the "ask Zaphod" thread.....

[The Showstoppa]

What is the key to reaching ones full potential, sir?

[dr.chimps]

What is the optimum flotsam/jetsam ratio for best workout results?

Oh, and any suggestions regarding the timing of post-workout propwash would be most appreciated.   

[Monster_Everything]

What is the key to reaching ones full potential, sir?

it is in 'reaching around' ....next question

[The Showstoppa]

it is in 'reaching around' ....next question

ah, quid pro quo...

[Monster_Everything]

ah, quid pro quo...

yes , what cums in must cum out....

[Zaphod]

What is the key to reaching ones full potential, sir?

Where have you read that a potential can be reached? What kind of books list an arbitrary end point? True gowth is limitless, as limitless as the ignorance that pollutes like jestom striking this reeking Titanic of failed theories.  

[The Showstoppa]

Where have you read that a potential can be reached? What kind of books list an arbitrary end point? True gowth is limitless, as limitless as the ignorance that pollutes like jestom striking this reeking Titanic of failed theories.  

I am enlightened......

[Jizzacked]

zaphod, what became of the 'dog pownd'

[The True Adonis]

What is the key to reaching ones full potential, sir?

42

[dr.chimps]

42

Universal answer.

[BB]

Dear Zaphod;

Is 1 really the loneliest number?

[wavelength]

of course potential can be reached

[The Showstoppa]

of course potential can be reached

Are you questioning the great Zaphod?

[JOHN MATRIX]

[tbombz]

of course potential can be reached

first you have to define potential

[ManBearPig...]

i've actually had something very similar come out of me a few days ago, but not as wide.

sorry, didn't mean to derail the thread.

[wavelength]

Are you questioning the great Zaphod?

just trying to create controversy

[JOHN MATRIX]

i've actually had something very similar come out of me a few days ago, but not as wide.

sorry, didn't mean to derail the thread.

did you grab it out of the bowl with your bare hands and bury in in the yard?

[Zaphod]

first you have to define potential

Why do you have to define something which may not exist? I understand that you enjoy the company of both men and women. If that is the case, how many men have the potential to penetrate your hind quarters? I think most of the floastam on here, as delusional as they may be, would agree that there is no forseeable limit to this number.

[wavelength]

first you have to define potential

what is meant to be

[JOHN MATRIX]

Why do you have to define something which may not exist? I understand that you enjoy the company of both men and women. If that is the case, how many men have the potential to penetrate your hind quarters? I think most of the floastam on here, as delusional as they may be, would agree that there is no forseeable limit to this number.

[Alexander D]

i've actually had something very similar come out of me a few days ago, but not as wide.

sorry, didn't mean to derail the thread.

I'm particularly impressed with the dookie mark on the toilet seat also. #horribleaim

[tbombz]

what is meant to be

meant to be ? hmm...   well thats not the standard definition of "potential". because potential includes everything that could possibly end up happening.

 but if we agree that "what is meant to be"= ones potential

then yes, potential can be achieved.

but how would one find out what is meant to be?

[tbombz]

Why do you have to define something which may not exist? I understand that you enjoy the company of both men and women. If that is the case, how many men have the potential to penetrate your hind quarters? I think most of the floastam on here, as delusional as they may be, would agree that there is no forseeable limit to this number.

despite your wierdness, ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you have some mild aspergers syndrome going on,  i think its fairly obvious that there is a limited number of men on the planet

[wavelength]

meant to be ? hmm...   well thats not the standard definition of "potential". because potential includes everything that could possibly end up happening.

 but if we agree that "what is meant to be"= ones potential

then yes, potential can be achieved.

but how would one find out what is meant to be?

Yes it's everything that can be. This everything is found in the nothing everything comes out of. So potential really is nothing and we just have to realize that's what we are.