Author Topic: Thanks Getbig! Improving your life! (Read 2421 times)

Parker · « **on:** March 15, 2011, 10:30:15 AM »

Here is your chance to "Thank Getbig!"
Please list what you can "Thank Getbig" in improving your life outside of this forum.
You may qualify for a possible visit from a female from a WYHI thread...
All fifty states included (may exclude Hawaii, pending radioactivity readings)

I'll go first
Thanks to Getbig, I can now unconsciously and unwittingly induce meltdowns on YouTube, and various other sites. Due to the sarcastic nature of Getbig, I have honed the ability to take some poor misguided delusional soul to task---based upon ownings given here.
Also due to Getbig, I have developed a thick skin---one that elephant can be proud of. When people on other forums melt, I gleefully laugh and say, "Calm Down Gloria! You are giving me Epic Leans from laughing!" or "Go play in a Lion's Cage for 20 minutes!"

Thus, I have been kicked off or banned from multiple sites! I am also impervious to weak ass insults slung from non-imaginative twinks with the IQ of 80 and who cannot bench press 225 for 30 reps or break German Shepard spines.
This is truly a site where only Gods may roam, and hopefully I may reside in Getbig's Mt. Olympus for yrs to come.

The_Punisher · « **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:32:55 AM »

can I be qualify to have a duo action with Mya G and Lucious Luis?

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:34:27 AM »

My dick grew 8 inches longer since I registered. Considering it was already 8 inches long, I have nothing to thank the site for.

Parker · « **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:37:08 AM »

Quote from: The_Punisher on March 15, 2011, 10:32:55 AM

can I be qualify to have a duo action with Mya G and Lucious Luis?

Yes, of course, but the rules are for WYHI threads, so in keeping with that, it might be a tranny who LOOKS like Mya G, until it's revealed that it AIN'T Mya G...
Also, you may qualify for the "Walking Carp" aka Bethany Howlett...and you can listen to her drone on and on about her "list of accomplishments" and how "no one really appreciates her"...

Parker · « **Reply #4 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:39:42 AM »

Quote from: MORTALCOIL on March 15, 2011, 10:34:27 AM

My dick grew 8 inches longer since I registered. Considering it was already 8 inches long, I have nothing to thank the site for.

Excellent! Having a 16 inch penis is what "Getbig" is all about!

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #5 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:40:11 AM »

Thanks to getbig, I've grown an intolerance for most women

The_Punisher · « **Reply #6 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:40:22 AM »

Quote from: Parker on March 15, 2011, 10:37:08 AM

Yes, of course, but the rules are for WYHI threads, so in keeping with that, it might be a tranny who LOOKS like Mya G, until it's revealed that it AIN'T Mya G...
Also, you may qualify for the "Walking Carp" aka Bethany Howlett...and you can listen to her drone on and on about her "list of accomplishments" and how "no one really appreciates her"...

lol......getbig has raised my confidence to really threat some women as they should be treated.....(a BIATCHHHH).....thanks, Getbig

Tre · « **Reply #7 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:41:29 AM »

Thanks to GetBig, I've added 3/4" to my penis, $990,000 to my bank account, and 400ng to my average test levels.

Thanks, GetBig!!

newmom · « **Reply #8 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:41:47 AM »

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #9 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:47:49 AM »

Seen some fine hoes on the "Would you hit Threads" other than that nothing.

CalvinH · « **Reply #10 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:49:50 AM »

Thanks Get Big for being down today!

....it cost me $140.00 on tgw.com,new shirt and golf shoes

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #11 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:50:47 AM »

In my 10+ years on here the ONLY thing this site has brought me is my now wife, other than that its pretty useless!

dr.chimps · « **Reply #12 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:53:48 AM »

Quote from: The Coach on March 15, 2011, 10:50:47 AM

In my 10+ years on here the ONLY thing this site has brought me is my now wife, other than that its pretty useless!

Meh. Still early, Coach. Give it some time. Might get you your next wife, too.

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #13 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:54:46 AM »

Quote from: The Coach on March 15, 2011, 10:50:47 AM

In my 10+ years on here the ONLY thing this site has brought me is my now wife, other than that its pretty useless!

Damn, she must hate GetBig.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #14 on:** March 15, 2011, 11:01:44 AM »

Yeah, she doesn't like this place, especially since she's pro, hates the negitive BS.

The_Punisher · « **Reply #15 on:** March 15, 2011, 11:20:24 AM »

Ron, when getbig is down, some of us went into an emotional roller coaster........Getbig is the only entertainment we got

Parker · « **Reply #16 on:** March 15, 2011, 11:20:47 AM »

Quote from: newmom on March 15, 2011, 10:41:47 AM

Oh come on, newmom! If it wasn't for Getbig, you wouldn't have newfriends! Or a "shot" of confidence...a "pellet" of sarcasm can do wonders to the body, mind, and soul! Don't be bashful, don't be shy, show Getbig that newmom can soar where only eagles may fly!

Nirvana · « **Reply #17 on:** March 15, 2011, 01:21:19 PM »

I've turned into a gh15 wannabe. I have to explain to people that HGH is not bought at GNC (they really think they are getting the real thing) and that they will never get their hands on legit hormones.

I've been forced to crush dreams of people who are going to win the olympia soon naturally.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #18 on:** March 15, 2011, 01:37:54 PM »

Thanks Getbig. I now know that almost every supplement on the market today is bunk. I also want to thank you for telling me about the prostitution and drug abuse in the industry. In closing I'd also like to thank you for giving me the insight to cancel my appointment for that superman tattoo I always thought I wanted. And because of Getbig I was also able to give the homeless 5 Affliction and 4 Tapout XXL size t-shirts that if I wasn't on this site, I would still be wearing today.

Thanks Getbig

Bam-bam · « **Reply #19 on:** March 15, 2011, 01:38:29 PM »

thanks to getbig I discovered that 95% of the worlds male population is gay, and because of that I now only have female friends

G_Thang · « **Reply #20 on:** March 15, 2011, 01:39:41 PM »

Getbig's "I Took this Shit Serious" Hall of Fame

240 vs Kamali and Barbara
Alex23 vs And the Fool Trying to Twist his Cap
JerryMe vs Pumpster
Filth Bag Romanian
Disturbia when Under Medicated vs MattT

I'm sure there is more to come in the future. Maybe I can cut Doug ~~Steele~~ Banana Peel's 24s on his Luxury Ride

affeman · « **Reply #21 on:** March 15, 2011, 01:41:51 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on March 15, 2011, 10:50:47 AM

In my 10+ years on here the ONLY thing this site has brought me is my now wife, other than that its pretty useless!

You found your wife on getbig?? Seriously?? Where's the online dating sub-forum?

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #22 on:** March 15, 2011, 01:45:07 PM »

Because of Getbig I now know that a male can touch another male in any way shape or form and it could only be considered gay "if you want it to be"

Thanks Getbig

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #23 on:** March 15, 2011, 01:45:14 PM »

Quote from: affeman on March 15, 2011, 01:41:51 PM

You found your wife on getbig?? Seriously?? Where's the online dating sub-forum?

Yes, seriously.

affeman · « **Reply #24 on:** March 15, 2011, 01:47:06 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on March 15, 2011, 01:45:14 PM

Yes, seriously.

Pretty interesting, wanna share details? Didn't even know there were women on here (except newmom lol)