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joran van der sloot revisited
« on: March 26, 2011, 08:13:35 AM »
My fellow countryman has stated that kiling the chick in Peru was "a crime of passion".

So I guess he may be coming home soon, nah ?
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2011, 08:18:48 AM »
He defines the word sociopath!

That dude should remain behind bars for the rest of his natural born life. imho
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2011, 08:20:20 AM »
He likes his women shaken, not stirred. :D
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2011, 08:27:28 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on March 26, 2011, 08:20:20 AM
He likes his women shaken, not stirred. :D
Soon -if not already-, some prison mates will let his butt shake
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2011, 08:28:08 AM »
Quote from: wild willie on March 26, 2011, 08:18:48 AM
He defines the word sociopath!

That dude should remain behind bars for the rest of his natural born life. imho

that would be to good for him.
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2011, 08:31:43 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 26, 2011, 08:27:28 AM
Soon -if not already-, some prison mates will let his butt shake

Als 'ie niet opschiet kan carglass z'n sterretje niet meer repareren.
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2011, 08:35:14 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on March 26, 2011, 08:31:43 AM
Als 'ie niet opschiet kan carglass z'n sterretje niet meer repareren.
;D..... :-X
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2011, 09:37:03 AM »
Quote from: newmom on March 26, 2011, 08:28:08 AM
that would be to good for him.
Obviously you've never been in a South American prison
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2011, 10:11:24 AM »
Quote from: che on March 26, 2011, 09:37:03 AM
Obviously you've never been in a South American prison

Not lately that is. But I can understand why Joran would prefer a nice Dutch prison.
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2011, 01:12:40 PM »
Quote from: che on March 26, 2011, 09:37:03 AM
Obviously you've never been in a South American prison

he should be left alone with the victims families
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2011, 01:15:54 PM »
Quote from: newmom on March 26, 2011, 01:12:40 PM
he should be left alone with the victims families

you should be left alone with me
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2011, 01:18:33 PM »
Quote from: newmom on March 26, 2011, 01:12:40 PM
he should be left alone with the victims families

I bet prison over there is much worse. If those family members were such badasses he'd be dead already.
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2011, 01:19:04 PM »
Quote from: Tito24 on March 26, 2011, 01:15:54 PM
you should be left alone with me

ouch, somehow I'm thinking I'd end up as "boxing helena"
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2011, 01:38:03 PM »
Quote from: Tito24 on March 26, 2011, 01:15:54 PM
you should be left alone with me

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2011, 03:08:06 PM »
Quote from: newmom on March 26, 2011, 01:19:04 PM
ouch, somehow I'm thinking I'd end up as "boxing helena"




 Shut up, and show us some tits! :D
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2011, 03:10:08 PM »
Quote from: newmom on March 26, 2011, 01:19:04 PM
ouch, somehow I'm thinking I'd end up as "boxing helena"

the damage would be ELBISREVERRI
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2011, 03:20:47 PM »
not one fucking "Swede" reference in this thread?!


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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2011, 03:25:09 PM »
Solid citizen. All the way solid citizen.
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2011, 03:26:08 PM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on March 26, 2011, 03:25:09 PM
Solid citizen. All the way solid citizen.

X2.
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2011, 03:26:37 PM »
I'd rather my daughter bring back joran van der sloot to my house than Vince Goodrum

not because I'm racist or homophobic btw
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2011, 04:05:40 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on March 26, 2011, 03:26:37 PM
I'd rather my daughter bring back joran van der sloot to my house than Vince Goodrum

not because I'm racist or homophobic btw

College is expensive indeed.
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2011, 04:07:21 PM »
Quote from: Alex23 on March 26, 2011, 04:05:40 PM
College is expensive indeed.

this is legit funny
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2011, 04:08:48 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on March 26, 2011, 04:07:21 PM
this is legit funny

A dying breed in these bas fonds lately. Time to move on soon.
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2011, 05:20:40 AM »
Quote from: axestream on March 26, 2011, 01:18:33 PM
I bet prison over there is much worse. If those family members were such badasses he'd be dead already.

By now he owns the prison (not kidding). These psycho's are just so clever and manipulative that they can get away with almost everything.
I should know, i'm one of them. (oops)
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Re: joran van der sloot revisited
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2011, 05:42:16 AM »
Quote from: newmom on March 26, 2011, 01:19:04 PM
ouch, somehow I'm thinking I'd end up as "boxing helena"

no, no, you will feel like a real woman next to me for the first time in your life.
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