I don't know Mike, but there is something about the way you hold that microphone that makes me think that you probably have experience holding instruments of similar nature/texture/shape.
Maybe it's not so much the way you hold it, but moreover the way it makes you feel when in close proximity to your lips..?..
Either way, never let go!

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everything has a gay undertone with you...oh wait...
that's just your way of being happy, being gay. Some people paint, others work, other play with rc cars, some people tell everyone and convince themselves they re gay, so it gives a new meaning to their life. And they try to convince others, they are gays, too!
But cant you just be gay and stay in your corner, without trying to convert everyone else? Why the need to make other people become like you? if you re really happy being gay -as new born christians are happy to have found a new faith- why the need to convert everyone else?
Dont you have something else to talk about but your gayness or how everyone else is a secret homo that you would like to fuck/ would like to fuck you?