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Firemuscle

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How hard would you smash this?
« on: April 17, 2011, 06:11:02 AM »

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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2011, 06:26:45 AM »
that's not oprah

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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2011, 06:28:48 AM »
I'd smash the shit out of that ! Mainly, because I haven't got laid in about a month or so. LOL !!

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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2011, 07:08:10 AM »
Well, she does porn, so she has been smashed to he'll and back.

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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2011, 07:36:07 AM »
i would want to smash that precisely in the crack with a machette

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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2011, 09:46:58 AM »
Just finished my meal and opening this thread. Thank you.

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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2011, 10:10:10 AM »
That picture smells like cheese and old socks.
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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2011, 10:23:25 AM »
That picture smells like cheese and old socks.
And wet dog.
Nostril torture.

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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2011, 01:11:14 PM »

Parker

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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2011, 01:37:03 PM »
Imagine having sex with a very soft pillow---that is what it would feel like.

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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2011, 12:19:34 AM »
All that meat and no potatoes!! 

Firemuscle

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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2011, 01:04:41 AM »
Imagine having sex with a very soft pillow---that is what it would feel like.

 Exactly.

 Turn the lights down low and fuck a fat woman. Just melt into that soft, warm, flesh.

 It doesn't get any better than that.

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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2011, 03:50:33 AM »
I'd let her blow me. No sex though.
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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2011, 03:55:03 AM »

 Exactly.

 Turn the lights down low and fuck a fat woman. Just melt into that soft, warm, flesh.

 It doesn't get any better than that.

Wrong. Smashing your microcephalic head with the following would be much better than fucking that animal.



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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2011, 05:11:20 AM »

 Exactly.

 Turn the lights down low and fuck a fat woman. Just melt into that soft, warm, flesh.

 It doesn't get any better than that.

How does it feel knowing that one of her legs weighs as much, if not more, than you do?

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Re: How hard would you smash this?
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2011, 07:59:05 AM »
How does it feel knowing that one of her legs weighs as much, if not more, than you do?
Feels great. I love it.