Author Topic: THIS is how to increase your odds with girls (Read 8336 times)

devilsmile · « **on:** February 27, 2011, 01:57:00 PM »

amazing, all this time I thought... well, anyway, here you go

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2011, 05:07:06 PM »

Just bring out da cash no need for all this nonsense.

che · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2011, 05:14:23 PM »

Parker · « **Reply #3 on:** February 27, 2011, 05:17:25 PM »

Quote from: devilsmile on February 27, 2011, 01:57:00 PM

amazing, all this time I thought... well, anyway, here you go

Get this book, read it from cover to cover...all that other shit tends to be for shy, unattractive types...No methods, or systems, no peacocking...just striaght mackin'
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d.html/ref=aw_d_iv_books?is=l&a=0971135339

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #4 on:** February 27, 2011, 05:34:39 PM »

Quote from: Parker on February 27, 2011, 05:17:25 PM

Get this book, read it from cover to cover...all that other shit tends to be for shy, unattractive types...No methods, or systems, no peacocking...just striaght mackin'
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d.html/ref=aw_d_iv_books?is=l&a=0971135339

You bought a book on how to pick up women. ..seriously? ?

che · « **Reply #5 on:** February 27, 2011, 05:38:24 PM »

Quote from: Groink on February 27, 2011, 05:34:39 PM

You bought a book on how to pick up women. ..seriously? ?

Parker · « **Reply #6 on:** February 27, 2011, 06:13:58 PM »

Quote from: Groink on February 27, 2011, 05:34:39 PM

You bought a book on how to pick up women. ..seriously? ?

No, I didn't buy the book...why spend money, the "game is sold not told"*, first rule of mackin'
Keep your money in your pocket...

*Pimpology, I had cleaned it up

GroinkTropin · « **Reply #7 on:** February 27, 2011, 07:24:28 PM »

Quote from: devilsmile on February 27, 2011, 01:57:00 PM

amazing, all this time I thought... well, anyway, here you go

The guy in the 2nd vid sounds like he has a speech impediment. I couldn't stand listening to him. And as if the girl he walks up to wasn't someone he knows? Please...

johnnynoname · « **Reply #8 on:** February 27, 2011, 07:27:30 PM »

I, actually, read a book to help me get more chicks

Yeah, it was called "Lie to Girls and Tell Them That You Were in the Israeli Special Forces and They Will Totally Have Sex with You Because They Will Think You Are Exotic And Dangerous"

Parker · « **Reply #9 on:** February 27, 2011, 07:33:59 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on February 27, 2011, 07:27:30 PM

I, actually, read a book to help me get more chicks

Yeah, it was called "Lie to Girls and Tell Them That You Were in the Israeli Special Forces and They Will Totally Have Sex with You Because They Will Think You Are Exotic And Dangerous"

Its the nose...You know, you should try out for a role on "Gossip Girl", granted all the dudes are effiminate twinks who are more catty than the women...you have the hair and the height Johnny. Plus, they have awesome suits (dress up---smile, put on a happy face)

BTW, I watched part of one episode online after watching Supernatural...never again will I ever watch that bullshit again.

GroinkTropin · « **Reply #10 on:** February 27, 2011, 07:45:49 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on February 27, 2011, 07:27:30 PM

I, actually, read a book to help me get more chicks

Yeah, it was called "Lie to Girls and Tell Them That You Were in the Israeli Special Forces and They Will Totally Have Sex with You Because They Will Think You Are Exotic And Dangerous"

As long as it teaches you the importance of lying to females all is right with that novel.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #11 on:** February 27, 2011, 08:05:37 PM »

Quote from: Parker on February 27, 2011, 07:33:59 PM

Its the nose...You know, you should try out for a role on "Gossip Girl", granted all the dudes are effiminate twinks who are more catty than the women...you have the hair and the height Johnny. Plus, they have awesome suits (dress up---smile, put on a happy face)

BTW, I watched part of one episode online after watching Supernatural...never again will I ever watch that bullshit again.

