Author Topic: An "Incredible Jerk" story from this past weekend... (Read 9034 times)

dj181 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 28, 2011, 09:43:33 AM »

SILVER SURFER>hulk

dr.chimps · « **Reply #26 on:** March 28, 2011, 09:59:36 AM »

Wow! I had low expectations opening this thread, but Lou outdid himself. That's just sad.

Parker · « **Reply #27 on:** March 28, 2011, 11:27:56 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on March 28, 2011, 09:59:36 AM

Wow! I had low expectations opening this thread, but Lou outdid himself. That's just sad.

Low expectations for Lou or low expectations for Lou outdoing himself...

You know, he could do a date site inspired by Mad TV's "Lowered Expectations", he could call himself Low Expectations Lou. And he could give a fake background story that his father used to call him that.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #28 on:** March 28, 2011, 11:35:03 AM »

Quote from: GanstaLean on March 28, 2011, 11:27:56 AM

Low expectations for Lou or low expectations for Lou outdoing himself...

You know, he could do a date site inspired by Mad TV's "Lowered Expectations", he could call himself Low Expectations Lou. And he could give a fake background story that his father used to him that.

I know Lou sets the bar awfully low for himself, but this latest episode just seems awful. A kid in a wheelchair!? Really? Just no words...

Tito24 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 28, 2011, 11:35:54 AM »

Tito24 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 28, 2011, 11:38:13 AM »

Parker · « **Reply #31 on:** March 28, 2011, 11:41:43 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on March 28, 2011, 11:35:03 AM

I know Lou sets the bar awfully low for himself, but this latest episode just seems awful. A kid in a wheelchair!? Really? Just no words...

20 dollars is 20 dollars, a perverse type of "monetary" equality. Just like that paperboy in "Better Off Dead", "2 DOLLARS!" is 2 dollars and he went thru that whole movie trying to get it, he didn't care...

Lou's the type of guy who would go to the cancer wing of a hospital and talk to a kid and say, "If you think losing your hair is bad, try losing to Arnold, and he made money off of it."

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #32 on:** March 28, 2011, 11:54:12 AM »

Quote from: GanstaLean on March 28, 2011, 11:41:43 AM

20 dollars is 20 dollars, a perverse type of "monetary" equality. Just like that paperboy in "Better Off Dead", "2 DOLLARS!" is 2 dollars and he went thru that whole movie trying to get it, he didn't care...

Lou's the type of guy who would go to the cancer wing of a hostipal and talk a kid and say, "If you think losing your hair is bad, try losing to Arnold, and he made money off of it."

LOL

hazbin · « **Reply #33 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:00:36 PM »

lou was a handicapped kid and he still talks about Arnold snubbing him and his dad when he was a teen and the olympia was in New York. he knows how it feels, he should be a little more understanding.

Boost · « **Reply #34 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:01:00 PM »

When Lou asked me for $20, I pulled down my pants and pissed all over him.

Totally ruined his Green body paint.

Parker · « **Reply #35 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:05:42 PM »

Quote from: hazbin on March 28, 2011, 12:00:36 PM

lou was a handicapped kid and he still talks about Arnold snubbing him and his dad when he was a teen and the olympia was in New York. he knows how it feels, he should be a little more understanding.

He needs to sit down with Dr.Phil...Lord knows he'd charge more than 20 dollars, or he can log on to Getbig, and get analyzed for free!

Lou looks at everybody as a potential $20 bill...wheelchair or not, blind or not (like the md will know who is taking a picture with).

Tito24 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:06:45 PM »

wild willie · « **Reply #37 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:09:48 PM »

My buddy was at a comic store grand opening and Lou was there to sign and meet and greet.....my buddy got there late.....45 minutes before the meet and greet was suppose to end.....so he walks up to Lou and shkes his hand and was hoping to get a pic.....He said Lou wasn't rude....but certainly didn't act like he wanted to be there.....interesting to me because the owner flew Lou in and paid him to make an appearance.....it was literally 4 hours out of Lou's day.....and with 45 minutes to go before ending the autograph session....Lou is giving the people in line the impression that he could care less about being there.....I don't get it?

Why does he conduct himself this way???

I want to give the guy the benefit of the doubt....but I keep hearing these stories over and over.

Sad......because I was a huge Hulk fan as a kid.....now I hear that Lou is a horses ass out in public.

