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'Vanity Fair' wants proof Donald Trump's hair is real
« on: April 29, 2011, 06:13:14 AM »
"Vanity Fair" magazine is turning the tables on billionaire and potential presidential candidate Donald Trump, cheekily questioning the authenticity of his hair.

A mock "proclamation" Friday on the magazine's website declared, "If Trump intends to declare his candidacy for the presidency, as he has so often threatened, the issue of his comb-over could become a Constitutional matter.

"In the interest of putting this controversy to rest, Vanity Fair demands that Trump release a notarized certificate from a barber proving the veracity of his hair."

"Vanity Fair" goes on to mock the birther movement with its own "balder" movement, or those who doubt that Trump's hair is genuine.

"In the event that significant members of the Balder community question the validity of the [barber's] notarized certificate, we insist that Trump submit to air, wind, and Dutch rub tests to be administered by an independent board-certified hair-care expert that will debunk, once and for all, these corrosive conspiracy theories.




Trump made headlines this week for reviving the argument of "birthers" who question whether President Obama was born in the United States.


On Wednesday, the White House released the president's long-form birth certificate to the public.




the balder movement  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D








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Re: 'Vanity Fair' wants proof Donald Trump's hair is real
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2011, 06:47:00 AM »
The difference is that Trump can be bald and still be President.

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Re: 'Vanity Fair' wants proof Donald Trump's hair is real
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 09:54:41 AM »
The difference is that Trump can be bald and still be President.

so are you still a birther  :D

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Re: 'Vanity Fair' wants proof Donald Trump's hair is real
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 09:56:00 AM »
so are you still a birther  :D

Yes!   What they put out is more nonsense.  If the original is in a book somewhere - they should show thw book itself and the original page, not a photoshopped forgery.   

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Re: 'Vanity Fair' wants proof Donald Trump's hair is real
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2011, 10:05:14 AM »
Yes!   What they put out is more nonsense.  If the original is in a book somewhere - they should show thw book itself and the original page, not a photoshopped forgery.   


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Re: 'Vanity Fair' wants proof Donald Trump's hair is real
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2011, 10:10:00 AM »
This is why you and obama and the rest of the communist left dont want to discuss issues and love the birther issue.   

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/3-persons-convicted-terrorism-related-ca



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Re: 'Vanity Fair' wants proof Donald Trump's hair is real
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2011, 10:16:33 AM »
This is why you and obama and the rest of the communist left dont want to discuss issues and love the birther issue.   

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/3-persons-convicted-terrorism-related-ca





sideshow trump is the one that got it going,he don't want to talk about the issues.he wants to talk about the far right nutty shit like where you born, he didn't go to that college, no one remembers him all the nutty shit

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Re: 'Vanity Fair' wants proof Donald Trump's hair is real
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2011, 10:19:54 AM »
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Yeah - thats why bama gave a whole presser on the BC and did not say a word about jobs numbers, the 9 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, skyrocketing inflation, etc.