unless it's a European stop..he'd fit right in. 
OMG literally LOL.......awesome man......and it being the brutal truth just amps it that much more !!!!!

I rode the train with freakin' bankers, lawyers, etc... in Germany and it smelled like a trucker who just got out of the cab after 10hrs on the road.....

Call us fat all they want, but damn it we smell better !!