Great thread hahahaha
Nasser El Sonbaty: The whole arena goes into total silence for a full 2 seconds, before erupting into a roar of applause as the announcer says into the mike, "And now, please welcome 3 x (at least) uncrowned Mr Olympia, bodybuilding memorabilia seller extraordinaire and wizard of truth - NASSSSSER el SYNTHOLBATTY!"
Nasser walks on stage and hits a most-muscular to the deafening squeals of Bigbobs and Sherief Shalaby on either ends of the audience, while managing to make eye-contact with both of them simultaneously. He then pulls off his thong, revealing another one underneath and throws it to the audience. A frantic member jumps an unbelievable 18 feet in the air and catches it! People would later realize it was the Getbigger who posts as the_swami.
The amazing routine is however cut short when the intercom announces that a car is blocking one of the judges' limo and Nasser, who is doubling as a parking attendant, is forced to hit another most muscular before heading off stage to fix the situation.