I already did.....
We shared a flight back from Columbus this weekend. She couldn't help but be transfixed at the sight of such an impressive package bulging through my spandex shorts as I navigated my herculean physique through the aisle towards my seat. The putrid stench of rotten chicken breast and canned tuna fish suffocated the flight deck as I let one rip in the form of an animalistic mating call.
I marched with intent towards the restroom to refill my Gallon Water Jug and she followed closely behind. High intensity cardio was on the menu and boy did she deliver. Space restrictions limited the session to a manic doggystyle plowing as I viciously forced her head down the toilet bowl in a Rocco Siffreidi style moment of passion.
As I reached climax, the she beast emitted a bellow of laughter in a distinctly male tone. I froze in horror as her wig fell off and in a scene reminiscent of Nicolas Roeg's movie "Don't look now", her head slowly swiveled to confront me. The jawline was unmistakable. The true terror was revealed. A lipstick laden IFBB Pro Will Harris grinned like a cheshire cat and uttered the chilling words that will forever haunt me..... "It's only gay if you want it to be"