Author Topic: Ebert 0 - Sheen 1 (Read 4726 times)

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2011, 07:23:26 AM »

Sheen is in a fucked up place for sure.

MP · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2011, 07:26:36 AM »

This shit is fucking gold. I really hope he doesn't implode and we get many years of enjoyment from this guy.

G_Thang · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2011, 07:27:55 AM »

3-2-1--------

Martin has Charlie arrested again. Whatever the addiction it's off the richter scale this time!

YngiweRhoads · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2011, 07:29:17 AM »

Parker · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2011, 07:29:38 AM »

With or without Coke dick?

Shockwave · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2011, 07:31:45 AM »

With or without Coke dick?

Viagra/Cialis = no coke dick.

240 is Back · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2011, 07:42:45 AM »

MFing winner.

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2011, 08:06:13 AM »

Viagra/Cialis = no coke dick.

He needs to donate his heart to science

Wiggs · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2011, 08:10:42 AM »

Charlie Sheen is always WINNING.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2011, 08:14:29 AM »

maybe I haven't done enough coke? not sure about "coke dick"...coke and meth turn my cock to fucking steel.

Benny B · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2011, 08:38:26 AM »

maybe I haven't done enough coke? not sure about "coke dick"...coke and meth turn my cock to fucking steel.

The road you've traveled is not something to be proud of, buddy.

Tito24 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2011, 08:45:59 AM »

Parker · « **Reply #14 on:** March 05, 2011, 08:53:16 AM »

maybe I haven't done enough coke? not sure about "coke dick"...coke and meth turn my cock to fucking steel.

And meth turns your teeth to looking like you chewed on rocks.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2011, 09:42:09 AM »

Ebert is curled up in a corner as we speak taking shallow breaths

Master Blaster · « **Reply #16 on:** March 05, 2011, 09:56:01 AM »

And meth turns your teeth to looking like you chewed on rocks.

Thats the five year plan, I only majored in meth for 2 years

Master Blaster · « **Reply #17 on:** March 05, 2011, 09:57:58 AM »

Thats the five year plan, I only majored in meth for 2 years

#still#winning

ChristopherA · « **Reply #18 on:** March 05, 2011, 11:06:25 AM »

#still#winning

Nicely done

basil · « **Reply #19 on:** March 05, 2011, 12:45:21 PM »

The antithesis of Winning:

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #20 on:** March 05, 2011, 01:08:08 PM »

It would be great to find out that Ebert's wife has been cheating on him for a decade now with the Mexican poolboy

tendonitis · « **Reply #21 on:** March 05, 2011, 01:16:59 PM »

4:16 here on a Saturday afternoon and Charlie is still WINNING

Parker · « **Reply #22 on:** March 05, 2011, 01:18:16 PM »

It would be great to find out that Ebert's wife has been cheating on him for a decade now with the Mexican poolboy

Well, she looks like Oprah, minus Oprah's big breasts...dude had dated Oprah back in the day, and had advised her to go into syndication...

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #23 on:** March 05, 2011, 01:19:21 PM »

It would be great to find out that Ebert's wife has been cheating on him for a decade now with the Mexican poolboy

And the pool boy's name was Carlos Estevez

G_Thang · « **Reply #24 on:** March 05, 2011, 01:21:26 PM »

wont live to see his first ~~pair of dentures~~ dental implants.