No more jacked cops in Portland

[pellius]

Pity. I guess they're going to have to use their tasers and guns more.


http://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-26896-city_hall_steroids_will_be_included_in_random_police_drug_tests.html

[local hero]

im surprised this wasnt up held along time ago, serves the hypocrites right, like big ron, big fuckn disgrace

[affeman]

Wise move. A juicer with a gun is grossly negligent.

[Kim Jong Bob]

im surprised this wasnt up held along time ago, serves the hypocrites right, like big ron, big fuckn disgrace

+1

[Parker]

im surprised this wasnt up held along time ago, serves the hypocrites right, like big ron, big fuckn disgrace

Yep, because the big Jack dudes in prison really care that you are juicing...

[Kim Jong Bob]

Yep, because the big Jack dudes in prison really care that you are juicing...

what?

[Nails]

Seems like a good plan... since cops like to shot first ask questions later

[Parker]

what?

One of the reasons a officer had given me was that dudes in prison have basically all day to work out...not including lifting...whereas you and me...or even a cop, don't. So, when they get out, and if you have ever seen dudes when they get of out prison---these dudes are cut the hell up and big as shit...Advantage: Criminal
now, do you get what I was saying?

[dyslexic]

One of the reasons a officer had given me was that dudes in prison have basically all day to work out...not including lifting...whereas you and me...or even a cop, don't. So, when they get out, and if you have ever seen dudes when they get of out prison---these dudes are cut the hell up and big as shit...Advantage: Criminal
now, do you get what I was saying?

That's kind of an old 'wives tale'... you can read about where that started "back in the day" -- check out the book "Cop" by Middleton.

Supposedly these guys would get so huge that you couldn't cuff their hands behind their backs. These stories defy everything that is being done and told these days.

All attributed to lifting heavy weights all day long.

I would say these guys probably got a lot stronger and more cut with a little more size, but that whole thing about coming out of prison looking like Ronnie Coleman on the Olympia stage just seems so far-fetched. (I know it wasn't said here)- but that was the general consensus.


You figure what really happened was these guys went into prison as twinks. They got noticeably more "fit" and of course, bigger, but not to where they wouldn't fit in cars and couldnt move about.


If that is what really happens, then why don't we see it?

I would love to see pictures of these past "menaces to society" that managed to get weight lifting ousted from the State Prison Systems.

Even in Pumping Iron, when Arnie went to visit and kiss those inmates, there wasnt anyone that was huge beyond belief.

In that movie with Adam Sandler and the football team all prisoned up, they basically relive the whole "jacked-beyond-belief" scenario.

The prison guards are the ones depicted as using steroids. I think one guy actually reaches into his locker and grabs a bottle that just say's "steroids' on it... only to have those pills replaced with estrogen later.

I've looked for old time pics (60's and 70's) for the whole huge inmate scenario, can't find any proof.


Don't worry about critiquing my post, I'm in "falling asleep" mode. (Obviously...)

[Disgusted]

Time to switch to HRT slin and HGH. Now we will have a lot of bloofy cops.

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

Time to switch to HRT slin and HGH. Now we will have a lot of bloofy cops.

Generation nothingness.

[Parker]

That's kind of an old 'wives tale'... you can read about where that started "back in the day" -- check out the book "Cop" by Middleton.

Supposedly these guys would get so huge that you couldn't cuff their hands behind their backs. These stories defy everything that is being done and told these days.

All attributed to lifting heavy weights all day long.

I would say these guys probably got a lot stronger and more cut with a little more size, but that whole thing about coming out of prison looking like Ronnie Coleman on the Olympia stage just seems so far-fetched. (I
know it wasn't said here)- but that was the general consensus.
 


You figure what really happened was these guys went into prison as twinks. They got noticeably more "fit" and of course, bigger, but not to where they wouldn't fit in cars and couldnt move about


If that is what really happens, then why don't we see it?

I would love to see pictures of these past "menaces to society" that managed to get weight lifting ousted from the State Prison Systems.

Even in Pumping Iron, when Arnie went to visit and kiss those inmates, there wasnt anyone that was huge beyond belief.
 

In that movie with Adam Sandler and the football team all prisoned up, they basically relive the whole "jacked-beyond-belief" scenario.
 

The prison guards are the ones depicted as using steroids. I think one guy actually reaches into his locker and grabs a bottle that just say's "steroids' on it... only to have those pills replaced with estrogen later.
 

I've looked for old time pics (60's and 70's) for the whole huge inmate scenario, can't find any proof.


Don't worry about critiquing my post, I'm in "falling asleep" mode. (Obviously...)

 

actually, I have personally seen it...I have had dudes in front of me who have done a bid, and could easily win Mr. getbig without dieting. The head of DMI (Dead Men Inc) is a big wide as hell white dude who lifts. I have asked a prison nurse who used to work at Rikers about it, and she said that there were tons of ripped up dudes there (who were engaging in prison love), even Palumbo has done articles on it, where he had a brotha that was a lifer that had size and cuts. There are tons of them out there...this not the 60s or 70s, where working was not wide spread...also I posted a vid with Brian Pumper who was being coached by Tookie's brother, and he explained what the deal was with the weights, and there you go, another example---Tookie...
You see when you are locked up, you have nothing but time on your hands---and you know it's funny, but Titus looks like a doughboy now, one would think he would be in shape---doing push ups, dips, cruches, flying dragons, muscle ups...he's not going anywhere for awhile.

[ManBearPig...]

That's kind of an old 'wives tale'... you can read about where that started "back in the day" -- check out the book "Cop" by Middleton.

Supposedly these guys would get so huge that you couldn't cuff their hands behind their backs. These stories defy everything that is being done and told these days.

