Author Topic: Anyone here from Portugal? (Read 6636 times)

ManBearPig... · « **on:** March 23, 2011, 10:41:40 AM »

What are your "let's overthrow the government" plans for tonight, stud?

rccs · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2011, 11:21:46 AM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on March 23, 2011, 10:41:40 AM

What are your "let's overthrow the government" plans for tonight, stud?

Fuck our government... bunch of corrupt gay leftist thieves!!!

slate · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2011, 04:23:41 PM »

Quote from: rccs on March 23, 2011, 11:21:46 AM

Fuck our government... bunch of corrupt gay leftist thieves!!!

por favor nao digas asneiras

you dont want getbigers to have think we are as fucked up as the US. Everything is well.

No need to sell Portuguese T-bills. Germany will back all our debts- first because their banks own it anyway. On the other hand this may be a plan to get ports to migrate to germany as to displace the turks there.

In any case the reason we are fucked is becase the fking Germans have kept the euro too high; to fit their purposes. We never produced much that is great to sell, but at the current euro level , there is nothing sellable.

225for70 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2011, 04:26:14 PM »

I'm from portugal/spain...

However, i moved to the united states when i was 6 months..

I'm not planning anything tonight. I'm more worried about the "situation" we have on our hands in the United States.

vitamin J · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2011, 06:44:01 PM »

Quote from: 225for70 on March 23, 2011, 04:26:14 PM

I'm not planning anything tonight. I'm more worried about the "situation" we have on our hands in the United States.

We are all worried about the situation in U.S.

rccs · « **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2011, 10:56:51 AM »

Quote from: slate on March 23, 2011, 04:23:41 PM

por favor nao digas asneiras

you dont want getbigers to have think we are as fucked up as the US. Everything is well.

No need to sell Portuguese T-bills. Germany will back all our debts- first because their banks own it anyway. On the other hand this may be a plan to get ports to migrate to germany as to displace the turks there.

In any case the reason we are fucked is becase the fking Germans have kept the euro too high; to fit their purposes. We never produced much that is great to sell, but at the current euro level , there is nothing sellable.

Tu nem vives cá, não sabes como é que esta merda está! É de bradar aos céus tanta corrupção!!!!

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #6 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:10:26 PM »

Quote from: slate on March 23, 2011, 04:23:41 PM

por favor nao digas asneiras

you dont want getbigers to have think we are as fucked up as the US. Everything is well.

No need to sell Portuguese T-bills. Germany will back all our debts- first because their banks own it anyway. On the other hand this may be a plan to get ports to migrate to germany as to displace the turks there.

In any case the reason we are fucked is becase the fking Germans have kept the euro too high; to fit their purposes. We never produced much that is great to sell, but at the current euro level , there is nothing sellable.

is it too high, or are you portugese too incompetent to keep up with the Krauts?

slate · « **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2011, 03:43:06 PM »

The most important thing an English speaker must know about Portugal is that in English, its people are called Portuguese and not Portugese.

This mistake is very common because of how English is structured, i.e., the "gue" sequence is very rare in english , so very often english speakers assume it is "ge". I would like to thinkthat the use of "gue" is a small victory for us since in our own language people from Portugal are called Portugueses(plural)/Portugues (sing)

Anyway that is just a detail, Now for the important stuff

The reason the country is not doing well is that we dont have Olympia level male bodybuilders. If we did, the country could be saved by them sending their savings from IFBB shows back home. I guess that if Ports won the Mr Olympia, Arnold int, etc- we could get at least $1M to pay off our debts and save the nation

Note that there is only one thing standing betwen eSpain and the IMF : Paco Batista. His success abroad has kept eSpain afloat. Where is our Paco?

rccs · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2011, 04:20:04 PM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on March 24, 2011, 02:10:26 PM

is it too high, or are you portugese too incompetent to keep up with the Krauts?

Where are you from? I would like to tell one thing or two about "incompetence"...

Nails · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2011, 04:21:42 PM »

Any Oil in Portugal you need us controlling?

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2011, 04:50:03 PM »

Quote from: Nails on March 25, 2011, 04:21:42 PM

Any Oil in Portugal you need us controlling?

4 out of those 5 are from Chicago.

"Religion of Peace"

Meso_z · « **Reply #11 on:** March 26, 2011, 07:59:42 AM »

Your mom is from portugal.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #12 on:** March 26, 2011, 08:19:31 AM »

Portugal is a nice country with nice people. To bad the country is virtually bankrupt.

slate · « **Reply #13 on:** March 26, 2011, 04:11:49 PM »

Quote from: Nails on March 25, 2011, 04:21:42 PM

Any Oil in Portugal you need us controlling?

we have oil fields the size of Saudi Arabia but that is a well kept secret. There are several reasons for this, one of them being fear that Manion would pressure the US congress to invade us so as to secure oil sources for the IFBB and NPC.

Greg Valvolino and Derek Springer Antonio have been spoted in fact-finding missions in Lisbon

,waiting for the 2030s when everyone else runs out to come in and take the cash. Until then we are trying to just get as much money from other people as possible so that we can keep the good stuff for later.

