Building Muscle:1) Go to a place with heavy things.2) Lift the heavy things a bunch.3) Go somewhere and eat meat.4) Repeat a bunch.Losing Weight:1) Go to a place where you can move around fast.2) Do that for a long time.3) Eat less food than you normally eat.4) Repeat a bunch.Competing:1) Buy muscle drugs.2) Put muscle drugs in body.3) Do stuff above.4) Buy posing underwear and oil.5) Go compete.Is that it?
and what's the secret to acquiring these muscle drugs you speak of?
Acquiring muscle drugs:1) Find a person selling muscle drugs.2) Give them money for muscle drugs.
is it safe to assume the person selling the drugs will be the big guy at the gym wearing a fanny pack and carrying a gallon jug of water?
you're blowing the cover tendonitis..SHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH and don't forget about the nike or under armour gym bag...
yeah, I've always suspected those under armour guys were up to no good
You are letting out some trade secrets here MOS.....I would watch my back if I were you
It is irrefutable science that the louder you scream and the more people that actually stop to glance at you grunting , the bigger and faster your muscles grow.
1) Buy muscle drugs.2) Put muscle drugs in body.1) Go to a place with heavy things.2) Lift the heavy things a bunch.3) Go somewhere and eat meat.4) Repeat a bunch.Losing Weight:1) Go to a place where you can move around fast.2) Do that for a long time.3) Eat less food than you normally eat.4) Repeat a bunch.Competing:3) Do stuff above.4) Buy posing underwear and oil.5) Go compete.Is that it?Fixed!
I didn't know that...thanks.Did you know that if your muscles see that you are training with 185 lbs of square metal attached to a cable they will send out the "don't grow' call over the radio ??it HAS to be 185 lbs of round metal on a bar or you are wasting your time