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Firemuscle

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I can bounce my glutes with awesome control
« on: April 01, 2011, 12:05:51 AM »
 Everybody can bounce their pecs, but how many of you can bounce your ass muscles?

 I can do it. Maybe I can make some money with this trick?

 I can also bounce my tris pretty good.

 God damn I am a stud.

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Re: I can bounce my glutes with awesome control
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2011, 01:06:15 AM »
you are a freaking loser.

please seek help.

and please stop posting at GB. your posts are rubbish.

hope this helps.

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Re: I can bounce my glutes with awesome control
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2011, 01:14:57 AM »
Another fucked up thread by BFRS.  :(

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Re: I can bounce my glutes with awesome control
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2011, 01:17:48 AM »
Everybody can bounce their pecs, but how many of you can bounce your ass muscles?

 I can do it. Maybe I can make some money with this trick?

 I can also bounce my tris pretty good.

 God damn I am a stud.

Aren't you concerned that when you bounce your glutes you'll send the wrong message to someone and get fucked? Sometimes bouncing muscles seems a little gay....cannot believe I just wrote that!

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Re: I can bounce my glutes with awesome control
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2011, 02:00:34 AM »
Aren't you concerned that when you bounce your glutes you'll send the wrong message to someone and get fucked? Sometimes bouncing muscles seems a little gay....cannot believe I just wrote that!
Nothing gay about it. When I bounce my glutes the bitchez are lined up around the corner to see what kind of skillz I have.

 Im so high right now. I'm wearing my sunglasses indoors.

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Re: I can bounce my glutes with awesome control
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2011, 05:41:32 AM »
Aren't you concerned that when you bounce your glutes you'll send the wrong message to someone and get fucked? Sometimes bouncing muscles seems a little gay....cannot believe I just wrote that!

I can.  ;D

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Re: I can bounce my glutes with awesome control
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2011, 05:43:10 AM »
I can.  ;D

In your professional opinon....is the op a closet homo?

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Re: I can bounce my glutes with awesome control
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2011, 08:01:03 AM »
In your professional opinon....is the op a closet homo?
Do straight males usually brag about having the ability to "bounce their glutes?"

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Re: I can bounce my glutes with awesome control
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2011, 08:02:27 AM »
Do straight males usually brag about having the ability to "bounce their glutes?"

'nuff said. ;D


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Re: I can bounce my glutes with awesome control
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2011, 10:17:29 AM »
  Do show us this ability.

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Re: I can bounce my glutes with awesome control
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2011, 10:41:58 AM »
Vid or it isn't for real.

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Re: I can bounce my glutes with awesome control
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2011, 04:11:05 PM »
Nothing gay about it. When I bounce my glutes the bitchez are lined up around the corner to see what kind of skillz I have.

 Im so high right now. I'm wearing my sunglasses indoors.

Still high?

Guess I wasn't aware that bouncing glutes was a skill or that women enjoyed watching guys do it. I do, however, remember watching a video this fellow made of himself bouncing his ass. It seemed very gay to me....but then, I may have a bias, being bisexual. The fellow's handle was "Dancing Hard" in most of his videos he simply danced with his hard cock waving about. It's possible the gals might have gotten a kick out of watching that....don't really know, I am not a gal.

So do you bounce your ass on the dance floor or do you just get naked in the street and bounce it? I am trying to get a mental picture here, but it isn't working. Everytime I try to imagine you bouncing your ass, I start laughing at the thought and the thought that you actually believe women enjoy this.