Author Topic: Horse power!!!!!! (Read 4083 times)

che · « **on:** March 10, 2011, 03:03:17 PM »

Hahahaha

Parker · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2011, 03:13:14 PM »

The first guy shouldn't have been Wacking the horse and standing behind him to boot. The gut in the parade was stupid to be behind that mule and doing that shit...and the kid, well he was told not stand behind the horse...hard head makes a soft tail...all of are lucky to be alive. Pecos Bill I believe died from being kicked in the head from a horse.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2011, 03:17:51 PM »

Roadhouse

YoungBlood · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2011, 03:18:17 PM »

Quote from: che on March 10, 2011, 03:03:17 PM

Guy forgot his hat he was kicked so hard.

hench · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2011, 03:18:39 PM »

ouch. I wonder what poundage of pressure they can produce by kicking

Parker · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2011, 03:22:08 PM »

Quote from: hench on March 10, 2011, 03:18:39 PM

ouch. I wonder what poundage of pressure they can produce by kicking

A zebra or a Ostrich can break a lion's jaw, and a Ostrich is about 300 pounds.
And if seen or been up close to a lion, they have dense ass bones...

che · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2011, 03:34:02 PM »

Poor guy

hench · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2011, 03:35:24 PM »

are you saying they can kick with the pressure of 300 lbs or they weight about 300 pounds?
either way thats some heavy hitting

Quote from: Parker on March 10, 2011, 03:22:08 PM

A zebra or a Ostrich can break a lion's jaw, and a Ostrich is about 300 pounds.
And if seen or been up close to a lion, they have dense ass bones...

Shockwave · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2011, 03:37:25 PM »

Epic lulz.

Parker · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2011, 03:41:29 PM »

Quote from: hench on March 10, 2011, 03:35:24 PM

are you saying they can kick with the pressure of 300 lbs or they weight about 300 pounds?
either way thats some heavy hitting

A Ostrich weighs about 300+ pounds, don't know what their pressure of their kicks are, but they run about 40+ mph, and have adapted for running--two toes on each foot.

YoungBlood · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2011, 03:44:08 PM »

Quote from: hench on March 10, 2011, 03:35:24 PM

are you saying they can kick with the pressure of 300 lbs or they weight about 300 pounds?
either way thats some heavy hitting

http://www.lemen.com/qa221.html

This site claims up to 2000psi, or a "standard kick" is around 1000-1500psi.

dj181 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2011, 05:22:17 PM »

Horse=all torso

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2011, 05:26:36 PM »

Who is that future getbigger? Note the fanny pack gave it away......

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #13 on:** March 10, 2011, 05:51:45 PM »

Hahaha Die you animal abusing cock sucker!

epic_alien · « **Reply #14 on:** March 10, 2011, 09:22:46 PM »

Quote from: Parker on March 10, 2011, 03:41:29 PM

A Ostrich weighs about 300+ pounds, don't know what their pressure of their kicks are, but they run about 40+ mph, and have adapted for running--two toes on each foot.

parker,

would you fight a ostritch? if you had to box it for 5 rounds, in a cage, each round a minute.

and if you made it out alive, you win a new lexus. say a gs350

che · « **Reply #15 on:** March 10, 2011, 09:47:19 PM »

Quote from: epic_alien on March 10, 2011, 09:22:46 PM

parker,

would you fight a ostritch? if you had to box it for 5 rounds, in a cage, each round a minute.

and if you made it out alive, you win a new lexus. say a gs350

HAha

Princess L · « **Reply #16 on:** March 10, 2011, 10:02:46 PM »

Quote from: Parker on March 10, 2011, 03:13:14 PM

The first guy shouldn't have been Wacking the horse and standing behind him to boot. The gut in the parade was stupid to be behind that mule and doing that shit...and the kid, well he was told not stand behind the horse...hard head makes a soft tail...all of are lucky to be alive. Pecos Bill I believe died from being kicked in the head from a horse.

That kid was really lucky. It looked like the horse went easy on him, cuz he could've inflicted a lot more damage.

I've been kicked by a horse (my fault) and it knocked the wind outta me and broke a rib.

Fallsview · « **Reply #17 on:** March 10, 2011, 10:28:18 PM »

Did anyone blame steroids? Back in a few years ago (before they banned performance enhancing drugs in horse racing) Horses were injected with huge amounts of estrogen and test. The thing is, all the substances with exception of winstrol and eq were all human grade made by Steris and Upjohn. A friend of mine who has over 30 horses found pretty interesting ways of hiding drugs at the stable on the racing grounds.

Now horse racing, like bodybuilding has banned all performance enhancing drugs making the sports thrive with new found hope and cutting out the people that had no genetics and relied on these dangerous life taking drugs It's a positive thing!!!!

ACT/BE/STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2011, 01:25:18 AM »

That ostrich was on steroids for sure.

Parker · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2011, 03:26:36 AM »

Quote from: epic_alien on March 10, 2011, 09:22:46 PM

parker,

would you fight a ostritch? if you had to box it for 5 rounds, in a cage, each round a minute.

and if you made it out alive, you win a new lexus. say a gs350

You can't box an Ostrich---but you can jump on it, and grab it's neck---they freak out when that happens

And I would wait for the redesigned 2012 GS, plus the 350---has the same hp as the IS350, for the same price one could get a IS-F...

hrspwr · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2011, 05:02:11 AM »

A pissed of horse will bite the shit out of you as well. I would rather deal with a horse than a fully grown bull though, I have had bulls that tried to kill me, nothing grabs your attention like a 1500lb mass of flying beef trying to smash your ass.

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #21 on:** March 11, 2011, 08:21:18 AM »

Quote from: hrspwr on March 11, 2011, 05:02:11 AM

A pissed of horse will bite the shit out of you as well. I would rather deal with a horse than a fully grown bull though, I have had bulls that tried to kill me, nothing grabs your attention like a 1500lb mass of flying beef trying to smash your ass.

Wow, that must be an intimidating experience.