Author Topic: How do you avoid annoying guys at the gym? (Read 8308 times)

el numero uno · « **on:** March 03, 2011, 07:41:50 PM »

There's a guy who lives a 5 blocks away from my house and he goes to the same gym I attend, he insists on walking back home with me (no homo) but the guy is fvcking annoying. He leaves the gym with the same clothes he trains, a sweaty tanktop (he's a twink though), shorts, a big backpack, and a weird type of cooler and he also has ILS. He talks talks talks talks, never close his fvcing mouth, always telling me how great his life is (lol). The most annoying thing is when he calls me "kid"

.

Seriously, I'm starting to be an @sshole with him, when he talks to me, I roll my eyes like this

, but the fvcker continues talking

. I don't want enmities, so I don't want to be very rude and tell him to "fvck off" when he ask me to walk back home.

I can't go to the gym before 6:00pm, and >8:00pm is kinda too late for me, so I always go @ 7:00pm, his same timetable

. If I go a little later he waits for me even if I tell him I will be an extra 1/2 hour.
I don't want to go to another gym cause there's a girl flirting with me and she lives next to the gym

. Besides that's the nearest gym to my house.

Use your wisdom and tell me what should I do without being so rude?

WillGrant · « **Reply #1 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:43:23 PM »

knock him out and shit in his mouth

DK II · « **Reply #2 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:43:39 PM »

Tell him to fuck off.

el numero uno · « **Reply #3 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:44:58 PM »

Quote from: WillGrant on March 03, 2011, 07:43:23 PM

knock him out and shit in his mouth

outby43 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:47:10 PM »

I would tell him that people are starting to think you are gay from the gym and since you are not gay then it may be best to cool it with the walks home. Tell him about the skank next door as well and you do not want to fuck it up with her. If he is cool he will understand.

DK II · « **Reply #5 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:48:34 PM »

Quote from: outby43 on March 03, 2011, 07:47:10 PM

I would tell him that people are starting to think you are gay from the gym and since you are not gay then it may be best to cool it with the walks home. Tell him about the skank next door as well and you do not want to fuck it up with her. If he is cool he will understand.

I see an "American Beauty" ending here...

Red Hook · « **Reply #6 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:49:13 PM »

Man up and tell him that your boyfriend is getting jealous

CT_Muscle · « **Reply #7 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:49:20 PM »

Quote from: el numero uno on March 03, 2011, 07:41:50 PM

There's a guy who lives a 5 blocks away from my house and he goes to the same gym I attend, he insists on walking back home with me (no homo) but the guy is fvcking annoying. He leaves the gym with the same clothes he trains, a sweaty tanktop (he's a twink though), shorts, a big backpack, and a weird type of cooler and he also has ILS. He talks talks talks talks, never close his fvcing mouth, always telling me how great his life is (lol). The most annoying thing is when he calls me "kid" .

Seriously, I'm starting to be an @sshole with him, when he talks to me, I roll my eyes like this , but the fvcker continues talking . I don't want enmities, so I don't want to be very rude and tell him to "fvck off" when he ask me to walk back home.

I can't go to the gym before 6:00pm, and >8:00pm is kinda too late for me, so I always go @ 7:00pm, his same timetable . If I go a little later he waits for me even if I tell him I will be an extra 1/2 hour.
I don't want to go to another gym cause there's a girl flirting with me and she lives next to the gym . Besides that's the nearest gym to my house.

Use your wisdom and tell me what should I do without being so rude?

start doing cardio, jog home from the gym

el numero uno · « **Reply #8 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:50:03 PM »

Quote from: outby43 on March 03, 2011, 07:47:10 PM

I would tell him that people are starting to think you are gay from the gym and since you are not gay then it may be best to cool it with the walks home. Tell him about the skank next door as well and you do not want to fuck it up with her. If he is cool he will understand.

Actually that's a great idea, I think I will use an argument like that

.

MP · « **Reply #9 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:58:07 PM »

Put on headphones and do some lame cardio until he leaves the gym.

If that doesn't work, quit being all environmental and start driving.

Christ, what are you thinking walking home anyway? You'll slip into a catabolic state.

che · « **Reply #10 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:17:23 PM »

Offer him a BJ, if he's straight he will never talk to you again , if he accepts call him a fag and punch him in the face .

el numero uno · « **Reply #11 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:20:51 PM »

Quote from: che on March 03, 2011, 08:17:23 PM

Offer him a BJ, if he's straight he will never talk to you again , if he accepts call him a fag and punch him in the face .

