Author Topic: Ivan Putski Addiction (Read 14184 times)

Juruth · « **on:** April 28, 2011, 02:06:17 PM »

This posting is on behalf of a client who is addicted to Ivan Putski. The client is interested in bidding on any items that have come in contact with Mr. Putski's body. The more intimate the item, the higher the bid. Preferred items include hats, wrestling trunks, hairbrushes, joskstraps, dirty athletic socks, wads of used toilet paper, etc. Time travel technology allowing the client to return to 1979 and meet Mr. Putski when he was ripped will draw $1,000,000. Thank you.

monstercalves · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2011, 02:07:45 PM »

Quote from: juruth on April 28, 2011, 02:06:17 PM

This posting is on behalf of a client who is addicted to Ivan Putski. The client is interested in bidding on any items that have come in contact with Mr. Putski's body. The more intimate the item, the higher the bid. Preferred items include hats, wrestling trunks, hairbrushes, joskstraps, dirty athletic socks, wads of used toilet paper, etc. Time travel technology allowing the client to return to 1979 and meet Mr. Putski when he was ripped will draw $1,000,000. Thank you.

fuk that noise.....

give us more hilarious bodybuilding poetry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2011, 02:08:51 PM »

Lee Priest once paid $5000 for a pair of Tom Platz soiled trunks

_bruce_ · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2011, 02:22:55 PM »

BayGBM · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2011, 02:23:42 PM »

How much for these red trunks?

Juruth · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2011, 02:57:11 PM »

What condition? Washed? Soiled? Skidmarks?

Montague · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2011, 03:54:01 PM »

Quote from: juruth on April 28, 2011, 02:06:17 PM

This posting is on behalf of a client who is addicted to Ivan Putski. The client is interested in bidding on any items that have come in contact with Mr. Putski's body. The more intimate the item, the higher the bid. Preferred items include hats, wrestling trunks, hairbrushes, joskstraps, dirty athletic socks, wads of used toilet paper, etc. Time travel technology allowing the client to return to 1979 and meet Mr. Putski when he was ripped will draw $1,000,000. Thank you.

I have some Putski memorabilia.
Question: does the used toilet paper need a COA?

Juruth · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2011, 05:48:08 PM »

There would first be a background check performed on yourself, then arrangements would be made for a showing the client would have the opportunity to view, touch and smell the merchandise. PM your information.

bradistani · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2011, 06:01:24 PM »

Quote from: juruth on April 28, 2011, 02:06:17 PM

This posting is on behalf of a client who is addicted to Ivan Putski. The client is interested in bidding on any items that have come in contact with Mr. Putski's body. The more intimate the item, the higher the bid. Preferred items include hats, wrestling trunks, hairbrushes, joskstraps, dirty athletic socks, wads of used toilet paper, etc. Time travel technology allowing the client to return to 1979 and meet Mr. Putski when he was ripped will draw $1,000,000. Thank you.

225for70 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2011, 06:59:01 PM »

I know that Bigbobs from this site collects stuff like this..Bigbobs has dingleberries from nasser.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:23:56 PM »

This thread has potential.

Otis B Driftwood · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:38:35 PM »

I have a mason jar half way filled of Ivan Putski's ballsweat which was rung out of a washcloth by the bare hands of Tito Santana.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #12 on:** April 29, 2011, 02:49:55 AM »

the Algebra Wizard · « **Reply #13 on:** April 29, 2011, 05:43:43 AM »

what about his son scott

Juruth · « **Reply #14 on:** April 29, 2011, 09:52:49 AM »

Update
The client is now offering $250,000 for Ivan Putski Circa 1979 look-alike to spend to spend five days in The Bahamas. Activities will include mutual sunbathing wearing straps only, pumping up with barbells, posing sessions, baby oil massages and apartment wrestling in the evenings. Candidates must look exactly like 1979 Ivan Putski. No exceptions.

funk51 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 29, 2011, 11:27:22 AM »

the might igor is ready and willing.

Playboy · « **Reply #16 on:** April 29, 2011, 11:29:23 AM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on April 28, 2011, 02:08:51 PM

Lee Priest once paid $5000 for a pair of Tom Platz soiled trunks

How much would Nasser pay for one of Greg Kovac's soiled towels???

Juruth · « **Reply #17 on:** April 29, 2011, 05:07:19 PM »

In light of the sheer volume of inquiries that have been received regarding the five day Bahamas getaway, it is now insisted you enclose a recent photograph in the PM. Again, you MUST be identical to the 1979 version of Mr. Putski.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #18 on:** April 29, 2011, 07:40:24 PM »

bump for absurdity

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #19 on:** April 29, 2011, 09:06:58 PM »

I heard Baybgm gets several pms a day .... from his own gimmicks. it's a new form of autoeroticism.

Meso_z · « **Reply #20 on:** April 29, 2011, 10:08:44 PM »

Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on April 29, 2011, 09:06:58 PM

I heard Baybgm gets several pms a day .... from his own gimmicks. it's a new form of autoeroticism.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #21 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:02:59 PM »

bump for extra salty ball sweat.

njflex · « **Reply #22 on:** January 04, 2012, 07:54:26 PM »

he'll deliver the polish hammer for a mere 25.00 u.s.

Juruth · « **Reply #23 on:** February 03, 2015, 01:05:21 PM »

Quote from: juruth on April 29, 2011, 05:07:19 PM

In light of the sheer volume of inquiries that have been received regarding the five day Bahamas getaway, it is now insisted you enclose a recent photograph in the PM. Again, you MUST be identical to the 1979 version of Mr. Putski.

Offer is still on the table.

funk51 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 03, 2015, 01:08:22 PM »