Author Topic: How many times a day do you take a dump? serious. (Read 9868 times)

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #50 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:21:35 AM »

Quote from: Bam-bam on March 16, 2011, 10:14:54 AM

so you did that as a part of foreplay with your bf or just for scientific reasons?

I have dealt with chronic constipation since birth. Due to such, I've had the pleasure of trying most remedies for constipation throughout my life and have also had the pleasure of collecting a 24-hour stool sample for my gastroenterologist in order to test for a whole shitload of stuff. In doing so, I have compared a normal day's worth of stool, versus the accumulation of stool after 2-3 days of no bowel movements.

Stool weight can vary depending on age, height, types of food consumed and the amount of time with no bowel movements allowing for accumulation of fecal matter.

With regards to using stool during foreplay, the stuff is very pathogenic and can cause a crap load of maladies that I wouldn't recommend.

"1"

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #51 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:22:03 AM »

I touched a "sore" spot db?

Army of One · « **Reply #52 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:24:42 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on March 16, 2011, 10:22:03 AM

I touched a "sore" spot db?

No, its just funny watching someone having to resort to lies and fraud out of desperation to make a living\feel special\have self worth.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #53 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:27:54 AM »

haha ... you really hate me dontcha

tell me pls how you really feel

notsureifsrs · « **Reply #54 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:29:06 AM »

once or twice
if i cut down i can go for a few days without single dump

Army of One · « **Reply #55 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:31:33 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on March 16, 2011, 10:27:54 AM

haha ... you really hate me dontcha

tell me pls how you really feel

No, just people like Sylvia Brown, John Edwards etc make me sick, they prey on the weak and desperate, using lies and deceit, I dont know how you sleep at night.

che · « **Reply #56 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:33:50 AM »

Once ,first thing in the morning.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #57 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:35:03 AM »

I think the thought that its all true and legit scares the shit out of you. Maybe you have major skeletons and I would bet it's childhood trauma of a sexual nature perhaps. Would explain why the hate. If it's a big joke you'd just laugh and brush it aside. But like a few others here it trully annoys you. What happened man? I'll help you for free

flexingtonsteele · « **Reply #58 on:** March 16, 2011, 11:35:07 AM »

Twice a day.

Sometimes once.

Never None.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #59 on:** March 16, 2011, 11:38:34 AM »

I keep doubting about the exact number of dumps...

Mick33 · « **Reply #60 on:** March 16, 2011, 11:45:01 AM »

Three times. Before workout, before work, before bed. Bedtime shit is green from the spinach with floating spinach leaves.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #61 on:** March 16, 2011, 11:52:40 AM »

During a PB attempt deadlifting.

K-1 · « **Reply #62 on:** March 16, 2011, 12:00:24 PM »

Quote from: Mick33 on March 16, 2011, 11:45:01 AM

Three times. Before workout, before work, before bed. Bedtime shit is green from the spinach with floating spinach leaves.

LOL. to this day I still have not gotten used to seeing that sh*t (no pun)

incredible hulk sh*t is what I call it.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #63 on:** March 16, 2011, 12:03:01 PM »

Quote from: K-1 on March 16, 2011, 12:00:24 PM

LOL. to this day I still have not gotten used to seeing that sh*t (no pun) incredible hulk sh*t is what I call it.

Maybe you can sell it for 20 bucks per ounce.

Balloon · « **Reply #64 on:** March 16, 2011, 04:01:24 PM »

I once ate/drank about 300 grams of whole flaxseeds over the day to try and "Flush my system"

S*** at least 10 times. Weirdest looking shit ever. The seeds pass straight through you, green coloured bile binds together hundreds of the seeds. there is so much volume of shit it's insane. Far more volume than if you'd eaten low fiber fast food all day.

I prob ate well over 100 grams of fiber during the day. Never again

TrueGrit · « **Reply #65 on:** March 16, 2011, 04:02:28 PM »

Usually once..and usually when I'm about halfway through morning coffee..

Balloon · « **Reply #66 on:** March 16, 2011, 04:04:19 PM »

imagine passing hundreds of these bound together by green bile/sludge.

definitely cleans you out.

el numero uno · « **Reply #67 on:** March 16, 2011, 04:05:20 PM »

How many times I shit per day? Somenone can use this info for personal IRL attacks $:-\$

Hulkotron · « **Reply #68 on:** March 16, 2011, 04:07:49 PM »

Has anyone experienced the phenomenon of dumping several different times in the morning? I am not sure whether to classify them as several dumps or one incomplete dump.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #69 on:** March 16, 2011, 04:20:22 PM »

Quote from: Meso_z on March 16, 2011, 09:10:21 AM

Some days i take one, others 2-3. Now, i have 2 days I cant take a shit. Why is that?

How can i get them moving?

man you really must be dumb

its called fiber

it makes you shit

youre supposed to learn this by 5th or 6th grade you troll

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #70 on:** March 16, 2011, 04:40:32 PM »

If I cant shit I feel like shit.

tendonitis · « **Reply #71 on:** March 16, 2011, 05:01:38 PM »

all around shitty thread

Hulkotron · « **Reply #72 on:** March 16, 2011, 05:11:10 PM »

Actually my diet is so pristine that 100% of my intake goes towards fueling my physique and recovering from "doing battle" in the gym so I do not generate any waste products.

PJim · « **Reply #73 on:** March 16, 2011, 05:17:25 PM »

Probably once or twice a day. When I'm dieting that can go as low as 3 or 4 times a week.

GigantorX · « **Reply #74 on:** March 16, 2011, 05:18:07 PM »

Once at 645am, another around 12pm, one more at 430pm, possibly one at night. You can set a watch to my dump cycles.

I eat plenty of leafy greens, vegetables, and fruit with a good share of water. I work out 3-4 times per week and eat all my meals at around the same time each day.