Author Topic: UFC Comedy! (Read 3721 times)

hpac · « **on:** February 21, 2011, 06:36:37 PM »

My current project:

Title: DAX HANNA: U.F.C. (Ultimate Fighting Custodian!)

Plot Outline: An underachieving custodian gets a shot at the MMA champion in the very high school he once attended.

Pitch: The Waterboy meets Rocky

If anyone has a connection to a literary agent or Dana White, would be most appreciated.

Hollis
1995 NPC Teen Heavyweight National Champion
Former IFBB Official
Writer of 8 feature scripts, 1 pilot and test pilot:

Hollis

johnnynoname · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2011, 06:38:55 PM »

hmmmmmm

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2011, 07:39:06 PM »

What is this extreme retardation !?!

hpac · « **Reply #3 on:** February 26, 2011, 01:24:17 PM »

Frustrated isn't the word. I spent 2 years on this project only to find it's already being produced with the same star I envisioned!

http://www.movieweb.com/news/kevin-james-mixed-martial-arts-comedy-goes-to-sony

By the way, even though my gym show test trailer was fair at best, you'll see my friend WWE Superstar Chris Jericho as Vernon.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #4 on:** February 26, 2011, 01:25:41 PM »

this just in....

...nobody cares

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #5 on:** February 26, 2011, 01:29:35 PM »

Sounds like a job for Dan Severn.....

hpac · « **Reply #6 on:** March 01, 2011, 08:41:41 PM »

Hey johnnynoname,

I don't know who you are and do not care

but at least I'm taking my shots and going after the dream.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #7 on:** March 01, 2011, 08:54:35 PM »

I'm also busy in going after my dream of fucking your mom

hpac · « **Reply #8 on:** March 01, 2011, 09:02:15 PM »

And u live where exactly, internet tough guy?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #9 on:** March 01, 2011, 09:06:24 PM »

at your dad's house in West Hollywood

and yes...I edited my intial post because I forgot to add that your Dad's house is in West Hollywood which is where all the homosexuals are

johnnynoname · « **Reply #10 on:** March 01, 2011, 09:11:23 PM »

.....because he's gay

johnnynoname · « **Reply #11 on:** March 01, 2011, 09:12:10 PM »

......................he fucks guys

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #12 on:** March 01, 2011, 09:12:20 PM »

Quote from: hpac on March 01, 2011, 09:02:15 PM

And u live where exactly, internet tough guy?

You should make a movie about a guy who spent 2 years of his life writing a script thats already been done. And when he finds this out(simple google search) he flips out and wants to beat everyone up. He even meets up(west Hollywood) with a guy from the internet and ends up ~~killing~~ raping him and spends the rest of his life getting anally massaged every night in prison. Try pitching it to Kevin James and see if he's game. If done right it could be comedy gold

hpac · « **Reply #13 on:** March 01, 2011, 09:12:28 PM »

Well, Internet Tough Guy, that's great, why don't I meet you there and we can discuss this further?!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #14 on:** March 01, 2011, 09:13:45 PM »

Quote from: hpac on March 01, 2011, 09:12:28 PM

Well, Internet Tough Guy, that's great, why don't I meet you there and we can discuss this further?!

so you want to meet another male that you met on a bodybuilding forum in West Hollywood?

hmmmmmm

Firemuscle · « **Reply #15 on:** March 01, 2011, 09:14:44 PM »

Quote from: hpac on March 01, 2011, 09:12:28 PM

Well, Internet Tough Guy, that's great, why don't I meet you there and we can discuss this further?!

JNN would beat your ass. He is one tough mother fucker, he is a freaky badass.....

Just kidding. Actually he is a complete flamer and he is just one breast implant surgery and a little makeup away from being a passable tranny.

JNN, if you decide to "go full time" and become a tranny, i'll be the first to tear up your asshole

epic_alien · « **Reply #16 on:** March 01, 2011, 10:17:38 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on March 01, 2011, 09:13:45 PM

so you want to meet another male that you met on a bodybuilding forum in West Hollywood?

hmmmmmm

johnny, why dont you use your other gay ass screen name anymore? sylvester?

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #17 on:** March 02, 2011, 02:48:03 AM »

vernon was funny, other than that it sucked, sorry just being honest.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #18 on:** March 02, 2011, 02:54:28 AM »

I think you could do better. Don't give up.

It was pretty bad to be honest. Maybe it's the actors. Get better ones with less typecasting

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #19 on:** March 02, 2011, 08:50:38 AM »

Quote from: hpac on February 21, 2011, 06:36:37 PM

My current project:

Title: DAX HANNA: U.F.C. (Ultimate Fighting Custodian!)

Plot Outline: An underachieving custodian gets a shot at the MMA champion in the very high school he once attended.

Pitch: The Waterboy meets Rocky

If anyone has a connection to a literary agent or Dana White, would be most appreciated.

Hollis
1995 NPC Teen Heavyweight National Champion
Former IFBB Official
Writer of 8 feature scripts, 1 pilot and test pilot:

Hollis

Have you ever considered trying to bring silent film back

johnnynoname · « **Reply #20 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:14:39 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on March 01, 2011, 09:14:44 PM

JNN would beat your ass. He is one tough mother fucker, he is a freaky badass.....

Just kidding. Actually he is a complete flamer and he is just one breast implant surgery and a little makeup away from being a passable tranny.

JNN, if you decide to "go full time" and become a tranny, i'll be the first to tear up your asshole

seriously, you are a huge tool who tries to be cool on here when in reality you look like a fucking douchebag

Tito24 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:21:22 AM »

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #22 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:43:58 AM »

Quote from: hpac on February 21, 2011, 06:36:37 PM

My current project:

Title: DAX HANNA: U.F.C. (Ultimate Fighting Custodian!)

Plot Outline: An underachieving custodian gets a shot at the MMA champion in the very high school he once attended.

Pitch: The Waterboy meets Rocky

If anyone has a connection to a literary agent or Dana White, would be most appreciated.

Hollis
1995 NPC Teen Heavyweight National Champion
Former IFBB Official
Writer of 8 feature scripts, 1 pilot and test pilot:

Hollis

This is pure crap. I can understand the poor filming but nothing flows together and the cast just doesn't blend right. There's nothing spoken by the crew ties into the overall plot and the music was generic Applebee's elevator music.

Poorly wrote, poorly executed.

hpac · « **Reply #23 on:** March 03, 2011, 03:19:04 PM »

I agree the test trailer for Lift This! looks poor at best. Was simply referencing a past project, a Cheers in the gym if you will.

My latest SCRIPT, Dax Hanna U.F.C. Ultimate Fighting Custodian! is a strong piece of WRITTEN work that I am shopping around.

Everyone clear now?

Rosicrucian · « **Reply #24 on:** March 03, 2011, 04:02:55 PM »

hermanito esteban

Author Topic: UFC Comedy! (Read 3721 times)

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