Author Topic: Which of these two essential exercises do more people pussy out of? (Read 9795 times)

chaos · « **Reply #25 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:06:09 PM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on April 25, 2011, 08:02:22 PM

That's what your Mom said to me when I popped out from under a bridge and anally raped her.

You're so scrawny you have to jump around in the shower to get wet.

Your legs are so skinny you have to tie a 2x4 to your ass so you don't fall down the shower drain.

If you stood sideways and stuck out your tongue, people would mistake you for a surfboard.

You're a scrawny bitch with little to no muscle and should be embarrassed to take your shirt off and post half naked pics for other men on the internet.

Firemuscle · « **Reply #26 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:08:53 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 25, 2011, 08:06:09 PM

You're so scrawny you have to jump around in the shower to get wet.

Your legs are so skinny you have to tie a 2x4 to your ass so you don't fall down the shower drain.

If you stood sideways and stuck out your tongue, people would mistake you for a surfboard.

You're a scrawny bitch with little to no muscle and should be embarrassed to take your shirt off and post half naked pics for other men on the internet.

There's no shame in my game buckwheat

You're the one who should be ashamed. You 300 pound wildebeast. You obese hippopotomous. You down syndrome conehead. You overgrown SoCal sk8r boy.

I'll make you eat my ass.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #27 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:08:58 PM »

Quote from: DK II on April 25, 2011, 08:01:48 PM

Yep, he was a good gimmick, probably one of the best, but now he's lost it and is overdoing it.

Yes the luster has worn off for sure.

TacoBell · « **Reply #28 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:11:10 PM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on April 25, 2011, 08:04:54 PM

The impact of my pictures is being felt throughout the bodybuilding world. Don't worry, the hype will die off eventually.

You better cash in while you can. What is the going rate for playing bottom to a muscle bear?

DK II · « **Reply #29 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:13:16 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 25, 2011, 08:06:09 PM

You're so scrawny you have to jump around in the shower to get wet.

Your legs are so skinny you have to tie a 2x4 to your ass so you don't fall down the shower drain.

If you stood sideways and stuck out your tongue, people would mistake you for a surfboard.

You're a scrawny bitch with little to no muscle and should be embarrassed to take your shirt off and post half naked pics for other men on the internet.

LOL, nice.

chaos · « **Reply #30 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:14:34 PM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on April 25, 2011, 08:08:53 PM

There's no shame in my game buckwheat

You're the one who should be ashamed. You 300 pound wildebeast. You obese hippopotomous. You down syndrome conehead. You overgrown SoCal sk8r boy.

I'll make you eat my ass.

I know quadriplegics with more muscle mass than you.

DK II · « **Reply #31 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:18:21 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 25, 2011, 08:14:34 PM

I know quadriplegics with more muscle mass than you.

Looks like he is thinking to "diet" now for his online "bodybuilding" competition....

Hulkotron · « **Reply #32 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:19:03 PM »

I have a pet theory that BFRS is a Fat Panda gimmick account.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #33 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:27:24 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 25, 2011, 08:14:34 PM

I know quadriplegics with more muscle mass than you.

So wrong, but so fuckin hilarious.

chaos · « **Reply #34 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:29:16 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on April 25, 2011, 08:27:24 PM

So wrong, but so fuckin hilarious.

Wednesday.....

Quote from: cheftim on April 25, 2011, 08:27:33 PM

Timmy does zero cardio.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #35 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:33:50 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 25, 2011, 08:29:16 PM

Wednesday.....

there was a Marathon on this past weekend.

Firemuscle · « **Reply #36 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:35:50 PM »

Quote from: TacoBell on April 25, 2011, 08:11:10 PM

You better cash in while you can. What is the going rate for playing bottom to a muscle bear?

I don't know.

All I know is that I got a couple women who come over to my apartment late at night for a good fuck. And the money that their husband gives to them is making it's way into my pocket.

Pimpin ain't easy, but I do it anyway.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #37 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:37:05 PM »

Squats.

Firemuscle · « **Reply #38 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:40:47 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 25, 2011, 08:14:34 PM

I know quadriplegics with more muscle mass than you.

Is that why all I gotta do is put on a nice collared shirt and spray on some cologne and I got women lining up to fuck me?

I got a handsome face and a big cock. And i'm not bald at all. I'm satisfied with what I got.

obtuse_waiter · « **Reply #39 on:** April 25, 2011, 10:42:22 PM »

cardio si the demon none may master

HTexan · « **Reply #40 on:** April 25, 2011, 10:56:32 PM »

yup yup cardio

mesmorph78 · « **Reply #41 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:08:28 PM »

Chins
lotta guys will load up a squat bar and do quater inch reps
harder to cheat at chins... lotta big guys scared of chins because it looks embarrassing when a huge supposedly advanced trainer can only pull off 3 reps

chaos · « **Reply #42 on:** April 26, 2011, 05:28:24 AM »

A 250lbers doing 3 chins is more impressive tha a 175lber doing 15 or 20.

mass243 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 26, 2011, 05:33:01 AM »

Quote from: Runningmom on April 25, 2011, 06:18:26 PM

I hate squats but I still do them

I think cardio scares dudes

Us men do not need too much cardio. We do not store fat in extent of females

CalvinH · « **Reply #44 on:** April 26, 2011, 05:33:44 AM »

Squats.

garebear · « **Reply #45 on:** April 26, 2011, 05:36:13 AM »

Quote from: DK II on April 25, 2011, 06:20:19 PM

Cardio is not an essential exercise, so no need to do it.

In Europe, i would have said squats, but here in Japan, it's pullups. Japs are squatting like there is no tomorrow.

Good point. Fuck heart health. It's all about muscle.

Meso_z · « **Reply #46 on:** April 26, 2011, 05:58:47 AM »

..touch his testicles to the floor when squating?

If so, thats an amazing feat if you ask me.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #47 on:** April 26, 2011, 06:04:13 AM »

Quote from: Meso_z on April 26, 2011, 05:58:47 AM

..touch his testicles to the floor when squating?

If so, thats an amazing feat if you ask me.

I'm not gonna react, this is too easy..

DK II · « **Reply #48 on:** April 26, 2011, 06:19:59 AM »

Quote from: garebear on April 26, 2011, 05:36:13 AM

Good point. Fuck heart health. It's all about muscle.

Women need heart, men need balls and muscle.

Fuck cardio, there's enough time for cardio when you are dead, and besides, if men needed cardio, why did GOD invent ECA and DNP and gave men a high risk behavior??

Per Se · « **Reply #49 on:** April 26, 2011, 06:30:08 AM »

Quote from: Neptune100 on April 25, 2011, 06:11:09 PM

Pullups or Squats?

Loads of ppl do pullups....few do squats....even less do them below parallel