Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym

[ygbodybuilder10]

Why must you be so nasty? come on now is it that hard to walk in small corner it let that shit out?

Why must you let out one out that stink super bad and than walk around the gym why u do it? come on nowwww!

and than why do yall try to be slick with it and fart and leave the spot, now when someone comes over there to the spot that i happen to be at they think thats me smelling like that

[DeltsaForce]

It's good to make people smell and inhale your own farts. I shit once in a dude's shoes but that was at school so just fun.

[240 is Back]

cropdusters.

They walk quickly thru, pausing to shake a leg, then continue to their side of the gym.

the rotten egg remains for 5 minutes.


for that they should be impaled.

[DeltsaForce]

It's actually fun to hang around and watch people's faces as they recoil in revulsion and disgust. Thought you CANNOT laugh otherwize busted!!!

[chaos]

I farted in some mexicans face while he was on his cell phone yammering away in spanish on the incline bench.  He just looked at me, got up and walked away. LOL

Squats and deads are the worst.

[benchmstr]

I farted in some mexicans face while he was on his cell phone yammering away in spanish on the incline bench.  He just looked at me, got up and walked away. LOL

Squats and deads are the worst.

i feel like its my duty to blast one while doing abs....

bench

[chaos]

i feel like its my duty to blast one while doing abs....

bench

I usually do either the wheel or standing band crunches....don't have an issue with farting that way.

Squats and legpresses are the number 1's deadlifts are second....nothing worse than leg pressing and being stuck in your own ass stench.

[JOHN MATRIX]

hahah you got cropdusted

farting is a horrible disgusting, degrading thing to have to do, may as well try to make it funny.

[benchmstr]

bench

[basil]

I've been known to dust a crop or 2.

[TrueGrit]

I farted in some mexicans face while he was on his cell phone yammering away in spanish on the incline bench.  He just looked at me, got up and walked away.

 

[Doug_Steele]

I farted in some mexicans face while he was on his cell phone yammering away in spanish on the incline bench.  He just looked at me, got up and walked away. LOL

Squats and deads are the worst.

[Mr Nobody]

Most deadly is a SBD = Silent but Deadly no sound just the smell. Just do some bent laterals while a chick is waiting on the dumbells behind you walk off then turn around and watch the results. 

[BILL ANVIL]

I always make sure to do it when i'm shaking a guys hand that won't leave me alone, look him dead in they eye, squeeze his hand tight and discharge. That way he can feel the vibration, feel your grip and gaze longingly into your eyes. He won't be bugging you anymore.

[oldman]

If I fart while on the treadmill, wearing earbuds listening  to my mp3 player, will my fart still make noise?  Pt 2, will it stink?

[basil]

I've often farted while deadlifting.  Not on purpose; it just happens.

[BILL ANVIL]

I've often farted while deadlifting.  Not on purpose; it just happens.

What about squatting with a spotter?

[ygbodybuilder10]

I've often farted while deadlifting.  Not on purpose; it just happens.

I can understand when it happens when doing heavy lifting, some people like to fart and than walk around the whole damm gym so someone else gets blame for the smell, they do that sh-it on purpose

[Meso_z]

I can understand when it happens when doing heavy lifting, some people like to fart and than walk around the whole damm gym so someone else gets blame for the smell, they do that sh-it on purpose

I feel you man, the most disgusting thing for me are people who take a shit in the gym toilets without washing it down like they dont have a fucking home of their own. I found shits quite a few times laying like a fucking fish in the shitters surface. 

[magicuser]

you breathe it in and then go around gym giving each person a puff?

[Dr Dutch]

I once witnessed a guy who shit his pants while squatting. It came along with a huge fart. You wouldn't believe the smell, it was also in the middle of summer. Everybody went outside, and I swear you could still smell it the next day.
Guess he must have been the real "master blaster".

[Meso_z]

I once witnessed a guy who shit his pants while squatting. It came along with a huge fart. You wouldn't believe the smell, it was also in the middle of summer. Everybody went outside, and I swear you could still smell it the next day.
Guess he must have been the real "master blaster".

[dyslexic]

If a tree falls in the forest...

[Super Natural]

I've always thought a good thing to do outside of gym would be.... if you're ever in a big rush, and a lift full of rude people won't allow you to squeeze in.
Is to turn around and aim one heinous fart directy inside the lift as the lift doors close... listen for the fading of their frantic screams as the lift decends 

[Dr Dutch]

Or when you leave a train, fart just before you step outside on the platform. Then you can watch the faces while the train starts moving.
It's amazing how something that childish can be so funny.....