending it around my hometown. I got pic of the money!!!!

Yeah lots of Fucked up shit like that. I finally told him back in June to beat feet and detatched myself from him. 3 weeks later he calls leaves a voice mail telling me he is having seperation anxiety and is having trouble letting go. Supposedly he went to a shrink and the shrink told him to write me a good bye letter, a mutaul friend told me it was 50 pages long!!!! He asked him if he should mail it to me or not and the mutual friend highly suggested not to. Now he is swinging on that guys nuts, told him sorry about that hahaha!!!!       

A schmomosexual in Ohio. Go figure.  :D :D
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2011, 09:59:47 PM »
Why do so many people want to schome you Johnny?
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2011, 10:59:12 PM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 15, 2011, 07:15:06 PM
I have actually thought about writing an article titled "Friend or Schmoe" cause of all the schmoe shit I get.  And also from personal situation with a fan who turned into a good friend then got real weird and very very schmoe like (no homo). He just got real klingy and started doing shit like putting my picture (stamped) on money and spending it around my hometown. I got pic of the money!!!!

Yeah lots of Fucked up shit like that. I finally told him back in June to beat feet and detatched myself from him. 3 weeks later he calls leaves a voice mail telling me he is having seperation anxiety and is having trouble letting go. Supposedly he went to a shrink and the shrink told him to write me a good bye letter, a mutaul friend told me it was 50 pages long!!!! He asked him if he should mail it to me or not and the mutual friend highly suggested not to. Now he is swinging on that guys nuts, told him sorry about that hahaha!!!!       
hahahha to funny :D
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2011, 04:53:11 AM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 15, 2011, 07:15:06 PM
putting my picture (stamped) on money and spending it around my hometown. I got pic of the money!!!!

Now that's bizarre.
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2011, 08:03:17 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on February 15, 2011, 09:59:47 PM
Why do so many people want to schome you Johnny?

honestly, I'm not dumb enoug to think that it is just me


i'm just the only one on here dumb enough to admit that i get schmoe letters

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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2011, 04:58:42 PM »
Quote from: pedro01 on February 16, 2011, 04:53:11 AM
Now that's bizarre.

I got the pic of it   :(
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2011, 04:59:43 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 15, 2011, 08:37:55 PM
sounds like a really freaky situation and i feel sorry for you

however, I don't know if he was "technically" a "schmoe"...I dunno, I think a "schmoe" has to exchange money with you for services or they have to show interest in worshiping you in a non natural type way....I dunno....we might need a ruling here

"schmoe" or not, the dude was definately a psycho

btw, this is just the first installment of "schmoe letters"...many more will come

Johnny he kinda did sorta worship me, he had a pic of me on his desk at work!!! Got very very weird, really started to creep my wife out
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2011, 05:00:28 PM »
Quote from: Doug_Steele on February 15, 2011, 09:36:14 PM
A schmomosexual in Ohio. Go figure.  :D :D

he was from milwaukee and came down here all the time. Still does cause now he is swinging on another guys nuts down here.
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2011, 05:05:58 PM »
Quote from: pedro01 on February 16, 2011, 04:53:11 AM
Now that's bizarre.

here ya go Pedro, he did this shit on 1s 5s 10s and 20s and spent them around town!!!

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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2011, 05:06:30 PM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 16, 2011, 05:00:28 PM
he was from milwaukee and came down here all the time. Still does cause now he is swinging on another guys nuts down here.

They are everywhere and it is generally the older ones that check you out in the locker rooms.  >:( >:( You cannot stop them.  >:( >:( I can be in a gym in any state and a "Schmoe" will look at my dick while taking a piss.  >:( >:( It has to be bad for you.  :-\ I would think you would just get to a certain point and say, "Really?? get the fuck out of here". I saw some Vid on here where the Gym is in Ohio....looks hardcore and would hope there are no "Schmoes" there. I would like to train at that one but you gotta get that O$U Flag down.  8)
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2011, 05:10:02 PM »
No schmoes here!!!! Not in my gym at least :)  You are more then welcome to come train but I dont know about the OSU flag hahah!!!
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2011, 06:11:29 PM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 16, 2011, 04:59:43 PM
Johnny he kinda did sorta worship me, he had a pic of me on his desk at work!!! Got very very weird, really started to creep my wife out


that's bad
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2011, 06:27:24 PM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 16, 2011, 05:05:58 PM
here ya go Pedro, he did this shit on 1s 5s 10s and 20s and spent them around town!!!



That's awesome
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #41 on: February 16, 2011, 06:32:10 PM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 16, 2011, 05:05:58 PM
here ya go Pedro, he did this shit on 1s 5s 10s and 20s and spent them around town!!!



bwaHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #42 on: February 16, 2011, 06:41:43 PM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 16, 2011, 05:05:58 PM
here ya go Pedro, he did this shit on 1s 5s 10s and 20s and spent them around town!!!



He even put your name on it and the town in Ohio. Damn, you have a problem.  :-\ :-\
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #43 on: February 16, 2011, 06:46:47 PM »
Had a problem!!! Have not had any contact with him since the beginning of June last summer. 
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #44 on: February 16, 2011, 06:48:32 PM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 16, 2011, 06:46:47 PM
Had a problem!!! Have not had any contact with him since the beginning of June last summer. 

I would have said, "Punch him in the Balls", but he might like that.  :-\ :-\
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2011, 04:46:16 AM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 16, 2011, 05:05:58 PM
here ya go Pedro, he did this shit on 1s 5s 10s and 20s and spent them around town!!!



why won't you hang out with me anymore?

was it the money stamps?
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2011, 05:48:43 AM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 16, 2011, 05:05:58 PM
here ya go Pedro, he did this shit on 1s 5s 10s and 20s and spent them around town!!!



LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! I never doubted it - no-one would make something like that up - but I'm glad you posted the pic. This is my humour high point of today.

I have no words to describe how happy I am that you have people like that following you & I don't.

Fucking brilliant!
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2011, 05:49:50 AM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 16, 2011, 06:46:47 PM
Had a problem!!! Have not had any contact with him since the beginning of June last summer. 

Err... you realy think he's over it????
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2011, 06:00:20 AM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 16, 2011, 06:46:47 PM
Had a problem!!! Have not had any contact with him since the beginning of June last summer. 

I'm not gonna be ignored Mike!
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Re: Schmoe letters
« Reply #49 on: February 17, 2011, 10:33:17 AM »
Quote from: BayGBM on February 17, 2011, 06:00:20 AM
I'm not gonna be ignored Mike!

Scariest movie ever made........but still kinda hot in that "I fucked the divorcee at the end of the street" look.
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