Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?

[Firemuscle]

 I never take a shit in the morning. Usually after I eat lunch that pushes yesterdays turds out my ass.

[Meso_z]

Nothing like talking shit online  
So is Bay  
Fuckin great thread - nothing like laying a steamer in ya undies..

Decide must be laying a pipe - hope its enjoyable - one of lifes gifts , backing one out  

Bay likeyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

[obtuse_waiter]

Don't worry, you're still funnier than "obtuse_waiter". 

actually hes not

and I think its hilarious that this shit [pun intened] is ok but somehow my posts are not lol

donkey kong remmeber the germans kicked englands ass twice and enland is bottom of top 8 economies now.

have a nice day

oh by the way bekham sucks and is funny lookin

[Deicide]

Decide,

you may have missed my thread the other day....

but I asked: If you shit yourself, would you wash your undies and keep them or would you throw them away because no matter how clean they got they would always be "those undies" that you shit yourself in?

Wash them, but I doubt you could get them really clean, so I don't really know.

[DK II]

actually hes not

and I think its hilarious that this shit [pun intened] is ok but somehow my posts are not lol

donkey kong remmeber the germans kicked englands ass twice and enland is bottom of top 8 economies now.

have a nice day

oh by the way bekham sucks and is funny lookin

Yep they did, Germans are fucking badass.

[WillGrant]

Bay likeyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

Thats a big looking turd Mes - you must be proud 

[suckmymuscle]

  Organic coffee tastes much better than regular coffee. This, combined with the fact that coffee shrubs are the crop most heavily sprayed with pesticides, makes organic coffee a much better choice than regular coffee. You don't need to eat everything organic, but it's good to avoid eating the foods that are the most heavily sprayed, like coffee, bell peppers, tomatoes and also rice, in the normal versions.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[dragonfist]

Working at it right now myself.

Do you feel that genetics play any role?

[kh300]

I can't start my day until my morning poo.

The only thing more gratifying then a solid morning dump session, is taking a dump at someone else's house. I get this feeling of power, I think its a territorial thing.

[Brixtonbulldog]

I can't start my day until my morning poo.

The only thing more gratifying then a solid morning dump session, is taking a dump at someone else's house. I get this feeling of power, I think its a territorial thing.

x2

my day usually goes-

wake up- power dump
get to work- pre-work day dump
get home- post day dump

i always feel better, cleaner, and more energetic after a big shit.  additional benifit from the few minutes of solitude to recharge and achieve balance before re-entering the world.