Bodybuilding books

[Schmoe Buster]

Somehow, I suspect this complete guide to not mention anything about steroids and G4P. Am I right?

I believe it does have a steroid section

[DK II]

I believe it does have a steroid section

Too bad it's in Chinese.  

I mean, the book is called "the COMPLETE guide to Bodybuilding", it should have a steroid section, no??




合成代謝類固醇
维基百科，自由的百科全书


化學結構類似天然的類固醇激素睾酮 , 17β-hydroxy-4-androsten-3-one.
同化激素（Anabolic steroid）亦称蛋白同化激素是一种能够夠促進細胞的生長與分化，使肌肉擴增，甚至是骨頭的強度與大小的甾体激素。同化激素是由天然来源的雄性激素经结构改造，降低雄激素活性，提高蛋白同化活性而得到的半合成激素类药物。睪酮是最為常見的天然来源的蛋白同化激素，也是天然的雄性激素。
[编辑]效果

多數的同化激素藉由睪酮的活動而產生效用，如合成代謝，與男性化（virilization）的效應。 同化性效用的例子:
促進 氨基酸中蛋白質生物合成
促進 肌肉 變大變壯
促進 食慾
促進 骨骼 的生長
刺激骨髓，促進紅血球的產生。
雄性化效用的例子:
女性陰蒂 的成長(陰蒂增大) 以及男孩陰莖的成長 (成人無論施打多少劑量的雄性素（androgens）都無法增長。
毛髮 ( 鬍鬚, 胸部以及四肢 的毛髮)的增長。
聲調的提高 , 聲音變低沈。
增加 性慾
壓抑內生的性激素
保護精子生成的過程
許多雄激素藉由新陳代謝送到身體中的化合物（同時也和雌激素交互作用），產生一些負面效應。
加速孩童骨骼的老化
男性胸部的成長
能夠促進雄性化的荷爾蒙可以有許多用處，不過在使用的過程中往往出現干擾的雌性化反應。許多合成的同化性類固醇是被設計為能夠製造出更多的雄性激素而非產生雌性化反應。 其他副作用，包括了高血壓，膽固醇上升，皮膚痤瘡，提早禿頭，性功能減退以及睪丸萎縮。男性使用者有可能會長出胸部。女性使用者則是體毛增長，聲音變低沈，胸部變小，陰蒂漲大以及經期不規律。部分副作用是無可避免的。對青少年使用者來說，可能會造成骨骼停止生長。對於長期使用者來說，肝功能會嚴重的受損。

[MORTALCOIL]

Too bad it's in Chinese. 

合成代謝類固醇
维基百科，自由的百科全书


化學結構類似天然的類固醇激素睾酮 , 17β-hydroxy-4-androsten-3-one.
同化激素（Anabolic steroid）亦称蛋白同化激素是一种能够夠促進細胞的生長與分化，使肌肉擴增，甚至是骨頭的強度與大小的甾体激素。同化激素是由天然来源的雄性激素经结构改造，降低雄激素活性，提高蛋白同化活性而得到的半合成激素类药物。睪酮是最為常見的天然来源的蛋白同化激素，也是天然的雄性激素。
[编辑]效果

多數的同化激素藉由睪酮的活動而產生效用，如合成代謝，與男性化（virilization）的效應。 同化性效用的例子:
促進 氨基酸中蛋白質生物合成
促進 肌肉 變大變壯
促進 食慾
促進 骨骼 的生長
刺激骨髓，促進紅血球的產生。
雄性化效用的例子:
女性陰蒂 的成長(陰蒂增大) 以及男孩陰莖的成長 (成人無論施打多少劑量的雄性素（androgens）都無法增長。
毛髮 ( 鬍鬚, 胸部以及四肢 的毛髮)的增長。
聲調的提高 , 聲音變低沈。
增加 性慾
壓抑內生的性激素
保護精子生成的過程
許多雄激素藉由新陳代謝送到身體中的化合物（同時也和雌激素交互作用），產生一些負面效應。
加速孩童骨骼的老化
男性胸部的成長
能夠促進雄性化的荷爾蒙可以有許多用處，不過在使用的過程中往往出現干擾的雌性化反應。許多合成的同化性類固醇是被設計為能夠製造出更多的雄性激素而非產生雌性化反應。 其他副作用，包括了高血壓，膽固醇上升，皮膚痤瘡，提早禿頭，性功能減退以及睪丸萎縮。男性使用者有可能會長出胸部。女性使用者則是體毛增長，聲音變低沈，胸部變小，陰蒂漲大以及經期不規律。部分副作用是無可避免的。對青少年使用者來說，可能會造成骨骼停止生長。對於長期使用者來說，肝功能會嚴重的受損。

