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Daniel Tosh dissing soccer - USA pwns the world
« on: March 06, 2011, 09:34:40 PM »
LOL


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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2011, 12:59:08 PM »
Bump for the lulz

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2011, 01:01:50 PM »
i love the usa
but that guy is talking garbage...
american football no matter how tough he may make it sound
is sissy compared to rugby...
choice is an illusion

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2011, 01:02:57 PM »

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2011, 01:04:01 PM »
i love the usa
but that guy is talking garbage...
american football no matter how tough he may make it sound
is sissy compared to rugby...


This is true  8)
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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2011, 01:04:25 PM »
WOW!! this guy Speaks the Truth!
Hitting Fact after Fact after FACT....

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2011, 01:05:27 PM »
dont start with the fucking rugby, no plays, no speed, no size, its just a bloated up soccer.

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2011, 01:09:33 PM »
dont start with the fucking rugby, no plays, no speed, no size, its just a bloated up soccer.
Spoken like someone who has no idea about it.

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2011, 01:14:47 PM »
dont start with the fucking rugby, no plays, no speed, no size, its just a bloated up soccer.

Haha, oh brother - try watching some Youtube vids of a prime Jonah Lomu or try taking on a guy like Andy Sheridan, who can bench 500 and squat 600.

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2011, 01:16:52 PM »
dont start with the fucking rugby, no plays, no speed, no size, its just a bloated up soccer.
i take it you dont know about jonah lomu....
...no extra gear (equipment)
choice is an illusion

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2011, 01:32:12 PM »
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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2011, 03:22:13 PM »
Soccer... Where the F A GS congregate





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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2011, 03:24:23 PM »
My ball game is better than your ball game.  ::)

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2011, 03:27:24 PM »
i love the usa
but that guy is talking garbage...
american football no matter how tough he may make it sound
is sissy compared to rugby...

bwahahaha i hate american footbal as much as all you you pieces of eurotrash....but i have watched a lot of rugby, and those guys hit like bitches....not even comparable to american football at all...

its like watching a old bare hand boxing match...no action because they are to afraid they are going to get hurt..

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2011, 03:40:33 PM »
Haha, oh brother - try watching some Youtube vids of a prime Jonah Lomu or try taking on a guy like Andy Sheridan, who can bench 500 and squat 600.
And when many try out for Am Football, they don't make the cut...

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2011, 03:41:40 PM »
bwahahaha i hate american footbal as much as all you you pieces of eurotrash....but i have watched a lot of rugby, and those guys hit like bitches....not even comparable to american football at all...

its like watching a old bare hand boxing match...no action because they are to afraid they are going to get hurt..

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Exactly.  I've watched a ton of Rugby having lived in OZ and NZ for a bit and those guys don't hit each other anywhere near as hard as they do in the NFL:


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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2011, 03:44:57 PM »



Fuck Penn State.  8)
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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2011, 03:48:49 PM »
Exactly.  I've watched a ton of Rugby having lived in OZ and NZ for a bit and those guys don't hit each other anywhere near as hard as they do in the NFL:



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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2011, 03:55:42 PM »
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i saw a lot of fights, collisions, and throws in that video...not many actual hits though..

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2011, 03:56:00 PM »
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fucking sand lot.  we played it at holy cross on the weekends before spring practice.  someone always left with a black eye or bloody nose but never a spinal injuries like equipment ball.  next?

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2011, 03:57:18 PM »
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fucking sand lot.  we played it at holy cross on the weekends before spring practice.  someone always left with a black eye or bloody nose but never a spinal injuries like equipment ball.  next?

How was your trip to London last year?

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2011, 03:57:41 PM »
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 never a spinal injuries like equipment ball.


HAhaha, OK thong

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2011, 03:58:54 PM »
HAhaha, OK thong

I thought that was your nickname...

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2011, 04:34:52 PM »
I actually enjoy rugby, but the reason rugby is not an Olympic sport anymore is that in 1924, a group of American college football players, who had never played rugby before, got a team together and won the gold medal over all these other rugby "superpowers. " Since then, rugby has been largely dormant in the USA (we have a national team, but our best athletes play other sports). 

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Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2011, 05:10:00 PM »
bwahahaha i hate american footbal as much as all you you pieces of eurotrash....but i have watched a lot of rugby, and those guys hit like bitches....not even comparable to american football at all...

its like watching a old bare hand boxing match...no action because they are to afraid they are going to get hurt..

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Agreed - I'm English and I was in the school rugby team. It's a great sport.

The tackles are fairly tame in Rugby compared to American Football. You don't get 2x300lb men running at each other head on in full force in rugby.

Tackles are generally from the side or rear.

American football is definitely tougher.