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Tre

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Best place to store sperm?
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:02:13 PM »

Which lab(s) are GetBiggers using to store dominant alpha sperm? 

I don't care about a 'name' facility, but I do want a reputable place that won't be selling my premium DNA without giving me a sizable kickback.   

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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2011, 02:04:55 PM »


deez nuts
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2011, 02:05:11 PM »
in a females mouth... but i think she shits it out in a 2 days
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2011, 02:06:37 PM »
Quote from: Tre on March 16, 2011, 02:02:13 PM
Best place to store sperm?

In your testicles?

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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2011, 02:09:08 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on March 16, 2011, 02:06:37 PM
In your testicles?

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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2011, 02:21:17 PM »
Your mom.
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2011, 02:41:29 PM »
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2011, 02:44:40 PM »
In a vagina.
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2011, 02:51:37 PM »
Quote from: chaos on March 16, 2011, 02:21:17 PM
Your mom.

5 posts before someone said it.

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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2011, 02:54:56 PM »
Quote from: no one on March 16, 2011, 02:51:37 PM
5 posts before someone said it.

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figures chrome dome said it first
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Tre

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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2011, 03:13:59 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on March 16, 2011, 02:06:37 PM
In your testicles?

I'm getting older and although I've got an incredible daughter (intelligent, creative, beautiful, tall, athletic), there's no question that God wants me to produce more offspring in order to improve the human race, starting here in America.  And even if there really is no God who manages our reproductive lives, it's clear that the world needs more individuals with my genetic potential.  Call it ego if you want, but someone has to work to offset the damage being done by Ray-Ray and Cletus.   
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2011, 03:16:59 PM »
Quote from: chaos on March 16, 2011, 02:21:17 PM
Your mom.

How did I know you would post something regarding a mom?





LETS KEEP THIS POSITIVE...SHALL WE?????????????????
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2011, 03:18:41 PM »
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2011, 03:21:51 PM »
i usually store mine, in a yellow towel i have under my bed, i call it Pamela Anderson
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2011, 03:36:34 PM »
 :D
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2011, 03:48:04 PM »
bwahahahaha ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

THATS FFCKN SOO HOT TO ME DONT KNOW WHY :D ;D
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2011, 08:05:31 PM »
Quote from: Spike on March 16, 2011, 03:48:04 PM
bwahahahaha ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

THATS FFCKN SOO HOT TO ME DONT KNOW WHY :D ;D

Because she was young and pretty then. 

Now she's just mini-jacked.

Great pic, tho.
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2011, 08:48:53 PM »
Quote from: Tre on March 16, 2011, 08:05:31 PM
Because she was young and pretty then. 

Now she's just mini-jacked.

Great pic, tho.

yea after timberlake ran thru that I think that was it for me

damaged goods :-\
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2011, 08:52:54 PM »
Quote from: Tre on March 16, 2011, 02:02:13 PM
Which lab(s) are GetBiggers using to store dominant alpha sperm? 

I don't care about a 'name' facility, but I do want a reputable place that won't be selling my premium DNA without giving me a sizable kickback.   



 Your Mom's stomach.
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Tre

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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2011, 08:56:17 PM »
Quote from: Spike on March 16, 2011, 08:48:53 PM
yea after timberlake ran thru that I think that was it for me

damaged goods :-\

I'm not convinced that Timberlake isn't gay and since I know Arod is a little on the sweet side, one almost has to conclude that Cameron Diaz is a bit of a fag hag. 

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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2011, 08:59:59 PM »
Quote from: Tre on March 16, 2011, 08:56:17 PM
I'm not convinced that Timberlake isn't gay and since I know Arod is a little on the sweet side, one almost has to conclude that Cameron Diaz is a bit of a fag hag. 



timberlake gave up jessica beil for mila kunis

if thats not pimp I dont know what is

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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2011, 09:02:54 PM »
Quote from: Spike on March 16, 2011, 08:59:59 PM
timberlake gave up jessica beil for mila kunis

if thats not pimp I dont know what is



She's beautiful.  When she was on "That 70's Show" she lied about her age and was 14 years old.



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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2011, 09:20:51 PM »

Jessica Biel has been a longtime 'high-test hottie' on the schmoe scene.

(no homo...just schmoe)
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2011, 09:24:45 PM »
Quote from: Spike on March 16, 2011, 08:59:59 PM




I want to do the masturbation on her face
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Re: Best place to store sperm?
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2011, 10:06:16 PM »
Quote from: Rickson Gracie on March 16, 2011, 09:24:45 PM
I want to do the masturbation on her face

 I'm gonna use your asshole as my cum storage unit.

 Go get an enema and put a buttplug in right now because i'm just about ready to bust a nut. Bitch  :-*
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