Parker · « **Reply #38 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:17:04 PM »

^^Here is the thing, Lou makes his money off of Comic Cons, comic store openings and bbing conventions...he probably is booked more with the Comic cons and store openings...he probably is pissed...imagine telling your wife, "Well, I'm off to grand opening at Starz Comic Shop in Philly, PA!" and that's all he does...whereas you has a chick like Kim Kardashian who had made millions off her "brand".

Tito24 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:19:21 PM »

louie is best preserved 6 ft under ground

Boost · « **Reply #40 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:22:01 PM »

I think Lou trains celebrity clients. It was well documented that he trained Michael Jackson during his final months....

I've always wondered, is this guy really so broke that he STILL has to do store signing appearances?

He many have money management issues, greed issues....who knows.

Doesn't change the fact that instead of receiving lifetime achievement awards at the Arnold, he should be regularly called out for his socially and emotionally stunted demeanor.

dyslexic · « **Reply #41 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:27:03 PM »

Quote from: Tito24 on March 28, 2011, 12:19:21 PM

louie is best preserved 6 ft under ground

He is a bitter bastard. The best thing he ever had going for him (duh) was David Banner and the Incredible Fuck.

Other than that, he spent a life of envy. He envied all of Arnold's capability and success and spent a lifetime trying to compete with it.

Then he may have tried to lay a "claim to fame" by trained a deluded Dilaudid dying pedophile.

I think Louie even tried to sue his brother over the color green.

Probably doesn't help that he has a speeth impethiment that maketh him thound retarded and such. Whatever.

I suppose he is trying to gain royalties off of anything and everything that might have been associated with the Incredible Hulk- halloween costumes, action figures, failed used T.V series vids, the wrong color of green.... boogers...

Who cares? Nobody is thurprithed at what a jackath he ith. And such a great cameo in "I love you man" - I mean, that was all about him right? Ha ha.

Parker · « **Reply #42 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:27:23 PM »

Quote from: Boost on March 28, 2011, 12:22:01 PM

I think Lou trains celebrity clients. It was well documented that he trained Michael Jackson during his final months....

I've always wondered, is this guy really so broke that he STILL has to do store signing appearances?

He many have money management issues, greed issues....who knows.

Doesn't change the fact that instead of receiving lifetime achievement awards at the Arnold, he should be regularly called out for his socially and emotionally stunted demeanor.

Who'd want to be known as the trainer who trained Michael Jackson before he died? Better yet, who'd want the trainer who trainer Michael Jackson before he died?

And everytime he acts in a film, a tv show, or a commerical spot, he always has his brow furrowed and has that "stare"...

Tito24 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:31:02 PM »

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #44 on:** March 28, 2011, 03:19:30 PM »

Quote from: GanstaLean on March 28, 2011, 08:24:46 AM

Lou is constantly overshadowed by the fact that've has to go to Comic Conventions and sell pics. Think about it, his career is LONG gone...he should have other business interests. He could lend his name to a griller, a cooker, or a exercise contraption and make a killing...or a Ice Cream flavor "Lou F. Hulk Lime or some shit).

He could always do G4P.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #45 on:** March 28, 2011, 03:23:46 PM »

Quote from: newmom on March 28, 2011, 08:05:46 AM

exactly wes, it would of taken what, a whole 5 minutes of his day to make that kids whole world..ASSHOLE

I'll take the under and venture to guess that Lou could have made the kids day in less than 60 seconds

Nails · « **Reply #46 on:** March 28, 2011, 03:26:42 PM »

Aaron Rogers Approved

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #47 on:** March 28, 2011, 03:32:15 PM »

Isn't Lou an Honorary Sheriff or something? Someone should get a hair sample from Lou and do a complete drug test from it. And if it comes up dirty for steroids and coke, post the results online and get a petition going for him to turn in his badge.

Nails · « **Reply #48 on:** March 28, 2011, 03:41:39 PM »

Pollux · « **Reply #49 on:** March 28, 2011, 04:20:13 PM »

Quote from: dyslexic on March 28, 2011, 12:27:03 PM

He is a bitter bastard. The best thing he ever had going for him (duh) was David Banner and the Incredible Fuck.

Other than that, he spent a life of envy. He envied all of Arnold's capability and success and spent a lifetime trying to compete with it.

QFT