Author Topic: Our commercial is finally done! (Read 9995 times)

Coach is Back! · « **on:** April 12, 2011, 10:12:29 AM »

...and should be released sometime today

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #1 on:** April 12, 2011, 10:18:25 AM »

I'll hold my breath.

benchmstr · « **Reply #2 on:** April 12, 2011, 03:47:34 PM »

is the catholic church sponsoring this boy love fest?

bench

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #3 on:** April 12, 2011, 10:30:02 PM »

Bench, do you have any kids? Serious question

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #4 on:** April 12, 2011, 10:48:21 PM »

i have thirteen kids by thirteen women. I only slept with twelve of them but one of the women has an identical twin who I got pregnant even though I never slept with her. had to get a DNA test before I believed that one. Another woman I only had anal with but she got pregnant too. Before I went to Iraq to earn the first of several $600,000 paychecks I had to undergo a medical and the doctor ran a test on my sperm and he said the motility of my sperm was extremely high and that they seemed to head straight for the egg like bullets from a sniper's rifle. explains my impregnating women I don't even have vaginal or in one case any intercourse with.

bench

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #5 on:** April 12, 2011, 11:02:16 PM »

Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on April 12, 2011, 10:48:21 PM

i have thirteen kids by thirteen women. I only slept with twelve of them but one of the women has an identical twin who I got pregnant even though I never slept with her. had to get a DNA test before I believed that one. Another woman I only had anal with but she got pregnant too. Before I went to Iraq to earn the first of several $600,000 paychecks I had to undergo a medical and the doctor ran a test on my sperm and he said the motility of my sperm was extremely high and that they seemed to head straight for the egg like bullets from a sniper's rifle. explains my impregnating women I don't even have vaginal or in one case any intercourse with.

bench

LMAO!!

HTexan · « **Reply #6 on:** April 12, 2011, 11:18:48 PM »

spammer alert!!!

_bruce_ · « **Reply #7 on:** April 13, 2011, 06:15:19 AM »

Where's the clip?

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #8 on:** April 13, 2011, 06:17:20 AM »

congrats coach .. you doing things the right way obviously

Natural Man · « **Reply #9 on:** April 13, 2011, 09:39:52 AM »

Quote from: The Coach on April 12, 2011, 10:30:02 PM

Bench, do you have any kids? Serious question

you give christianism a bad name.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #10 on:** April 13, 2011, 09:43:53 AM »

Quote from: uberman on April 13, 2011, 09:39:52 AM

you give christianism a bad name.

Shut up stupid unless you know what that question was intended for.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #11 on:** April 13, 2011, 01:07:35 PM »

Finally, a video without heavy metal music or pushing around a car

tbombz · « **Reply #12 on:** April 13, 2011, 01:10:49 PM »

damn, good commercial coach! u probably didnt design that but still nice investment. so often commercials and advertisements these days completely miss the mark. that was a good one. very good cinematography too.

old_lifter · « **Reply #13 on:** April 13, 2011, 01:15:24 PM »

yup nice job

kcballer · « **Reply #14 on:** April 13, 2011, 01:28:20 PM »

Commercial is good, but wouldn't hire someone without a track background to teach running mechanics.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #15 on:** April 13, 2011, 01:34:11 PM »

Quote from: kcballer on April 13, 2011, 01:28:20 PM

Commercial is good, but wouldn't hire someone without a track background to teach running mechanics.

I've been teaching speed for years, it wasn't up until about the last 5 month when I decided to start having camps. We have 4 locations now. We start working on another commercial for the older athletes (HS/college) in a couple of weeks then we have a combine technique video coming out in a couple of months. We do combine training for HS and College athletes.

Game Time · « **Reply #16 on:** April 13, 2011, 01:52:40 PM »

Coach, what exactly does the 1 handed DB press acomplish vs both arms? Are you just going for core stability?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #17 on:** April 13, 2011, 01:57:22 PM »

Quote from: Game Time on April 13, 2011, 01:52:40 PM

Coach, what exactly does the 1 handed DB press acomplish vs both arms? Are you just going for core stability?

Which video are you referring to?

lovemonkey · « **Reply #18 on:** April 13, 2011, 02:03:05 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on April 13, 2011, 01:57:22 PM

Which video are you referring to?

I think it's right at the end of that commercial. I was curious about that as well.

Game Time · « **Reply #19 on:** April 13, 2011, 02:05:50 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on April 13, 2011, 01:57:22 PM

Which video are you referring to?

The one Vince posted above.

That's your commercial, correct?

JOCKTHEGLIDE · « **Reply #20 on:** April 13, 2011, 02:13:43 PM »

Quote from: Game Time on April 13, 2011, 02:05:50 PM

The one Vince posted above.

That's your commercial, correct?

didnt you see his face,,near the end spotting the little kid,,,,,you noticed coach was as tall was the rest of the crowd,,,he would never put his face in commerical with high schoolers cause they would tower over him,,,

G_Thang · « **Reply #21 on:** April 13, 2011, 02:18:57 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on April 12, 2011, 10:12:29 AM

...and should be released sometime today

have your baseball and basketball players play raquetball.

kcballer · « **Reply #22 on:** April 13, 2011, 02:22:04 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on April 13, 2011, 01:34:11 PM

I've been teaching speed for years, it wasn't up until about the last 5 month when I decided to start having camps. We have 4 locations now. We start working on another commercial for the older athletes (HS/college) in a couple of weeks then we have a combine technique video coming out in a couple of months. We do combine training for HS and College athletes.

You have camps because it's an easy way to make money. Truth it they are kids, if they want to run faster send them to a track coach. Parents don't see that and send them to you. A former bodybuilder now claiming to teach speed. BTW combine training is a joke. Let me guess you have them do the bench, jump up and down then run 40's and squat? WOW! breath taking!

Truth is the college kids have a base from real coaches in college, all you have to do is get them to then specialize for a few weeks to improve in those areas.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #23 on:** April 13, 2011, 02:27:38 PM »

Coach,

I commend you for working with kids to improve their overall lives. These kids can be out selling crack cocaine in the tough streets of South Central, Compton or Watts, but instead they are investing their time into after-school sports and doing something productive that can possibly lead to a good future in professional sports entertainment.

Good for you man, if only I had the time and patience, I would also help out kids. For now, I am happy with just giving to charities that serve underprivileged kids in South Africa.

"1"

G_Thang · « **Reply #24 on:** April 13, 2011, 02:33:35 PM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on April 13, 2011, 02:27:38 PM

Coach,

I commend you for working with kids to improve their overall lives. These kids can be out selling crack cocaine in the tough streets of South Central, Compton or Watts, but instead they are investing their time into after-school sports and doing something productive that can possibly lead to a good future in professional sports entertainment.

Good for you man, if only I had the time and patience, I would also help out kids. For now, I am happy with just giving to charities that serve underprivileged kids in South Africa.

"1"

Did i miss something, didn't see any black and mexican kids in that video?