The hell with this owning shit, I want two free round trip tickets to FL.
Lurker,
I'm tall, handsome, and very Clooney like. Most women flock to me the moment I enter a room. I'm also very smart with dual PhDs. I'm an expert in kungfu, kenpo, MMA, and judo.
Please call bullshit and demand to see proof in person. We can handle ticket arrangements via PM.
Thanks!