A guy is walking on the beach and comes across a girl with no arms and no legs, and she is crying. He asks, “why are you crying?” and she replies “I have never been hugged before.” So he picks her up and gives her a big hug, and walks away.
The next day he is walking on the beach and he comes across the same girl, once again crying. “Why are you crying now?” She replies “well, I have never been kissed before.” So the man bends over and gives her a big kiss.
The following day the man comes across the woman, still crying. He asks “why are you crying today? I hugged you, kissed you, what's wrong now?” She replies “well I have never been fucked before. So the man picks her up, throws her in the water, and says “well your Fucked Now.”