If this is made common knowledge i am sure the US will intervene to make us even more democratic- ie -so Democratic that it is the us voters that decide who gets our oil- and that includes oil needy pro bbers

slate · « **Reply #14 on:** March 26, 2011, 04:24:31 PM »

PS: forgot to mention that we are claiming $180 billion from brazil from having taught the fuckers how to write.
Now that the country is doing well the natives must pay us back since otherwise they would be living in the amazon , painting themselves red and sticking their midget penises into sugar canes (dont take my word for it- check Nat Geographical mag)

Thats the same fuckers when we got there 500 years ago

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #15 on:** March 26, 2011, 04:25:45 PM »

Quote from: slate on March 26, 2011, 04:24:31 PM

PS: forgot to mention that we are claiming $180 billion from brazil from having taught the fuckers how to write.
Now that the country is doing well the natives must pay us back since otherwise they would be living in the amazon , painting themselves red and sticking their midget penises into sugar canes (dont take my word for it- check Nat Geographical mag)

Thats the same fuckers when we got there 500 years ago

lol.

Figo · « **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2011, 04:15:24 AM »

Quote from: slate on March 26, 2011, 04:24:31 PM

PS: forgot to mention that we are claiming $180 billion from brazil from having taught the fuckers how to write.
Now that the country is doing well the natives must pay us back since otherwise they would be living in the amazon , painting themselves red and sticking their midget penises into sugar canes (dont take my word for it- check Nat Geographical mag)
Thats the same fuckers when we got there 500 years ago

funny, but true!

the "situation" in portugal is nothing really new, its just the credit rating has gone publicly down, its made news along with the other failing economies, theres still many countries trying to keep it together, but in exact same problem. Only thing thats changed is its in the news, country has been suffering in one way or other for a very long time (decades) with brief periods of false booms.
this european union has not been working for a while (and its false currency), it did well initially, but now also opening the doors to every shit hole in parts of the world that are barely "europe" hasnt helped.

G_Thang · « **Reply #17 on:** March 27, 2011, 05:21:03 AM »

Quote from: slate on March 26, 2011, 04:24:31 PM

PS: forgot to mention that we are claiming $180 billion from brazil from having taught the fuckers how to write.
Now that the country is doing well the natives must pay us back since otherwise they would be living in the amazon , painting themselves red and sticking their midget penises into sugar canes (dont take my word for it- check Nat Geographical mag)

Thats the same fuckers when we got there 500 years ago

back with your Portugal gimmick, slate?

anyway...sosa, Portugues explorer, was nothing but another Columbus, brought the same disease filled blankets to brasil's natives.

the only thing brasil got out of it was "being the only Portugues speakers in the americas" and some fucking buildings ane slave depots in Salvador Bahia.

True advancements in Brasil probably come via the German and Italian war criminals unfortunately.

You got some nerves. Portugal was fucked before any Euro Unions.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #18 on:** March 27, 2011, 06:07:11 AM »

I come from Portugal all the time.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #19 on:** March 27, 2011, 08:14:26 AM »

yo Portuguese right here Sao Miguel Azores

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #20 on:** March 27, 2011, 08:24:59 AM »

i like how the Portugese (fuck you, it's spelled portugese) and the greeks are faced with this situation:

1. we're spending more than we make
2. we should cut down on our spending because we're not earning any money
3. let's vote on it
4. we all voted against cutting spending, let's just keep doing it til the EU (Germany mostly) stops picking up our tab
5. when the money runs out, we'll overthrow our own government, because that helps (see all of Eastern block in the late 80's, early 90's, those countries have really advanced up to present day)
6. germany asks for money back, the countries laugh
7. world war III

thankfully, these 7 steps never occured in europe before

The General · « **Reply #21 on:** March 27, 2011, 08:45:38 AM »

yooooo spain is next very soon Zapatero will be kicked out, such a looser but Portugal is different.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #22 on:** March 27, 2011, 08:48:29 AM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on March 27, 2011, 08:24:59 AM

i like how the Portugese (fuck you, it's spelled portugese) and the greeks are faced with this situation:

1. we're spending more than we make
2. we should cut down on our spending because we're not earning any money
3. let's vote on it
4. we all voted against cutting spending, let's just keep doing it til the EU (Germany mostly) stops picking up our tab
5. when the money runs out, we'll overthrow our own government, because that helps (see all of Eastern block in the late 80's, early 90's, those countries have really advanced up to present day)
6. germany asks for money back, the countries laugh
7. world war III

thankfully, these 7 steps never occured in europe before

lol i print the globe an mail at work here and its plastered all over report on business such pride i has

slate · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2011, 02:47:08 PM »

Quote from: G_Thang on March 27, 2011, 05:21:03 AM

back with your Portugal gimmick, slate?

anyway...sosa, Portugues explorer, was nothing but another Columbus, brought the same disease filled blankets to brasil's natives.

the only thing brasil got out of it was "being the only Portugues speakers in the americas" and some fucking buildings ane slave depots in Salvador Bahia.

True advancements in Brasil probably come via the German and Italian war criminals unfortunately.

You got some nerves. Portugal was fucked before any Euro Unions.

G-thang, you now the old saying: "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you%27re_a_dog)

well it applies to real dogs too. No gimmicks here

About this sosa fella, is he a baseball player from spain that came over with Colombo? you may be interested to know that Sosa is not a port name. sousa or souza is

as for the fascists creating this new superpower , it must be one of those very delayed ractions as they arrived more than 60 years ago

G-thang, not being white is no longer an excuse for being ignorant, so please try harder

Bam-bam · « **Reply #24 on:** March 27, 2011, 02:51:22 PM »

Quote from: slate on March 26, 2011, 04:24:31 PM

PS: forgot to mention that we are claiming $180 billion from brazil from having taught the fuckers how to write.
Now that the country is doing well the natives must pay us back since otherwise they would be living in the amazon , painting themselves red and sticking their midget penises into sugar canes (dont take my word for it- check Nat Geographical mag)

Thats the same fuckers when we got there 500 years ago

blablabla

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