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BILL ANVIL

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Getbig Relationships Experts
« on: March 06, 2011, 05:58:34 PM »
Anybody here give good quick relationship advice???

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Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2011, 05:59:50 PM »
Dump the cheating whore, after putting it in her ass and then facializing her, and taking photos for getbig.
Any questions?

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Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2011, 06:00:48 PM »
ask sevastase, he is such of a don juan he only dates prostitutes

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Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2011, 06:01:53 PM »
Women never give sex for free, they always trade it for something, be it money, babies or whatever.

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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2011, 06:03:12 PM »
Women never give sex for free, they always trade it for something, be it money, babies or whatever.
Exactly, moral of the story, buy prostitues, cheaper in the long run than dating.

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Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2011, 06:04:14 PM »
Women never give sex for free, they always trade it for something, be it money, babies or whatever.

and men never give anything for something not named sex, we always trade something for sex, be it money, babies or whatever!

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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2011, 06:05:34 PM »
you shouldnt use anything harder than a open hand slap on the first date...

4 no's always means yes

and remember...some women will cut you in your sleep...so make them sleep on the couch when you are done fucking them..

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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2011, 06:06:20 PM »
I can help up to dating. Ever been marry so can't help with that. ;D
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Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2011, 06:13:32 PM »
you shouldnt use anything harder than a open hand slap on the first date...

4 no's always means yes

and remember...some women will cut you in your sleep...so make them sleep on the couch when you are done fucking them..

bench

maybe thats why I cant sleep well when Im not alone on my bed, its like Im always semi alert just in case the hoe tries something. Until this day they never tried anything tho!

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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2011, 06:14:59 PM »
maybe thats why I cant sleep well when Im not alone on my bed, its like Im always semi alert just in case the hoe tries something. Until this day they never tried anything tho!
thats natural instict....your body, and mind are trying to protect you from a crazie bitch with a kife, and sore pussy..

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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2011, 06:17:57 PM »
thats natural instict....your body, and mind are trying to protect you from a crazie bitch with a kife, and sore pussy..

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do you sleep with guns bellow your pillow, just like officer tackleberry?

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« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2011, 06:25:58 PM »
do you sleep with guns bellow your pillow, just like officer tackleberry?
negative......

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Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2011, 06:28:40 PM »
Ask me...I've been married 4 times!!

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Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2011, 06:30:03 PM »
Ask me...I've been married 4 times!!

does it mean that you are a relationship expert or just the opposite?

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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2011, 06:33:49 PM »
make sure the chain you attach to her ankle is just long enough to reach from the bedroom to the kitchen

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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2011, 06:34:09 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2011, 06:35:29 PM »
does it mean that you are a relationship expert or just the opposite?
opposite.
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Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2011, 06:35:55 PM »
If you beat them, they'll love you more.

If you got a wife/gf and you ain't cheating on her, you're only cheating yourself.

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Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2011, 06:38:49 PM »




I had a crunch on her when I was a kid

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« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2011, 06:38:55 PM »
Ask me...I've been married 4 times!!

So you have failed 4 times is basically what your sayin'? Oh but wait its not you its all them right???!!! Gimme a flippin break! You better wake up this is the real world!

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Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2011, 06:41:04 PM »


I had a crunch on her when I was a kid
Is that the underage chick your dating?

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« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2011, 06:41:19 PM »
I got cocky and snubbed the slithering bitch off for 2 weeks for some insubordinate BS she pulled with me a while back. Now she wont talk to me and pulling some sorta rank shit with me and i'm regretting it f#ckin BIG TIME. If your not a womanizer monster like myself you can't relate to this, I've been wanting to get up on that shit for a long ass time and now I think I just blew it!! Broads got the perfect ass with huge tits and even my beloved raisin nipples to boot you have no idea how much this sucks all because of one of my stupid diva egomaniac larger than life character episodes. The fact I heard she sucks like a hoover does not help this drastic situation either.

I'm feeling like Arnold in the beginning scene in End of Days, eating food off the floor gun to the head ect ect. I can't take this much longer i'm once again on the edge here guys.

Bench you sound like an old man, gimme some of that geezer cowboy type advice so lets here it.
have you tried hitting her?

i am likely younger than you...

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Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2011, 06:45:13 PM »
I got cocky and snubbed the slithering bitch off for 2 weeks for some insubordinate BS she pulled with me a while back. Now she wont talk to me and pulling some sorta rank shit with me and i'm regretting it f#ckin BIG TIME. If your not a womanizer monster like myself you can't relate to this, I've been wanting to get up on that shit for a long ass time and now I think I just blew it!! Broads got the perfect ass with huge tits and even my beloved raisin nipples to boot you have no idea how much this sucks all because of one of my stupid diva egomaniac larger than life character episodes. The fact I heard she sucks like a hoover does not help this drastic situation either.

I'm feeling like Arnold in the beginning scene in End of Days, eating food off the floor gun to the head ect ect. I can't take this much longer i'm once again on the edge here guys.

Bench you sound like an old man, gimme some of that geezer cowboy type advice so lets here it.


its a nerve game and sorry seems like she is winning big time. The secret is to never date only one girl at the time, always have your way with two or three at the same time. This way you will never feel like shit again for a hoe, and guess what, nothing attracts more a girl than a secure happy man, and thats how your mind state should be if you want her back.

Also, if you want the do or die solution, you can always fuck the brains out of one of her close friends. It will either work like a charm or make you say hasta la vista do that chick for good, but either way I guarantee it will be a lot of fun for ya!

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Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2011, 06:46:52 PM »
Women never give sex for free, they always trade it for something, be it money, babies or whatever.

Do you have any big regrets when It comes to say not boinking women you should have and relentlessly regretting it?

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« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2011, 06:49:04 PM »

its a nerve game and sorry seems like she is winning big time. The secret is to never date only one girl at the time, always have your way with two or three at the same time. This way you will never feel like shit again for a hoe, and guess what, nothing attracts more a girl than a secure happy man, and thats how your mind state should be if you want her back.

Also, if you want the do or die solution, you can always fuck the brains out of one of her close friends. It will either work like a charm or make you say hasta la vista do that chick for good, but either way I guarantee it will be a lot of fun for ya!
the secret is to not argue with them...as a man you should be naturally smarter than them, and better....and she needs to know that....fighting with a female in anyway is pointless..

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