Author Topic: How do you avoid annoying guys at the gym? (Read 8268 times)

saucetradomous · « **Reply #51 on:** March 04, 2011, 08:21:46 AM »

Quote from: MP on March 03, 2011, 07:58:07 PM

Put on headphones and do some lame cardio until he leaves the gym.

If that doesn't work, quit being all environmental and start driving.

Christ, what are you thinking walking home anyway? You'll slip into a catabolic state.

hahahaha

Army of One · « **Reply #52 on:** March 04, 2011, 08:39:24 AM »

I had a guy like this, he even would start a conversation while I was midway through a heavy Bench Press, I was tempted to strangle him with the lat pulldown wire.

Tito24 · « **Reply #53 on:** March 04, 2011, 08:40:55 AM »

kyomu

tom joad · « **Reply #54 on:** March 04, 2011, 08:41:29 AM »

from day one in my gym, i've never approached anybody nor initiated conversation. whenever a person greets me, i return it but never make small talk. that kinda backfired tho because it just made the guys and girls wanna train near me more and try to get my attention. finally, years later haha the message is finally starting to sink in that i'm not interested in making gym friends and acquaintances. it's not that i'm hardcore; i just wanna get in and out of the gym as fast as possible and have an efficient workout. no hard feelings to my admirers.

(and i'm not even a beast. just in pretty good shape.)

R.A.M. · « **Reply #55 on:** March 04, 2011, 08:45:16 AM »

Quote from: che on March 03, 2011, 08:17:23 PM

Offer him a BJ, if he's straight he will never talk to you again , if he accepts call him a fag and punch him in the face .

THIS

Tito24 · « **Reply #56 on:** March 04, 2011, 08:46:18 AM »

AND if you gave some time talking to a certain kind of person he she will destract you from working out for a lifetime. some people are there more for socialising than working out.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #57 on:** March 04, 2011, 08:50:38 AM »

tell him "look i think youre really cute, im just not ready for a committment yet. its not you, its me." then punch him in his vagina

Bam-bam · « **Reply #58 on:** March 04, 2011, 08:51:44 AM »

Quote from: che on March 03, 2011, 08:17:23 PM

Offer him a BJ, if he's straight he will never talk to you again , if he accepts call him a fag and punch him in the face .

this, or if you are too shy to try this approach you could shit in your pants after you are done working out. The odor should keep him away (unless he is a australian bodybuilder with last name priest)

no one · « **Reply #59 on:** March 04, 2011, 09:50:59 AM »

Quote from: che on March 03, 2011, 08:17:23 PM

Offer him a BJ, if he's straight he will never talk to you again , if he accepts call him a fag and punch him in the face .

ahahahahahahahahahah holy fuck dude your becoming one of my favourite posters.

fucking gold right here!

airrick · « **Reply #60 on:** March 04, 2011, 09:55:12 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger on March 03, 2011, 08:33:59 PM

BEST ANSWER EVER!

geneticmarvel · « **Reply #61 on:** March 04, 2011, 10:19:30 AM »

Quote from: airosol on March 04, 2011, 08:50:38 AM

tell him "look i think youre really cute, im just not ready for a committment yet. its not you, its me." then punch him in his vagina

Haha! "you got a pretty mouth there boy!"

Nails · « **Reply #62 on:** March 04, 2011, 10:36:29 AM »

just come up with weird conversations.... like how you have several recipes for Penis stew and bbq hairy asses .... and tell him if he ever post on cannibals.com forums

that should get rid of him quick

Stark · « **Reply #63 on:** March 04, 2011, 10:58:30 AM »

Sometimes all you can do is to be firm but fair,

Look him in the eye and tell him that you don't want to walk with him since you enjoy the walk by yourself.

Before he can say something keep on walking.

el numero uno · « **Reply #64 on:** March 04, 2011, 11:12:58 AM »

I think I will put on headphones and I will pretend I can't hear him, if the dude does not get it, he deserves a "fuck off!"

.

MAXX · « **Reply #65 on:** March 04, 2011, 11:36:37 AM »

Quote from: el numero uno on March 03, 2011, 07:41:50 PM

There's a guy who lives a 5 blocks away from my house and he goes to the same gym I attend, he insists on walking back home with me (no homo) but the guy is fvcking annoying. He leaves the gym with the same clothes he trains, a sweaty tanktop (he's a twink though), shorts, a big backpack, and a weird type of cooler and he also has ILS. He talks talks talks talks, never close his fvcing mouth, always telling me how great his life is (lol). The most annoying thing is when he calls me "kid" .

Seriously, I'm starting to be an @sshole with him, when he talks to me, I roll my eyes like this , but the fvcker continues talking . I don't want enmities, so I don't want to be very rude and tell him to "fvck off" when he ask me to walk back home.

I can't go to the gym before 6:00pm, and >8:00pm is kinda too late for me, so I always go @ 7:00pm, his same timetable . If I go a little later he waits for me even if I tell him I will be an extra 1/2 hour.
I don't want to go to another gym cause there's a girl flirting with me and she lives next to the gym . Besides that's the nearest gym to my house.

Use your wisdom and tell me what should I do without being so rude?

one of them;

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #66 on:** March 04, 2011, 11:46:41 AM »

tell him you wanna tongue punch his fart box on the walk home tonight.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #67 on:** March 04, 2011, 11:53:27 AM »

You could try putting a KKK hood/mask on as soon as you leave the gym. That should scare most people away.

Les Grossman · « **Reply #68 on:** March 04, 2011, 11:55:10 AM »

"I used to date a guy in prison that looked just like you".

geneticmarvel · « **Reply #69 on:** March 04, 2011, 03:18:11 PM »

Quote from: Les Grossman on March 04, 2011, 11:55:10 AM

"I used to date a guy in prison that looked just like you".

wes · « **Reply #70 on:** March 05, 2011, 03:10:55 AM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on March 04, 2011, 11:46:41 AM

tell him you wanna tongue punch his fart box on the walk home tonight.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #71 on:** March 05, 2011, 03:21:25 AM »

Have him log into GetBig and post pics and just let the inevitable ownings lead to him withdrawing from the gym and society in general, as well as his eventual suicide.

Meso_z · « **Reply #72 on:** March 05, 2011, 04:47:29 AM »

offer him a ride to brokeback mountain.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #73 on:** March 05, 2011, 05:15:02 AM »

There is a simple solution to these "annoying guys" in the gym.

As they walk around with their intent to start up conversation, look at him directly in the eyes and stare at him for an extended period of time. As you stare into his eyes, start to develop an erection and then just reach into your pants (not exposing anything). As he starts to look as if he is going to walk away or freak out, simply say, "Punish me daddy, this is what you wanted right?".

Case closed. He will never annoy you again..

"1"

theworm · « **Reply #74 on:** March 05, 2011, 05:42:45 AM »

funny seinfeld episode about the same problem. Funny episode, the pool guy at the gym just starts hanging out with Jerry. At one point, Jerry says he has some errands to run, and the pool guy says great, I'll go with you.

He follows Jerry around all day, then Jerry finally says "look, i am not ready for a relationship" and he has enough friends and he doesn't even like them. of course, just like the cable guy, no matter what, it always ends bad.

I would stay doing cardio for a week or two until he leaves. OR, i would finish my workout, then as soon as I am done, I would put on my headphones and litteraly walk really quick out of the gym and just leave. He will eventually get the message. Run home if you have to. Good luck!