Author Topic: Fat ugly bastard with smoking hot wife!? (Read 26397 times)

affeman · « **on:** April 28, 2011, 07:32:58 AM »

WTF, can you believe that?

kh300 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:52:27 AM »

He's obviously very wealthy, considering only the top 5% of the worlds population can afford to go to Maui.

Tito24 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:57:20 AM »

women are whores

affeman · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:58:59 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on April 28, 2011, 07:57:20 AM

women are whores

ur mom

Devon97 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:00:37 AM »

Oh yea, the most unbelivablely beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on

How did he ever pull off such coup!

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:02:12 AM »

At 0:14, when he says he's not scared, I thought he was gonna say that was because he has "WEAPONZZZZZZ!".

affeman · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:03:07 AM »

Quote from: Devon97 on April 28, 2011, 08:00:37 AM

Oh yea, the most unbelivablely beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on

How did he ever pull off such coup!

U do know the difference between hot and beautiful, kid, don't you?

devilsmile · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:05:50 AM »

Quote from: affeman on April 28, 2011, 07:32:58 AM

WTF, can you believe that?

succesfull, high educated white man with a hot wife... yes I can believe that, i've been telling this for GOD DAMN AGES, but will you listen? NOooooooooh

affeman · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:10:05 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on April 28, 2011, 08:05:50 AM

succesfull, high educated white man with a hot wife... yes I can believe that, i've been telling this for GOD DAMN AGES, but will you listen? NOooooooooh

Knowing the formula, why are you still jerking off?

MAXX · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:10:47 AM »

devilsmile · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:11:57 AM »

Quote from: affeman on April 28, 2011, 08:10:05 AM

Knowing the formula, why are you still jerking off?

Who said I'm jerking off anymore, imbesil

I'm merely responding to a thread about "obvious" by the grand sherlock himself

Tito24 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:16:02 AM »

an average girl. only smokin thing are her whited teeth

freespirit · « **Reply #12 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:17:07 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on April 28, 2011, 08:16:02 AM

an average girl. only smokin thing are her whited teeth

To American standards she's "hot".

affeman · « **Reply #13 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:18:59 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on April 28, 2011, 08:11:57 AM

Who said I'm jerking off anymore, imbesil

I'm merely responding to a thread about "obvious" by the grand sherlock himself

Cause if you had a hot chick her pics would have been all over the board the minute after u fucked here, as the attention whore u are.

But that's not the point. It was a serious question, why u don't try to get a good education and become successfull when you know that's the missing key aspect in your life?

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #14 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:20:54 AM »

Except he is not ugly and obviously a funny guy.

Army of One · « **Reply #15 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:26:34 AM »

She's ok, no higher than a 7 though

devilsmile · « **Reply #16 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:28:38 AM »

Quote from: affeman on April 28, 2011, 08:18:59 AM

Cause if you had a hot chick her pics would have been all over the board the minute after u fucked here, as the attention whore u are.

But that's not the point. It was a serious question, why u don't try to get a good education and become successfull when you know that's the missing key aspect in your life?

attention whore is what YOU are

, lol are you kiding me mr.10 threads a second.

I never claimed I have hot girls around me, did I, illiterate ? No, I was kind of like responding to this thread... you know... like, the sky is blue and stuff... I've said it a gazillion times before. "Taking things as they are".

but no thanks, I rather go to latin america couple of times a year, easyer.

just because you missed a couple of houndred pages of some of the things I've experienced in the past 5 months doesn't mean you know shit about shit

CalvinH · « **Reply #17 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:32:10 AM »

Damn,for a second I though someone found a pic of me and my ex....

io856 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:33:13 AM »

smoking hot?

affeman · « **Reply #19 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:39:37 AM »

Quote from: io856 on April 28, 2011, 08:33:13 AM

smoking hot?

Oh brother, our getbig studs. In the plane vide she looks hot, and a disagreement = outing.

@devilsmile: I've opened 3 threads this week, and that was extremely much for my standards cause I'm sick with a flu and had to stay at home all week. I got no clue what else you're babbling about, probably must've missed some of your exciting stuff recently.

Archer77 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:40:01 AM »

Quote from: io856 on April 28, 2011, 08:33:13 AM

smoking hot?

That was my thoughts. She isn't smoking hot. She is average at best.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #21 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:41:55 AM »

Maybe he had a jawline when they got married

She's cute, well above average.

devilsmile · « **Reply #22 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:07:08 AM »

Quote from: affeman on April 28, 2011, 08:39:37 AM

@devilsmile: I've opened 3 threads this week, and that was extremely much for my standards cause I'm sick with a flu and had to stay at home all week. I got no clue what else you're babbling about, probably must've missed some of your exciting stuff recently.

you're the one doing all the babling, son

You live in the past... just like once fatpanda was living in the past giving me all these devil worship jokes. I told him you're 6 months late.

now in your case, you're 4 months late with the "getting hooked up" shit... these threads, where you see above avarage income having joes getting married with a good looking woman and have children with them isn't exactly todays news, pal.

MOVE ON with this shit.

pluck · « **Reply #23 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:11:33 AM »

Epic jealousy from a tool that can't get anything higher than a 5!

Here are the facts:

1. He's not that ugly. He's normal looking muscle bear type. (no homo)
2. She's attractive. NOT smoking hot.
3. He obviously makes a decent check and supports her. (vaca in hawaii isn't cheap)

It's not a fucking rocket science formula dude.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #24 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:28:16 AM »

Does he wear a Heineken shirt ?