Pure wrestling fans prepare to cry. First and foremost. This was NOT Wrestlemania. This was a bad Monday Night Raw with another name.
Observations first :
They claimed 71612 in attendance, I don't know how accurate that is but it was only about 80% full. We were seated midway through on our tickets but we got a policeman that knew my sister to move us to the 9th row from the ring after the first match because they were empty.
Biggest pops of the night :
Cena (he really is their golden boy)
HHH tombstone on Taker
Santino hitting the cobra and doing his little trumpet dance
The Rock sucks on the mic. Used to be he had flow, spontanity and great timing. Not anywhere. He just basically did nothing but assume his last role from the movie Faster and stand there hyperventilating intensely and staring off into space. Even his catch phrases failed to throw much life out to the crowd. And the habit of him starting to speak each time from a bent over with mic down wind up pose is just beyond lame and stupid. And he did this every time he resumed talking. At least 8-9 times in the course of opening the show alone.
And these guest hosts are full of shit anyway. All they do is open the show and then appear in a backstage video and appear at the end? Aren't they supposed to fucking HOST the show? Do interviews in the ring, introductions, etc..
First match up was Bryan v Sheamus. Lumber jack match with bunch of scrubs surrounding the ring. Double countout. Teddy now restarts the match as a battle royal and the Khali wins. WTF?
Khali being in WM is bad enough, Khali winning a match at WM is atrocious.
Grade "F"