Author Topic: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump? (Read 6024 times)

Deicide · « **on:** April 20, 2011, 03:16:37 AM »

Working at it right now myself.

wes · « **Reply #1 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:18:36 AM »

Just took care of business.

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #2 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:22:52 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on April 20, 2011, 03:16:37 AM

Working at it right now myself.

Coffee doesen't release my bowels. It has no effect on me, but if I drink too much of it I get ringing in my ears.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

wes · « **Reply #3 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:25:15 AM »

Beginning this weeks "Thread Of Shit" !

Deicide · « **Reply #4 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:25:44 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on April 20, 2011, 03:22:52 AM

Coffee doesen't release my bowels. It has no effect on me, but if I drink too much of it I get ringing in my ears.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Definitely speeds up the process for me.

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #5 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:32:25 AM »

Remember when I used to smoke tight after breakfast. That cig' plus a coffee would just rocket me off to the toilet. Now, I just have coffee and I guess it's alright.

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #6 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:37:17 AM »

Drinkin' some java right now, in fact. Can feel my shit workin' it's way down. In about 2 hrs I'll be blastin' off. Right now it's just raunchy protein farts. Whew ! Gettin' lightheaded from the smell .....

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #7 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:43:01 AM »

Ronnie sez rape that toilet

WillGrant · « **Reply #8 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:43:05 AM »

How is the pooping going Decide ? - welcome back BTW

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #9 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:44:52 AM »

Quote from: WillGrant on April 20, 2011, 03:43:05 AM

How is the pooping going Decide ? - welcome back BTW

x2
I've missed these threads

wes · « **Reply #10 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:52:38 AM »

So far,this is one of the better shit related threads.

Let`s try to keep it going!!

Tito24 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:53:06 AM »

coffee defenitely is a poo pusher

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #12 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:54:06 AM »

Well, there's nothing like a good shit. You can tell (though you can't smell) when a person is constipated just by his demeanor. The anger is palpable.

wes · « **Reply #13 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:56:23 AM »

I agree wholeheartedly.

wes · « **Reply #14 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:59:01 AM »

The typical getbiggers protein enriched morning dump!!

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #15 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:59:15 AM »

Decide,

you may have missed my thread the other day....

but I asked: If you shit yourself, would you wash your undies and keep them or would you throw them away because no matter how clean they got they would always be "those undies" that you shit yourself in?

wes · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2011, 04:00:55 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2011, 03:59:15 AM

Decide,

you may have missed my thread the other day....

but I asked: If you shit yourself, would you wash your undies and keep them or would you throw them away because no matter how clean they got they would always be "those undies" that you shit yourself in?

Wash them

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2011, 04:03:04 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2011, 03:59:15 AM

Decide,

you may have missed my thread the other day....

but I asked: If you shit yourself, would you wash your undies and keep them or would you throw them away because no matter how clean they got they would always be "those undies" that you shit yourself in?

Wash it, don't be a pussy. Otherwise, why did you not cut off your dick and threw it away after you anally pounded your GF? It's even worse when it's not your own shit right?

WillGrant · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2011, 04:17:33 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2011, 03:44:52 AM

x2
I've missed these threads

Nothing like talking shit online

Quote from: Tito24 on April 20, 2011, 03:53:06 AM

coffee defenitely is a poo pusher

So is Bay

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2011, 03:59:15 AM

Decide,

you may have missed my thread the other day....

but I asked: If you shit yourself, would you wash your undies and keep them or would you throw them away because no matter how clean they got they would always be "those undies" that you shit yourself in?

Fuckin great thread - nothing like laying a steamer in ya undies..

Decide must be laying a pipe - hope its enjoyable - one of lifes gifts , backing one out

WillGrant · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2011, 04:18:55 AM »

Quote from: wes on April 20, 2011, 04:00:55 AM

Wash them

Do you let them steam and dry for a few days first ?

DK II · « **Reply #20 on:** April 20, 2011, 04:19:33 AM »

Quote from: MORTALCOIL on April 20, 2011, 04:03:04 AM

Wash it, don't be a pussy. Otherwise, why did you not cut off your dick and threw it away after you anally pounded your GF? It's even worse when it's not your own shit right?

LOL!!

Great point.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #21 on:** April 20, 2011, 04:36:03 AM »

Your mom helps me with my morning dump by reaming out my asshole, haha owned!

Wait I think I messed that up.

DK II · « **Reply #22 on:** April 20, 2011, 05:02:25 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on April 20, 2011, 04:36:03 AM

Your mom helps me with my morning dump by reaming out my asshole, haha owned!

Wait I think I messed that up.

Don't worry, you're still funnier than "obtuse_waiter".

WillGrant · « **Reply #23 on:** April 20, 2011, 05:04:35 AM »

Quote from: DK II on April 20, 2011, 05:02:25 AM

Don't worry, you're still funnier than "obtuse_waiter".

haha - shiting glass would be funnier than that wanker

DK II · « **Reply #24 on:** April 20, 2011, 05:07:25 AM »

Quote from: WillGrant on April 20, 2011, 05:04:35 AM

haha - shiting glass would be funnier than that wanker

Are you saying that if Deicide wants to take a fast dump in the morning, all he would have to do is read one of "obese_waitress"es posts?