I've checked, that's the paragraph that's in the English version. Go figure.

[DK II]

I've checked, that's the paragraph that's in the English version. Go figure.

[Schmoe Buster]

Too bad it's in Chinese.  

I mean, the book is called "the COMPLETE guide to Bodybuilding", it should have a steroid section, no??




合成代謝類固醇
维基百科，自由的百科全书


化學結構類似天然的類固醇激素睾酮 , 17β-hydroxy-4-androsten-3-one.
同化激素（Anabolic steroid）亦称蛋白同化激素是一种能够夠促進細胞的生長與分化，使肌肉擴增，甚至是骨頭的強度與大小的甾体激素。同化激素是由天然来源的雄性激素经结构改造，降低雄激素活性，提高蛋白同化活性而得到的半合成激素类药物。睪酮是最為常見的天然来源的蛋白同化激素，也是天然的雄性激素。
[编辑]效果

多數的同化激素藉由睪酮的活動而產生效用，如合成代謝，與男性化（virilization）的效應。 同化性效用的例子:
促進 氨基酸中蛋白質生物合成
促進 肌肉 變大變壯
促進 食慾
促進 骨骼 的生長
刺激骨髓，促進紅血球的產生。
雄性化效用的例子:
女性陰蒂 的成長(陰蒂增大) 以及男孩陰莖的成長 (成人無論施打多少劑量的雄性素（androgens）都無法增長。
毛髮 ( 鬍鬚, 胸部以及四肢 的毛髮)的增長。
聲調的提高 , 聲音變低沈。
增加 性慾
壓抑內生的性激素
保護精子生成的過程
許多雄激素藉由新陳代謝送到身體中的化合物（同時也和雌激素交互作用），產生一些負面效應。
加速孩童骨骼的老化
男性胸部的成長
能夠促進雄性化的荷爾蒙可以有許多用處，不過在使用的過程中往往出現干擾的雌性化反應。許多合成的同化性類固醇是被設計為能夠製造出更多的雄性激素而非產生雌性化反應。 其他副作用，包括了高血壓，膽固醇上升，皮膚痤瘡，提早禿頭，性功能減退以及睪丸萎縮。男性使用者有可能會長出胸部。女性使用者則是體毛增長，聲音變低沈，胸部變小，陰蒂漲大以及經期不規律。部分副作用是無可避免的。對青少年使用者來說，可能會造成骨骼停止生長。對於長期使用者來說，肝功能會嚴重的受損。

Not worth reading anyway

[musclecenter]

No,that's not my book's articles

every section of bodybuilding all in my book,but it's chinese edition

[Schmoe Buster]

No,that's not my book's articles

every section of bodybuilding all in my book,but it's chinese edition

So there is a G4P section then is there a contest fixing section also?

[DK II]

So there is a G4P section then is there a contest fixing section also?

I wonder if it has a section about the "Young Bamboo sprout lover" Triad society that runs the drug business in Taiwan.  

[DK II]

No,that's not my book's articles

every section of bodybuilding all in my book,but it's chinese edition

If it has every section of BB, you also need a steroid section, MC. 

I cannot read chinese though. 

[brent2741]

Encyclopedia of modern bodybuilding by arnold

[Schmoe Buster]

If it has every section of BB, you also need a steroid section, MC. 

