Author Topic: rate christina aguilera's physique...! (Read 9914 times)

225for70 · « **Reply #25 on:** April 28, 2011, 05:46:57 PM »

I'll fuck her in the ass, and make her lick it clean in memory of Craig Titus.

Firemuscle · « **Reply #26 on:** April 28, 2011, 06:53:40 PM »

The big fake tits are the only thing she's got.

Her face is kinda pretty, but nothing special.

Just looks like a mediocre whore in the red light district.

bradistani · « **Reply #27 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:14:40 PM »

you're forgetting the fat bank account

HockeyFightFan · « **Reply #28 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:23:14 PM »

I think she's nice looking and probably a lot of fun. She can always lose the weight, although it doesn't seem troublesome. Sure as fuck easier than trying to diet away ugly. Hell, worst case is it would be like banging a rich Cindy Lauper.

Benny B · « **Reply #29 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:10:57 PM »

maybe a five

She gets downgraded for debasing herself by trying too hard to be sexy when she has a great voice and could achieve great success on sheer talent alone.

YoungBlood · « **Reply #30 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:21:19 PM »

Quote from: nufc0101 on April 28, 2011, 03:50:42 PM

i think she got married and decided not to give about appearance fuck anymore

No. When she was married she was hot like you see in the above GIF's. Then she got divorced and is feeling depressed, is now a single mom (with a fat bank roll) and whatever else is going on in her head.
Stars are people too, and with Catherine Zeta-Jones, Christina and others, we're now seeing that they cope with things the same way your fat wife does.

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #31 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:22:56 PM »

The responses in this thread are very seriously gay. Maybe BayGBM is right about bodybuilding fans.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Benny B · « **Reply #32 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:29:01 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on April 28, 2011, 09:22:56 PM

The responses in this thread are very seriously gay. Maybe BayGBM is right about bodybuilding fans.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Why? We're all supposed to find her unbelievably gorgeous because you masturbate to her?

Always thought she was of average looks...kind of a rat face. $:-\$ She wears a lot of make up.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #33 on:** April 29, 2011, 12:33:34 AM »

White trash.

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #34 on:** April 29, 2011, 09:52:45 AM »

Christina was very attractive in her younger days. Never thought she and britney had voices though, sound like munchkins from the wizard of oz.

Tito24 · « **Reply #35 on:** April 29, 2011, 10:06:58 AM »

all illusion anyway. if she walk on the street you wouldnt notice her

Playboy · « **Reply #36 on:** April 29, 2011, 11:53:46 AM »

Quote from: Nails on April 28, 2011, 01:06:27 PM

QFT

She looks like a massive butterface here.

newmom · « **Reply #37 on:** April 29, 2011, 12:00:26 PM »

Quote from: HockeyFightFan on April 28, 2011, 07:23:14 PM

I think she's nice looking and probably a lot of fun. She can always lose the weight, although it doesn't seem troublesome. Sure as fuck easier than trying to diet away ugly. Hell, worst case is it would be like banging a rich Cindy Lauper.

Playboy · « **Reply #38 on:** April 29, 2011, 12:02:31 PM »

Didn't she butcher a song at a show or something recently due to being rusty from her hiatus?

mass243 · « **Reply #39 on:** April 29, 2011, 12:03:15 PM »

I like Christina. Would fuk. Maybe even sum' slappy happy...

And gaining weight... that just adds softness... when it stays in control.

UPINTHEMGUTS · « **Reply #40 on:** April 29, 2011, 12:15:33 PM »

Not sure about these other fags on this thread but I would fuck the ever lovin dog shit out of her. Then I'd let her take me shopping on Madison avenue.

UPINTHEMGUTS · « **Reply #41 on:** April 29, 2011, 12:16:39 PM »

Quote from: Playboy on April 29, 2011, 12:02:31 PM

Didn't she butcher a song at a show or something recently due to being rusty from her hiatus?

Botched the national anthem at the SuperBowl.

HockeyFightFan · « **Reply #42 on:** April 29, 2011, 06:01:19 PM »

Quote from: Runningmom on April 29, 2011, 12:00:26 PM

Awwww, that's no way to hide how badly you want me.

Admit it, let it go, feel free, release yourself from the burden.

LOL

Reeves · « **Reply #43 on:** April 29, 2011, 06:18:17 PM »

She wears more makeup than a drag queen. Women should look like women, not MANnequins. FTN.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #44 on:** April 29, 2011, 06:23:58 PM »

I do no understand how any red-blooded straight man could have the opportunity to furiously hump Christina Aguilera and be like "eh no thanks."

newmom · « **Reply #45 on:** April 29, 2011, 06:27:07 PM »

Quote from: HockeyFightFan on April 29, 2011, 06:01:19 PM

Awwww, that's no way to hide how badly you want me.

Admit it, let it go, feel free, release yourself from the burden.

LOL

keep reaching there pal

Reeves · « **Reply #46 on:** April 29, 2011, 06:45:42 PM »

Quote from: Runningmom on April 29, 2011, 06:27:07 PM

keep reaching there pal

The only reaching he's likely to be doing is a "reach around".

FTN.
Later.

IronMagazine.com · « **Reply #47 on:** April 29, 2011, 06:50:27 PM »

it does not matter if she is in a heavy stage or skinny stage, she is absolutely gorgeous and with the level of talent its just icing on the cake.

abijahmaniaco · « **Reply #48 on:** April 29, 2011, 07:48:05 PM »

not a fan. she's too fake + epic cake face. also heard she's an alcoholic.

and genie in a bottle = only good song.

swoody · « **Reply #49 on:** April 29, 2011, 10:44:48 PM »

In the words of Peter, she looks like she tastes like salty garbage. Still fuck that salty garbage though...

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