Author Topic: Branch Warren: The Gold Standard Of Bodybuilding (Read 8063 times)

Juruth · « **on:** March 25, 2011, 11:21:38 AM »

There isn't a man on this planet who could carry his jockstrap.

Anglo · « **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:03:33 PM »

Branch makes Yeats look like Bob Paris

Option D · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:05:57 PM »

Quote from: Anglo on March 25, 2011, 12:03:33 PM

Branch makes Yeats look like Bob Paris

LMAO...
MAkes Rhul look like Serge Nubret..

This guys body is so ugly

kiwiol · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:12:30 PM »

Branch is just a pretty boy going for the ~~health~~ Greek God look

Anglo · « **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:16:06 PM »

He makes Kovacs look like Benfatto

slaver · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:55:22 PM »

I am sure youngsters accross america wana be liek branch.

spude · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2011, 01:00:13 PM »

on the right hand side shawna ray...that is the ultimate male perfection (no homo)

wes · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2011, 03:27:23 PM »

Shawn doing the relaxed stance the way it`s supposed to be done,none of this beer kegs under the arms shit like Branch........looks fucking retarded!!

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2011, 03:32:02 PM »

A lot of Branch obsessed folks here

Nails · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2011, 03:50:54 PM »

jock straps are made to protect your nutsacks from bouncing off your legs and cracking... Branch doesn't have nuts to worry about with all the drugs he has in his system.... prob hasn't ever teabagged his wife $:-\$

tendonitis · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2011, 03:58:49 PM »

I would say Branch looks like a giant steaming pile of sasquatch shit................
........................ ..............but that's insulting to the giant steaming pile of sasquatch shit

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2011, 04:03:42 PM »

Come on now with the sarcasm, guys.

What would Branch's sport be without BBing? A pro quarterback, Michael Phelps nemesis.. NBA starter? And I'm gonna win a gold in the Olympics next time around...

Plus, every chick knows branch is tall, dark, and handsome.

We are supposed to support this guy. He is one of us, a bodybuilder.

axestream · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2011, 08:36:04 PM »

Quote from: FREAKgeek on March 25, 2011, 04:03:42 PM

Come on now with the sarcasm, guys.

What would Branch's sport be without BBing? A pro quarterback, Michael Phelps nemesis.. NBA starter? And I'm gonna win a gold in the Olympics next time around...

Plus, every chick knows branch is tall, dark, and handsome.

We are supposed to support this guy. He is one of us, a bodybuilder.

He's tall enough to be a gymnast.

titusisback · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2011, 09:04:40 PM »

someone explain me the location of those nipples (no homo)

Meso_z · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2011, 10:33:15 PM »

Quote from: Anglo on March 25, 2011, 12:03:33 PM

Branch makes Yeats look like Bob Paris

Branch is a walking clogged up, contistipated bag of shit.

doison · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2011, 10:36:53 PM »

Are we seriously arguing that today's bodybuilders aren't "pretty" enough?

Bay was right....this whole time, he was right.

Vince B · « **Reply #16 on:** March 26, 2011, 12:25:49 AM »

Bodybuilders are knuckleheads. Look at Branch's stupid standing 'relaxed' pose. wtf is this with elbows that high and wide.

::)Absolutely crazy and the guy wouldn't get my vote if I were judging.

Meso_z · « **Reply #17 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:36:01 AM »

Quote from: Vince Basile on March 26, 2011, 12:25:49 AM

Bodybuilders are knuckleheads. Look at Branch's stupid standing 'relaxed' pose. wtf is this with elbows that high and wide. ::)Absolutely crazy and the guy wouldn't get my vote if I were judging.

Flex Wheeler did a good front relaxed pose...dexter and ronnie (1998-2000) too.

Vince B · « **Reply #18 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:40:22 AM »

The guy with class in the standing relaxed was Frank Zane.

musclecenter · « **Reply #19 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:41:44 AM »

Tito24 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:09:12 AM »

pro bodybuilding officially signed his dead sentence.

inzane · « **Reply #21 on:** March 26, 2011, 04:22:15 AM »

Bodybuilding of today has become more of a freak show.....nobody wants to look like Branch Warren....he looks like shit.
During the golden age of bodybuilding people looked up to Arnold, Zane, Dave Draper, Mike Mentzer.....the list goes on and on...people wanted to look like these guys cause these guys had symmetry...a physique which was pleasing to look at....like those statues in Rome.
Even in the late 80`s and early 90`s guys like Haney, Yates, Shawn Ray had symmetrical physiques......and yates and haney really used to push the limits when it came to lifiting weights in the gym which is an aspect missing in modern bodybuilding where guys like Branch Warren and Jay cutler look like them mite have a heart attack any minute.

the Judging as has been vented out in other posts has gone down to such a low point...the judges should be asked if they are actually judging a bodybuilding show or WHO WANTS TO LOOK LIKE A FREAK CONTEST.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #22 on:** March 26, 2011, 04:52:42 AM »

Quote from: inzane on March 26, 2011, 04:22:15 AM

.....nobody wants to look like Branch Warren....

I want his chest & legs (no homo), he may keep the rest

Juruth · « **Reply #23 on:** March 26, 2011, 05:03:31 AM »

How can it be that Vince Basile criticizes a man who has won the Arnold and paced second at the Olympia? He cites Zane as his personal Saviour? What other delusional bile will spew forth from Basile's rotten, infected mouth?

Tito24 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 26, 2011, 05:31:18 AM »

Quote from: juruth on March 26, 2011, 05:03:31 AM

from Basile's rotten, infected mouth?

bullshit, basiles mouth is not infected.