thanks for the support but i get a feeling that acting isn't in my future any longer

Quote from: Methyl Mike on February 27, 2011, 07:45:49 PM

As long as it teaches you the importance of lying to females all is right with that novel.

always lie

GroinkTropin · « **Reply #12 on:** February 27, 2011, 09:37:42 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on February 27, 2011, 08:05:37 PM

thanks for the support but i get a feeling that acting isn't in my future any longer

always lie

Obviously lie or the guy who is will be hitting that pussy while you wonder why the bitch ain't responding to your texts! Straight up truth right there.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #13 on:** February 27, 2011, 09:44:24 PM »

Quote from: Methyl Mike on February 27, 2011, 09:37:42 PM

Obviously lie or the guy who is will be hitting that pussy while you wonder why the bitch ain't responding to your texts! Straight up truth right there.

Do you lie to them and tell them that you have a great Credit Score?

PJim · « **Reply #14 on:** February 27, 2011, 09:45:51 PM »

The truth is, there is no secret. If you can't be yourself with a woman, it won't work long term.

GroinkTropin · « **Reply #15 on:** February 27, 2011, 09:57:18 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on February 27, 2011, 09:44:24 PM

Do you lie to them and tell them that you have a great Credit Score?

Not funny unless it is your original bit. Sorry, you are just riding Chimps coattails here. Better luck next time.

devilsmile · « **Reply #16 on:** February 27, 2011, 10:25:21 PM »

first I thought the guy was johnny falcon but the guy speaks as falcon types, that's the difference.... and doesn't have jewish hair.

and parker, monster wearing a suit and tie while you posted that super serious post about some book

, fucking relax and watch the vids

GroinkTropin · « **Reply #17 on:** February 28, 2011, 01:26:52 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on February 27, 2011, 10:25:21 PM

first I thought the guy was johnny falcon but the guy speaks as falcon types, that's the difference.... and doesn't have jewish hair.

and parker, monster wearing a suit and tie while you posted that super serious post about some book , fucking relax and watch the vids

The way that guy talks makes me wonder if he got hit by a car when he was younger. OH WAIT, HE'S A RAPPER! Retard status no longer in question.

devilsmile · « **Reply #18 on:** February 28, 2011, 01:30:08 AM »

Quote from: Methyl Mike on February 28, 2011, 01:26:52 AM

The way that guy talks makes me wonder if he got hit by a car when he was younger. OH WAIT, HE'S A RAPPER! Retard status no longer in question.

typical all serious white trash with no sense of humor comment

GroinkTropin · « **Reply #19 on:** February 28, 2011, 01:34:55 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on February 28, 2011, 01:30:08 AM

typical all serious white trash with no sense of humor comment

My posts are full of humor homey. I just can't get over how the guy talks, it's like he struggles to get the words out. Also hilarious you call me white trash, who the fuck are you again? Devilsmile? Alrighty.....

devilsmile · « **Reply #20 on:** February 28, 2011, 01:38:05 AM »

Quote from: Methyl Mike on February 28, 2011, 01:34:55 AM

My posts are full of humor homey. I just can't get over how the guy talks, it's like he struggles to get the words out. Also hilarious you call me white trash, who the fuck are you again? Devilsmile? Alrighty.....

like I said, NO humor

CalvinH · « **Reply #21 on:** February 28, 2011, 08:57:08 AM »

You can increase your odds by actually talking to them instead of reading a book.

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #22 on:** February 28, 2011, 08:59:54 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on February 28, 2011, 08:57:08 AM

You can increase your odds by actually talking them into drinking instead of reading a book.

Fixed

CalvinH · « **Reply #23 on:** February 28, 2011, 09:01:50 AM »

Quote from: MORTALCOIL on February 28, 2011, 08:59:54 AM

Fixed

War-Horse · « **Reply #24 on:** February 28, 2011, 09:04:31 AM »

The secret is to ignore them. It drives them crazy, you can feel them watching you.