All attributed to lifting heavy weights all day long.

I would say these guys probably got a lot stronger and more cut with a little more size, but that whole thing about coming out of prison looking like Ronnie Coleman on the Olympia stage just seems so far-fetched. (I know it wasn't said here)- but that was the general consensus.


You figure what really happened was these guys went into prison as twinks. They got noticeably more "fit" and of course, bigger, but not to where they wouldn't fit in cars and couldnt move about.


If that is what really happens, then why don't we see it?

I would love to see pictures of these past "menaces to society" that managed to get weight lifting ousted from the State Prison Systems.

Even in Pumping Iron, when Arnie went to visit and kiss those inmates, there wasnt anyone that was huge beyond belief.

In that movie with Adam Sandler and the football team all prisoned up, they basically relive the whole "jacked-beyond-belief" scenario.

The prison guards are the ones depicted as using steroids. I think one guy actually reaches into his locker and grabs a bottle that just say's "steroids' on it... only to have those pills replaced with estrogen later.

I've looked for old time pics (60's and 70's) for the whole huge inmate scenario, can't find any proof.


Don't worry about critiquing my post, I'm in "falling asleep" mode. (Obviously...)

just watch one episode of "lock up", douche nozzle.  not all, but very often a huge mfer walks by the camera.  i didn't even know mexicans could get that big until i watched the show.

just yesterday, one of the guys was doing a service call on the south side , and he said the guy vacuuming the hallways was as wide as the hallway and ripped as hell.  yes, the janitor of the building was a tank.

[Dr Dutch]

I always thought American cops were on an everlasting donut cycle...

[Mick33]

just watch one episode of "lock up", douche nozzle.  not all, but very often a huge mfer walks by the camera.  i didn't even know mexicans could get that big until i watched the show.

just yesterday, one of the guys was doing a service call on the south side , and he said the guy vacuuming the hallways was as wide as the hallway and ripped as hell.  yes, the janitor of the building was a tank.

Perhaps in a minimum security prison, but maximum security does not give prisoners the opportunity to just lift all day long.

[Kim Jong Bob]

One of the reasons a officer had given me was that dudes in prison have basically all day to work out...not including lifting...whereas you and me...or even a cop, don't. So, when they get out, and if you have ever seen dudes when they get of out prison---these dudes are cut the hell up and big as shit...Advantage: Criminal
now, do you get what I was saying?

jupp now i do. still think its hypocritic do juice while you go after they guys who made it. and every cop has atleast 1 hour to spend in the gym and training 1o hours a day dont automaticly mean 10 times more muscle. and who needs muscle when you have a gun 

[ManBearPig...]

Perhaps in a minimum security prison, but maximum security does not give prisoners the opportunity to just lift all day long.

neither does this place.  they just do pushups, and then shit in a bag and use it as curls?

[Nails]

[Parker]

Perhaps in a minimum security prison, but maximum security does not give prisoners the opportunity to just lift all day long.

You don't have to lift all day long, you can take your hour or half hour and get it in. And you can work out in your cell. Try doing pushups with your legs up against the wall...diff angles give diff loads on the pecs and triceps...cell mate can sit on your back, while doing push ups, etc. You can do flying dragons on your bed.

[local hero]

it doesnt matter how big convicts are,,, the fact of the matter is that in US, its illegal to use, buy and sell steroids, those same cops that are juiced out there heads ( big ron ) are exactly the same ones that will bust you 

[Agnostic007]

Bottom line, if it's illegal, cops shouldn't be doing it. Whether I agree with the illegality of it or not isn't the issue.. I'd love to kick back and listen to some Floyd with a joint but it ain't legal so I don't. I think it should be legal, but until it is..

[Dr Dutch]

You don't have to lift all day long, you can take your hour or half hour and get it in. And you can work out in your cell. Try doing pushups with your legs up against the wall...diff angles give diff loads on the pecs and triceps...cell mate can sit on your back, while doing push ups, etc. You can do flying dragons on your bed.

What the hell are flying dragons??

[Mick33]

You don't have to lift all day long, you can take your hour or half hour and get it in. And you can work out in your cell. Try doing pushups with your legs up against the wall...diff angles give diff loads on the pecs and triceps...cell mate can sit on your back, while doing push ups, etc. You can do flying dragons on your bed.

I guess if you are creative enough that makes sense. How much do you think you can gain though doing those exercises? My guess is not enough to come out gangsta swole. Perhaps gangstalean, but not swole. You'd have to be lucky enough to have rotating cellies ranging from 200ish to 300+!

[Parker]

What the hell are flying dragons??

Flying dragons are when most of your body from lower back down are raised up and down...or held up...it works the abs

I guess if you are creative enough that makes sense. How much do you think you can gain though doing those exercises? My guess is not enough to come out gangsta swole. Perhaps gangstalean, but not swole. You'd have to be lucky enough to have rotating cellies ranging from 200ish to 300+!

True, you can only get so big, so that's when slowing the reps down or doing three point pushups come in and the cell mate...so, one hour of time  in the prison gym and X amount in the cell...it can add up...


As far as the legal or illegal thing with cops, I'm a little on the fence...it's kinda like a cop not arresting for a lil bit of weed, but then arresting you if you are drug dealer...a lil bit of weed is still against the law, but really who cares? But if you have weed out the ass and are a big time dealer, you can't just sweep that under the rug...
So, you have cops who juice to get bigger to take down the the big bad jacked criminals, now if you have cops selling roids, then that is another thing altogether...

[dyslexic]

I could have sworn I asked for pics, not stories....



wev'e all HEARD them. Over and over again.