No problem.
make it 2 mil and i'll gain it in 100 days.
Why is the label talking about cows?
I guess it's for actual cows but some ladies use it on their preg. stomachs to prevent stretchmarks.
For once, I can see you take Fatpanda's advice seriously if you do
What if they upped it to a cool $10 million?
ok, before I put you on retainer I'm going to check with a dermatologist. maybe my skin has enough collagen to prevent me from getting any without any effort on my part.
My vast Muu-muu collection may be of some value as well.
LOL fuck yea I would, Id sit on my ass eat mcdonalds all day and play video games...naps whenever i wanted, shit would be awesome...
would you do it?
YES! I would and because i would be a million dollars richer and then have the ultimate challenge taking it all off. That would put me right at 295 though. That would be tough on my knees/back at 6'2. Yea, i would still do it.
Fuck yes. By any means necessary.
why do you have a vast muu-muu collection?