Author Topic: And The Holy Shit Award for Ferraris goes to... (Read 4848 times)

Parker · « **on:** April 11, 2011, 01:50:08 AM »

http://www.topspeed.com/cars/ferrari/2011-ferrari-458-gtc-by-risi-competizione-ar106554/picture396422.html

JOCKTHEGLIDE · « **Reply #1 on:** April 11, 2011, 01:52:36 AM »

stickers add extra boost roughly up to 5hp,,,each one flex wheeler one time killed a ferrari tire in hawaii during guest pose he cant drive stick worth shit,,,,poor bastard.

Parker · « **Reply #2 on:** April 11, 2011, 02:09:21 AM »

Quote from: JOCKTHEGLIDE on April 11, 2011, 01:52:36 AM

stickers add extra boost roughly up to 5hp,,,each one flex wheeler one time killed a ferrari tire in hawaii during guest pose he cant drive stick worth shit,,,,poor bastard.

I think Onlyme had said that Flex did something to a Ferrari...

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #3 on:** April 13, 2011, 09:29:28 AM »

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #4 on:** April 13, 2011, 10:18:54 AM »

Quote from: GangstaLean on April 11, 2011, 01:50:08 AM

http://www.topspeed.com/cars/ferrari/2011-ferrari-458-gtc-by-risi-competizione-ar106554/picture396422.html

642HP all wheel drive 4 seater

spude · « **Reply #5 on:** April 13, 2011, 10:23:17 AM »

disgrace

nothing else to say!

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #6 on:** April 13, 2011, 10:25:56 AM »

Quote from: GangstaLean on April 11, 2011, 02:09:21 AM

I think Onlyme had said that Flex did something to a Ferrari...

Nah it was the Ninja's who did that.

mass243 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 13, 2011, 10:27:31 AM »

Fuk 4 seats

Who commie wants 4 seat Ferrari... buuuuhuhuhuhuhuuu! This is all because of raised estrogen levels among men.

Imagine someone said 20 years ago "I want Ferrari that I can seat my whole family in"... LOL He would've got beaten to fuk and laughed, maybe executed.
Nowadays... 'we have what you need... free injections of estrogen as a bonus now'

WHAT THE FUK!

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #8 on:** April 13, 2011, 10:31:52 AM »

my brothers friend bought his wife a bmw m6 hartge. 620 horseposers god damn that car goes like crazy

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #9 on:** April 13, 2011, 10:33:02 AM »

Quote from: spude on April 13, 2011, 10:23:17 AM

disgrace nothing else to say!

looks like the old bmw z3 coupe

spude · « **Reply #10 on:** April 13, 2011, 11:08:43 AM »

Quote from: Mensa Bob on April 13, 2011, 10:31:52 AM

my brothers friend bought his wife a bmw m6 hartge. 620 horseposers god damn that car goes like crazy

that's all nice when talking 'bout bmw, mercedes or other cars of that category...but when buying ferrari you don't buy 'cos it's handy, you don't buy it 'cos it has a 500 litre trunk, you don't even buy 'cos it has 600+ hp, no! you fucking buy because it has elegance and status...you buy because of it's fame and historical value...you more than anything buy it because of it's out of this world ability to turn both gentlemen's and ladies heads while slowly driving the sunny boulevard, knowing every woman who sees you with your ferrari is ready for a ride...and maybe another one in the evening...

jaejonna · « **Reply #11 on:** April 13, 2011, 01:23:30 PM »

X factor has two of those ..

R.A.M. · « **Reply #12 on:** April 13, 2011, 01:36:05 PM »

fuckin car looks like a clown shoe

Parker · « **Reply #13 on:** April 13, 2011, 01:37:21 PM »

Quote from: R.A.M. on April 13, 2011, 01:36:05 PM

fuckin car looks like a clown shoe

The Z3 M Coupe was called the same thing...

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #14 on:** April 13, 2011, 01:39:19 PM »

Quote from: mass243 on April 13, 2011, 10:27:31 AM

Fuk 4 seats

Who commie wants 4 seat Ferrari... buuuuhuhuhuhuhuuu! This is all because of raised estrogen levels among men.

Imagine someone said 20 years ago "I want Ferrari that I can seat my whole family in"... LOL He would've got beaten to fuk and laughed, maybe executed.
Nowadays... 'we have what you need... free injections of estrogen as a bonus now'

WHAT THE FUK!

4 seat Ferrari's are nothing new

spude · « **Reply #15 on:** April 13, 2011, 01:47:19 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on April 13, 2011, 01:39:19 PM

4 seat Ferrari's are nothing new

technically you're right...there have been many 4 seat ferraris, california for instance...those back seats just have usually been kinda small and not really suited for regular use for adults so, atleast in finland, they have been told to have 2+2 seats which ofc equals 4 but is still a bit different...but having 4 "real" seats is not my issue with this new monster...i just find that hatchback being ugly as fuck and not really elegant enough to follow enzo ferrari's traditions

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #16 on:** April 13, 2011, 03:44:42 PM »

Quote from: R.A.M. on April 13, 2011, 01:36:05 PM

fuckin car looks like a clown shoe

Palumbo's shoes

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #17 on:** April 13, 2011, 04:37:58 PM »

Quote from: spude on April 13, 2011, 10:23:17 AM

disgrace nothing else to say!

Why not just make it a station wagon, lol they already went this far and fucked up a classic

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #18 on:** April 13, 2011, 04:41:21 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on April 13, 2011, 04:37:58 PM

Why not just make it a station wagon, lol they already went this far and fucked up a classic

Looks like a Mini Van.

delta9mda · « **Reply #19 on:** April 13, 2011, 05:34:49 PM »

f50 gt (they made 2 i think) or the enzo fxx.

DK II · « **Reply #20 on:** April 13, 2011, 05:39:09 PM »

Quote from: Mensa Bob on April 13, 2011, 10:33:02 AM

looks like the old bmw z3 coupe

Only that you could buy 5 BMW for the same price....

I wonder how stupid those people are, i would fire the designers right away if they came to me with that shit.

But no, it has to go into production. Are the people at Ferrari blind or has FIAT finally taken over? Maybe it's ow cost on a Fiat Punto chassis.

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #21 on:** April 13, 2011, 06:07:59 PM »

Dont care how many ponies it has, its ugly as hell. Thats not what 'fast' is supposed to look like.

njflex · « **Reply #22 on:** April 13, 2011, 08:07:54 PM »

looks like a cropped panamera....i've driven a panamera turbo its a cool ride.ferrari should stick to what they do best....

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #23 on:** April 13, 2011, 08:29:40 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on April 13, 2011, 04:41:21 PM

Looks like a Mini Van.

This is absolutely retarded, there are some thing's sacred to men that women should just leave alone,

football (American) hockey, cool fast cars, this is an absolute joke for soccer mom's, what woman needs 600hp?!!

Parker · « **Reply #24 on:** April 13, 2011, 08:37:36 PM »

Links to more of the ferrari 458 Italia GTC by Risi Competizione
http://jonsibal.com/blog/2011/03/risi-competizione-458-gtc/
http://jonsibal.com/blog/2011/02/alms-2011-sebring-test-days/
Another one in black