Author Topic: If someone gave you $ 1 million to gain 100lbs of fat as fast as possible:  (Read 7237 times)

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would you do it?  ???
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Ursus

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I don't think I would.

I have no concept of that amount of money so it means very little to me. Plus at over 350lbs I would look a mess!

Jadeveon Clowney

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Yes.  I would hire runningmom as a consultant too.

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lol...

And no for me.

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Not a chance!

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Yes..then I'd buy some clen, T3, and DNP and still have $999,750 left.

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What if they upped it to a cool $10 million?
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Can't put a price on health and wellbeing. Gay but i would decline.

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LOL fuck yea I would, Id sit on my ass eat mcdonalds all day and play video games...naps whenever i wanted, shit would be awesome...

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LOL fuck yea I would, Id sit on my ass eat mcdonalds all day and play video games...naps whenever i wanted, shit would be awesome...

Don't think I could. Would feel ill doing it.
I hate the State.

Jadeveon Clowney

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Plus at over 350lbs I would look a mess!

Are you saying you're an adonis now?

Jadeveon Clowney

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Don't think I could. Would feel ill doing it.

that's why you hire runningmom as a consultant for tips on how to do it.

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Yes.  I would hire runningmom as a consultant too.

my fee would be 40 percent. I'll consult how to gain and how to loose it

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my fee would be 40 percent. I'll consult how to gain and how to loose it

40% is a bit steep.  10% on 1 million, 5% on 10 million.  If you won't take it, I'm sure I won't have to go far to find another consultant.  ;D

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to help with the gayning part.

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I'd have to get on the "A calorie is a calorie" train, so no

Jadeveon Clowney

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oh brother, all of you liars would do it for a 100k.  Maybe not xfactor, but the rest of you sure as hell would.

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my fee would be 40 percent. I'll consult how to gain and how to loose it

We already know that how to gain is by onion rings and ranch dressing!
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No.


We already know that how to gain is by onion rings and ranch dressing!

that and chips and guacamole, wings, french fries with mayo dressing...OH the list is endless

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my consultant would have to help me avoid getting any stretch marks.

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my consultant would have to help me avoid getting any stretch marks.


That'll be $50,000.

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That'll be $50,000.



Can we find something with a better name?

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Can we find something with a better name?

No problem.

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That would make a nice Xmas gift for Pumphard