I cannot read chinese though. 

That would be the only section anyone would need to read

[DK II]

That would be the only section anyone would need to read

Obviously true.

But don't forget, it's about the fun factor here. 

I just need something to kill time with and have fun doing it. 

[Schmoe Buster]

Obviously true.

But don't forget, it's about the fun factor here. 

I just need something to kill time with and have fun doing it. 

Do you think there is a section about trolling the internet in your 50's looking for clips of steroid musclemen to post on forums all day?

[Juruth]

You should start by reading Homer, Ovid, Virgil, Shakespeare, Milton, Holy Bible, Livy, etc. Anything written by a bodybuilder should be stored as back up in the event of a toilet paper shortage.

[MORTALCOIL]

A pastry cook book where 95% of it would be about this.

And the remaining 5% about this:

[Schmoe Buster]

You should start by reading Homer, Ovid, Virgil, Shakespeare, Milton, Holy Bible, Livy, etc. Anything written by a bodybuilder should be stored as back up in the event of a toilet paper shortage.

Are you suggesting Musclecenters complete guide to bodybuilding would be best put to use as a complete back up ass wiping material should the toilet paper run out?

[DK II]

Do you think there is a section about trolling the internet in your 50's looking for clips of steroid musclemen to post on forums all day?

Also a major part in "steroidcenter"s life.  

LOL

You should start by reading Homer, Ovid, Virgil, Shakespeare, Milton, Holy Bible, Livy, etc. Anything written by a bodybuilder should be stored as back up in the event of a toilet paper shortage.

I wanna read it on the toilet.
I read nearly all the other shit you mentioned there at some time or the other in my life, do you really think you become a better human when you read "Shakespeare" or some stupid translation of "Homer" instead of Chuck Palahniuk or Tom Clancy?

I want to put my brain into "standby" when i read in my free time, bodybuilding books are just fine for that.  

[Schmoe Buster]

Also a major part in "steroidcenter"s life.  


LOL

I wanna read it on the toilet.
I read nearly all the other shit you mentioned there at some time or the other in my life, do you really think you become a better human when you read "Shakespeare" or some stupid translation of "Homer" instead of Chuck Palahniuk or Tom Clancy?

I want to put my brain into "standby" when i read in my free time, bodybuilding books are just fine for that.  

Once you've done reading it on the toilet you can wipe your ass with it, it serves dual purpose

[DK II]

Are you suggesting Musclecenters complete guide to bodybuilding would be best put to use as a complete back up ass wiping material should the toilet paper run out?

I am sure there are some valuable hints in the book about bench pressing and getting HUGE on "Chicken Moo Choo".

[DK II]

Once you've done reading it on the toilet you can wipe your ass with it, it serves dual purpose

True.

Also don't forget i have a kid, i cannot let ANYTHING of worth lie around without the fear of it ending up somewhere in pieces.

I guess i will make a bulk order for MCs book, what do you say, 20 copies is enough?

[Schmoe Buster]

I am sure there are some valuable hints in the book about bench pressing and getting HUGE on "Chicken Moo Choo".

Yes the posing section is a must read, it has a complete guide to posing in a stars and stripes thong

[MORTALCOIL]

I am sure there are some valuable hints in the book about bench pressing and getting HUGE on "Chicken Moo Choo".

If you want to claim natural status yet you want to be huge and ripped, don't shoot steroids, eat animals who have been shot with steroids.

[DK II]

Yes the posing section is a must read, it has a complete guide to posing in a stars and stripes thong

Are you saying that MC's book is forbidden in mainland China??  

[DK II]

If you want to claim natural status yet you want to be huge and ripped, don't shoot steroids, eat animals who have been shot with steroids.

"Dianabol stuffed chicken with sweet-sour sauce"?
 

I wonder if the roids would survive the first pass.... 

[MORTALCOIL]

"Dianabol stuffed chicken with sweet-sour sauce"?
 

I wonder if the roids would survive the first pass....  

I hear that HGH chicken is a must have.