Fallsview is either a Alex gimmick or a person who regularly satisfies his sexual needs orally
there can be no middle ground
Xerxes, your a funny one, pitiful yet funny. You suffer from body dysmorphic disorder. You're small and wear the white, wife beaters that they sell at Walmart six for a dollar (not even the beefy heavyweight ones) You're the type of guy that wear's them until they are threadbare, see thru and full of numerous fast food stains preferably from a Taco Truck that passes by your rat infested apartment complex with clotheslines hanging throughout the trash filled courtyard. You're the type that goes to the local lawn Fetes, field days or Corn fests, swaggering in like George Jefferson. You always go into the house of mirrors, looking at yourself especially in the one that makes you look a little bigger. You subconsciously want to believe that this is the way people see you and you see yourself but to no avail. You walk out of the house of mirrors with an attitude and immediately bump your shoulder into some middle aged, over weight family man, thus giving him attitude while full knowing he won't do anything because he has his three kids with him. Your skanky, gum chewing, cigarette puffing girlfriend tries to be impressed but the inevitable eye roll gives it away. You then leave, go to the nearest B-KIWK for the cheapest malt liquor you can buy with pocket change and proceed back to your slum.
Did I nail it? Xerxes you just read your biography for the week!!
LETS STAY THE COURSE AND BE POSITIVE...SHALL WE!!!!!!
Let all say a prayer for our own Bill Handel as he is going through open heart surgery today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!