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Roger Bacon

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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2011, 01:27:21 AM »
Quote from: The Coach on April 05, 2011, 09:17:53 PM
My motto is if you walk into a gym and it doesn't have a ham/glute raise.....leave!

We got one of these:



but none of the assholes at my gym (including myself) know how to use it?

Please share!
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2011, 01:29:32 AM »
Quote from: P.I.P on April 06, 2011, 01:27:21 AM
We got one of these:



but none of the assholes at my gym (including myself) know how to use it?

Please share!

I mean I thought this thing was for lower back?  WTF ???
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2011, 01:31:43 AM »
If they don`t have a lot of TV`s,a lunk alarm,Swiss Balls,balance boards,rubber bands,pink dumbells,and skinny fat douchebags shadowboxing,I ain`t joining.
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2011, 01:32:18 AM »
Quote from: P.I.P on April 06, 2011, 01:27:21 AM
We got one of these:



but none of the assholes at my gym (including myself) know how to use it?

Please share!
Just drop her pants and let your johnson do the job
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2011, 01:48:09 AM »
My gym has to be a floppy cock free gym.

Erections required even when squatting.
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2011, 01:49:03 AM »
Quote from: P.I.P on April 06, 2011, 01:27:21 AM
We got one of these:



but none of the assholes at my gym (including myself) know how to use it?

Please share!

This is the best thing for abs, obliques and lower back!
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2011, 01:53:50 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on April 06, 2011, 01:32:18 AM
Just drop her pants and let your johnson do the job

P.I.P - Obvious virgin...  :-X
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2011, 02:50:26 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on April 05, 2011, 08:05:25 PM
price = P
equipment = E
location = L
no tappouters = t
rush hour =r


(-r(P+E) *(-t))/ L)

 ;)

so whats the deciding criteria then? above 1? below 1? greater/less than?  ;D



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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2011, 04:17:37 AM »
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2011, 04:21:24 AM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on April 06, 2011, 01:49:03 AM
This is the best thing for abs, obliques and lower back!

blah, doesn't do shit for me ???
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2011, 04:58:13 AM »
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2011, 05:07:01 AM »
I look for milfs.
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #37 on: April 06, 2011, 07:01:59 AM »
Quote from: 2ND COMING on April 05, 2011, 10:01:07 PM
fixed  :D

Original...did I strike a nerve with the Obama comments? If I did, good it worked!
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2011, 07:07:32 AM »
Dilfs!  :P
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2011, 07:13:46 AM »
Free tanning,sauna,zumba classes, and smoothies.
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2011, 07:17:38 AM »
it used to be back in the day...."if the DB's don't go to 200 it ain't a real gym. ..........aaaaaarrrrgggh hhh!!!!"

These days I want a reasonably quiet, well equipped gym....respectable looking clientele and nice facilities ....no more "hardcore" filthy dumps for me. You couldn't pay me to work out at Metroflex or Temple gym
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2011, 07:21:51 AM »
Quote from: Groink on April 06, 2011, 07:17:38 AM
it used to be back in the day...."if the DB's don't go to 200 it ain't a real gym. ..........aaaaaarrrrgggh hhh!!!!"

These days I want a reasonably quiet, well equipped gym....respectable looking clientele and nice facilities ....no more "hardcore" filthy dumps for me. You couldn't pay me to work out at Metroflex or Temple gym
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2011, 07:34:18 AM »
Quote from: wes on April 06, 2011, 01:31:43 AM
If they don`t have a lot of TV`s,a lunk alarm,Swiss Balls,balance boards,rubber bands,pink dumbells,and skinny fat douchebags shadowboxing,I ain`t joining.


which "PLANET" are you talking about here?.... ;D
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2011, 08:49:25 AM »
Quote from: Groink on April 06, 2011, 07:17:38 AM
it used to be back in the day...."if the DB's don't go to 200 it ain't a real gym. ..........aaaaaarrrrgggh hhh!!!!"

These days I want a reasonably quiet, well equipped gym....respectable looking clientele and nice facilities ....no more "hardcore" filthy dumps for me. You couldn't pay me to work out at Metroflex or Temple gym

I've trained at Temple Gym since 1996 (back when Dorian was still winning his O's) but only last month I finally left there to join a new gym because the place has gone downhill - a lot of the equipment keeps breaking, most of the new members treat the place like shit, and I almost broke my neck when I tripped over a dumbell that someone had left lying because they were too lazy to put it away - amazing how people are strong enough to get the dumbells off the rack to train their egos but can't find the energy to place them back. They got rid of the 200lb dumbells quite a few years ago. Dorian doesn't care about it anymore because it doesn't really make any money anyway. The only thing I miss about the place is that I met some good guys there over the years and the ones that have been there the longest treat the place with respect and train hard and can have a laugh at the same time.

 
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2011, 08:50:40 AM »
all i simply ask is that the dumbells are paired up on the racks .... thats all
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2011, 09:48:00 AM »
big ass dbs
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #46 on: April 06, 2011, 09:53:26 AM »
Quote from: funk51 on April 06, 2011, 09:48:00 AM
big ass dbs
On a wooden bench, that's the real deal
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #47 on: April 06, 2011, 10:04:22 AM »
Quote from: TacoBell on April 05, 2011, 06:42:26 PM
Please tell me that you would hit that croatch
Are you kidding...I'd choke her, make her apologize for getting fake tits, then fill her throat with man juice.
So yeah.  Thought fake tits are disgusting, along with the attention whoring personality that usually accompanies them...of course I'd hit it.
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #48 on: April 06, 2011, 10:06:35 AM »
Quote from: BayGBM on April 06, 2011, 07:07:32 AM
Dilfs!  :P

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO, I'm assuming this means Dads I like to fuck..That's funny, never heard that
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Re: what do you look for in a gym?
« Reply #49 on: April 06, 2011, 10:11:03 AM »


1) lots of space

2) wide variety of equipment, preferably hammer and cybex

3) 2-3 sets of dumbells for each weight increment, and at least up to 120's

4) 2-3 sets of benches, squat racks, smith machines, chairs. etc.

5) hot chicks.


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