OK, clad I can't sleep as I see things are getting little out of hands by all these americanos awake too late here

Who is gonna offer help to US
if when the shit hits the fan? Well... lemme think... your "great" ally GB may send sum rowboats... if they do not sink while at Atlantic ocean

Who other? Well... the brave French men may send some baguette by air mail

And then... maybe... who other is your ally... Estonia - the great NATO-military might LOL... they sent you nice post cards drew by kindergarten children

Plus of course The Great Haiti... they send you... well they have not much but few more refugees might come with joy

Hmmm... feels like I've forgotten someone... hmmm... Oh yeah!
Russian Federation will send few nukes