LMAO

. I think "lundgrenisgod" would use this kind of tricks

no one · « **Reply #12 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:23:28 PM »

Quote from: WillGrant on March 03, 2011, 07:43:23 PM

knock him out and shit in his mouth

LOL!

basil · « **Reply #13 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:30:15 PM »

Quote from: el numero uno on March 03, 2011, 07:41:50 PM

There's a guy who lives a 5 blocks away from my house and he goes to the same gym I attend, he insists on walking back home with me (no homo) but the guy is fvcking annoying. He leaves the gym with the same clothes he trains, a sweaty tanktop (he's a twink though), shorts, a big backpack, and a weird type of cooler and he also has ILS. He talks talks talks talks, never close his fvcing mouth, always telling me how great his life is (lol). The most annoying thing is when he calls me "kid" .

Seriously, I'm starting to be an @sshole with him, when he talks to me, I roll my eyes like this , but the fvcker continues talking . I don't want enmities, so I don't want to be very rude and tell him to "fvck off" when he ask me to walk back home.

I can't go to the gym before 6:00pm, and >8:00pm is kinda too late for me, so I always go @ 7:00pm, his same timetable . If I go a little later he waits for me even if I tell him I will be an extra 1/2 hour.
I don't want to go to another gym cause there's a girl flirting with me and she lives next to the gym . Besides that's the nearest gym to my house.

Use your wisdom and tell me what should I do without being so rude?

Do what I do: stick the ear buds in, music or not, and don't make eye contact with anyone, unless it's to say excuse me or something like that. You'll be in/out of the gym in 45 mins , and don't have to bother with the fatbodies. Unless, of course, you're setting a trap line with that chick. That's requires a different approach in which eye contact is required.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #14 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:33:59 PM »

Quote from: el numero uno on March 03, 2011, 07:41:50 PM

Use your wisdom and tell me what should I do without being so rude?

2ND COMING · « **Reply #15 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:35:26 PM »

Lift in the confides of your own house perhaps?

Look, if you've been working out for a few years consistently and only lift at a gym and yet to have bought basic weight sets for your house.........youre a tool.

BayGBM · « **Reply #16 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:37:33 PM »

Quote from: MP on March 03, 2011, 07:58:07 PM

Put on headphones and do some lame cardio until he leaves the gym.

If that doesn't work, quit being all environmental and start driving.

Christ, what are you thinking walking home anyway? You'll slip into a catabolic state.

x2. You can use these to tune him out, or otherwise pretend that you can't hear him. If he still does not clue it tune him out completely and pretend you can't hear him with your earbuds on. If he asks tell him you are listening to a book on tape and you have to finish it. Keep using the earbuds as an excuse not to engage him and eventually, he will clue in that you are not his friend and you don't want to talk with him.

el numero uno · « **Reply #17 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:38:39 PM »

Some solid advices so far

2ND COMING · « **Reply #18 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:42:12 PM »

Quote from: 2ND COMING on March 03, 2011, 08:35:26 PM

Lift in the confides of your own house perhaps?

Look, if you've been working out for a few years consistently and only lift at a gym and yet to have bought basic weight sets for your house.........youre a tool.

P.S. - i know dudes who take pride in being a tool.

Hey, if it gets you ass. whatever.

Yes i quoted myself.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #19 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:42:40 PM »

It seems like you allowed it to get to the awkward stage. So its probably going to end bad. Maybe start riding a bicycle to the gym.

DK II · « **Reply #20 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:45:13 PM »

Quote from: BayGBM on March 03, 2011, 08:37:33 PM

x2. You can use these to tune him out, or otherwise pretend that you can't hear him. If he still does not clue it tune him out completely and pretend you can't hear him with your earbuds on. If he asks tell him you are listening to a book on tape and you have to finish it. Keep using the earbuds as an excuse not to engage him and eventually, he will clue in that you are not his friend and you don't want to talk with him.

LOL, i thought that offering him a blowjob would have been more your line, Bay.

kiwiol · « **Reply #21 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:48:36 PM »

Sleep with his wife/missus. Problem solved.

Don't forget to PTPS here afterwards.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #22 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:50:59 PM »

Shoot his windows out with a 50cal handgun

el numero uno · « **Reply #23 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:53:16 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on March 03, 2011, 08:50:59 PM

Shoot his windows out with a 50cal handgun

lol

Matt C · « **Reply #24 on:** March 03, 2011, 09:07:02 PM »

Quote from: che on March 03, 2011, 08:17:23 PM

Offer him a BJ

Honestly, I'm just in my own zone when I train. I find it kind of amusing when I watch videos of myself how many people I spot who stop and watch [to the general public, a two plate bench press is impressive]. Personally I just try to go to the gym and get a hard workout in and don't pay attention to what's going on around me unless there is a reason to.