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best post i've read in a long effing time.. thanks mahg
« on: March 02, 2011, 11:58:11 PM »
i just laughed my ass off to this first one.. classic shit right thurr  :D


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BlackFag made his travelling money by selling his kunt whore mother to me. I employ the bitch as my personal toilet roll. She stands there in the pooper and licks my anus clean after I drop turds. If she doesnt lick good I kick her in the teeth, stupid kunt lick my asshole clean I said clean u worthless whore. The guy is a repressed homo, check out his other thread where he says it's not gay to fuck and be fucked by ladyboys with cock and balls. That's probably why he went on a road trip, to get as many ladyBOY cocks up his ass and down his throat as he possibly could, the BlackFag.

By the way BlackFag, your mom is acting like a complete kunt, she does a half assed job of tongue cleaning my anus, she cries when I cum in her mouth then jam her lips shut and knee her in the chin to force my load down her throat. I'm getting sick of the smelly whore. Buy her back from me u cock mongrel.

   

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BlackFag, next time my dog fucks you up your ass, make sure you lick off ALL your shit from his dick u lazy bastard. And your check for $20 bounced u bastard. All I charge the BeastialityFag is $20 to let my dog fuck his stupid ass, least he could do is clean up the mutt when hes done and pay his debt. Useless piece of trash.
   


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If I ever see you in my country FagBoy, I will take great pleasure in shoving my shotgun straight up your FagAss and pulling the trigger. Don't worry, it'll fit, you're loose enough u poo pusher.  :-*



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I will chop off your 1 inch cocktail weiner, stick it on the sizzler, add some salt n pepper and feed the piece of shit to your mom. Whore is hungry, I've been fucking her smelly herpes infested kunt with a baseball bat, hammer, my creatine tub, a water bottle, my shoes and whatever other object I could find for the past several hours. She needs some food. You're so worthless, even your weiner is barely present, it wont fill up the whore. She been put through the mill, she needs more protein than a 1/2 inch cocktail weenie. Guess I have to pull out my cock and shoot out some loads down her throat. I was tired from all the fun you stupid bastard, you useless fuck good for nothing. Oh well... c'est la vie.  :-\

   

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Re: best post i've read in a long effing time.. thanks mahg
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2011, 12:22:00 AM »
Sounds like one of those labored kiwiol homosexual fantasy concoctions from back in the day.

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Re: best post i've read in a long effing time.. thanks mahg
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2011, 12:44:16 AM »
LolZ mahg is a funny kunt, blackfag too ;D
Thunderdome approved

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Re: best post i've read in a long effing time.. thanks mahg
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2011, 12:57:13 AM »
Can't see anything - members only area.

What is it?

Wanted: Hung tops and smooth bottom boys
2 x fit, smooth, up for it, relaxed guys here. Looking for other guys. 18-33. Must have pics.

Fit smooth slim power bottom or hung power top who knows how to f##k. Open to horny straight guys who just wanta have their c##k drained too! What ever feels good hehe
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Re: best post i've read in a long effing time.. thanks mahg
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2011, 08:09:44 AM »
Has to be said, Mahg has a way with words.

Be a shame to see him banned, high art isn't easy to find on teh interweb.

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Re: best post i've read in a long effing time.. thanks mahg
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2011, 08:34:05 AM »
Can't see anything - members only area.

What is it?

Wanted: Hung tops and smooth bottom boys
2 x fit, smooth, up for it, relaxed guys here. Looking for other guys. 18-33. Must have pics.

Fit smooth slim power bottom or hung power top who knows how to f##k. Open to horny straight guys who just wanta have their c##k drained too! What ever feels good hehe

i hope some of you saw the comedy in the above exchange.

It's kinda subtle but still very funny

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Re: best post i've read in a long effing time.. thanks mahg
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2011, 09:41:24 AM »
i just laughed my ass off to this first one.. classic shit right thurr  :D

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Translation, I am 14 years old with zero sense of humor, the only thing that gets my flab flabbing is lowlife unintelligent brabble crowned by a
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And its called a cunt you cunt... if you don't know how to bypass rons lack of humor go play in the misc on bb.com.

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Re: best post i've read in a long effing time.. thanks mahg
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2011, 09:49:45 AM »
I quit reading after the first word of your shitty positive message was "Blackflag"


fuck off.

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Re: best post i've read in a long effing time.. thanks mahg
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2011, 10:51:00 AM »
that was some funny shit, havent laughed hard in a while  ;D

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Re: best post i've read in a long effing time.. thanks mahg
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2011, 10:55:01 AM »
These two's heated exchanges on another thread had me laughing my ass off as well  :)
uh huh.. you can't even read a message board i doubt you know how to fuck anything but a hollowed out watermelon. 

sure.. you can stop by my house, which i own.  after i rape you in front of my neighbors like i would your wife/gf/mom i'll fry you up some corn dogs and we can watch nascar and sing 'god bless america' on my lawn. 

im actually looking forward to this.  i haven't been on top in a while but then again i fuck women.  go figure  ;D

After I assrape you and creampie your butthole i'll burn down your house.

 You'll be crawling to you neighbors doorstep, crying, with your pants around your ankles and cum gushing out of your asshole. Begging them for help.


ROFL!!!!!!!

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Re: best post i've read in a long effing time.. thanks mahg
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2011, 07:13:15 PM »
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Re: best post i've read in a long effing time.. thanks mahg
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2011, 12:07:53 PM »
lol

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Re: best post i've read in a long effing time.. thanks mahg
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2011, 01:01:06 PM »
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Re: best post i've read in a long effing time.. thanks mahg
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2011, 01:09:40 PM »
classic Getbig  ;D