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John Mayor a man without muscles
« on: March 11, 2011, 07:20:10 AM »
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2011, 07:33:44 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on March 11, 2011, 07:20:10 AM

How come you became fat so rapidly? you used to be in ok shape couple weeks ago.
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2011, 11:23:10 AM »
John Mayer can actually play guitar.

He realized he wouldn't make it far if he was just another rock guitarist, so he started making heart attack faces when he plays and wrote lyrics for 13 year old girls.


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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2011, 11:25:49 AM »
i believe it's reported he will jerk off on groupees but doesn't have sex with them.


Admirable.
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2011, 11:38:00 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on March 11, 2011, 11:25:49 AM
i believe it's reported he will jerk off on groupees but doesn't have sex with them.


Admirable.

but try doing it at work to your male co-workers while saying "John Mayer does it too!".

doesn't go over too well.
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2011, 12:09:29 PM »
Quote from: ManBearPig... on March 11, 2011, 11:23:10 AM
John Mayer can actually play guitar.

He realized he wouldn't make it far if he was just another rock guitarist, so he started making heart attack faces when he plays and wrote lyrics for 13 year old girls.




lol
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2011, 12:15:31 PM »
I don't want to have sex with snooki
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2011, 02:16:04 PM »
Maybe it's because he eats constantly mezo? Remember, he even eats btw sets with the belief that he needs the immediate caloric energy to fuel his training. I'm not surprised that he's fat from eating constantly, as that would be a logical conclusion.
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2011, 02:54:48 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on March 11, 2011, 12:15:31 PM
I don't want to have sex with snooki

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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2011, 03:06:18 PM »
This thing ran out of gas on me had to push it a decent workout.
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2011, 03:31:37 PM »
im thinking the best thing now is to do sprints a few times a week or everyday if possible and still do my heavy lifts with low reps and low sets

i just want to maintain that cardio condition nothing else maxes out my breathing like sprints

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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2011, 03:34:29 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on March 11, 2011, 03:31:37 PM


i just want to maintain that cardio condition nothing else maxes out my breathing like sprints



Having sex with mother falcon maxes out my breathing more than sprints.
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2011, 03:36:30 PM »
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2011, 03:37:18 PM »
Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on March 11, 2011, 03:34:29 PM
Having sex with mother falcon maxes out my breathing more than sprints.

im going to keep doing my sprints i feel its the best for my heart, i wonder if my pullup strength will increase from it?
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2011, 03:43:02 PM »


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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2011, 05:17:17 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on March 11, 2011, 11:25:49 AM
i believe it's reported he will jerk off on groupees but doesn't have sex with them.


Admirable.

Link?
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2011, 05:17:38 PM »
Fail Can looks weird fat, LOL!
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2011, 05:46:32 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on March 11, 2011, 11:25:49 AM
i believe it's reported he will jerk off on groupees but doesn't have sex with them.


Admirable.

But he's no Carrot Top
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2011, 06:10:23 PM »
Kid's gay.
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Re: John Mayor a man without muscles
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2011, 06:18:57 PM »
I would turn gay for john mayer (no homo)
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